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probably some dumbshit "welcome to microsoft mail app!"
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you'd like to think that wouldn't you
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Oct 15, 2018 14:31
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it means microsoft hasn't read two of your emails and sold the data to advertisers, yet
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Oct 15, 2018 15:48
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https://twitter.com/CNBCnow/status/1051955618955841538 looks like seattle has a new "worst billionaire" congrats to jeff bezos
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Oct 15, 2018 23:08
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please tell me that he is the guy who invented allen wrench
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Oct 15, 2018 23:09
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Oct 15, 2018 23:09
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Guess he yielded in the race for the biggest yacht.
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Oct 15, 2018 23:12
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Lambert posted:Guess he yielded in the race for the biggest yacht. wait until you see his coffin, it’s going to be a container ship with a giant pyre burning thousands of gallons of kerosene per second roaming the earth via gps
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qirex posted:wait until you see his coffin, it’s going to be a container ship with a giant pyre burning thousands of gallons of kerosene per second roaming the earth via gps lol
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Oct 15, 2018 23:49
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Oct 15, 2018 23:52
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imagine being a billionaire and the best tribute people can come up with is "he loved classic rock"
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i like the story of how paul left microsoft because he overheard gates and ballmer discussing how useless he was and whether they'd legally be able to gently caress him out of his equity. they were right about paul being useless, but lucky for paul he kept the shares out of spite.
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hifi posted:imagine being a billionaire and the best tribute people can come up with is "he loved classic rock"
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hifi posted:imagine being a billionaire and the best tribute people can come up with is "he loved classic rock" he loved classic rock so much he hired frank ghery to design a museum about classic rock [the museum is no longer about classic rock] qirex fucked around with this message at 00:56 on Oct 16, 2018 |
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Oct 16, 2018 00:55
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Was this an actual official act of marketing? Because goddamn does it just look shoddy.
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Oct 16, 2018 01:02
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no it was some very stupid people doing a very stupid thing at some employee parade
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Oct 16, 2018 01:10
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they sure killed the iphone alright
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qirex posted:he loved classic rock so much he hired frank ghery to design a museum about classic rock [the museum is no longer about classic rock]
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Oct 16, 2018 01:14
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paul bearers
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Oct 16, 2018 02:02
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President Beep posted:paul bearers ice fuckin cold
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President Beep posted:paul bearers 
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which one?
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akadajet posted:which one? cremate him and split the difference? he's bricked he won't care
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qirex posted:he loved classic rock so much he hired frank ghery to design a museum about classic rock [the museum is no longer about classic rock] it turns out that nobody else likes classic rock
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so the mastermind behind microsoft's horrible nfl surface deal is also a big time criminalquote:Microsoft’s former sports marketing director has been charged with trying to embezzle around $1.5 million from the company and stealing more than 60 Super Bowl tickets that were meant for Microsoft employees. Jeff Tran was indicted yesterday after an FBI investigation, and he’s facing five counts of wire fraud, which carries a penalty of up to 20 years in prison.
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that was always the funniest promotion deal. there's no way anyone actually thought it would be a good demonstration of the surface to have a bunch of sweaty guys trying to paw at the digitizer in the rain
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i like how if i take my surface with me out in the field i can't use it if i'm wearing my polarized sunglasses.
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that's true of almost any LCD tho, they all use polarization filters. at best they won't be 180° off from your glasses
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infernal machines posted:that's true of almost any LCD tho, they all use polarization filters. at best they won't be 180° off from your glasses while my apple stuff can have a sort-of rainbow effect over the image it's still all visible, i guess they do something differently from surfaces?
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univbee posted:while my apple stuff can have a sort-of rainbow effect over the image it's still all visible, i guess they do something differently from surfaces? it depends on the alignment of the filter, if it's out of alignment with the filter on your lenses by anything other than 180° you get trippy effects and slight dimming. same with polarized windows in cars, etc.
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