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M_Gargantua posted:single use guillotines that remain excellent shelters once the mess has been cleaned out im thinking sensory deprivation tanks that just gas with nitrogen instead and then they pop up like a camper into a little shelter after you remove the body and a few bolts
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no need to waste them, use the biomass for heat and natural gas.
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infernal machines posted:no need to waste them, use the biomass for heat and natural gas. so, like, literally build it on their backs then? 
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eating the rich is so barbaric. my plants eat the rich
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rip the battery packs out, never have to worry about charging your vape again. take the SIM in the cell module out and text for free
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TVsVeryOwn posted:i like it. what if they're actually elaborate Saw-type death traps to make them liquidate and donate their money before they're murderized?
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Corla Plankun posted:escape room franchise that's mostly normal but if a billionaire is in the room oops all the puzzles are cobras billionaires don't play escape rooms. All of them except... Elon Musk.
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i think youll find that billionaires actually get paid to do escape rooms devised by the irs
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billionaires build their own escape room for troublesome escorts & lackeys
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Krankenstyle posted:goons build their own submarines for troublesome journalists
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calling them "escape rooms" is very deceptive advertising because if you fail they still let you out it's more like "go in a room and solve some puzzles of wildly varying quality for an hour" rooms
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i think they're supposed to be an escape like a getaway come escape your drab boring routine life in our popular escape rooms
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they're escape with your dignity rooms, if you don't solve the puzzle you get rescued and must live with your failure
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haveblue posted:they're escape with your dignity rooms, if you don't solve the puzzle you get rescued and must live with your failure explains why I’ve never bothered, I’m not gonna suddenly find it in an unfashionable strip mall
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Stymie posted:calling them "escape rooms" is very deceptive advertising because if you fail they still let you out stymie's "go in a room and solve some puzzles of wildly varying quality for an hour" failed business
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Stymie posted:calling them "escape rooms" is very deceptive advertising because if you fail they still let you out it's because of escape room videos game i think
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Generally they're coming to be called "puzzle rooms" because in plenty of cases the aim of the game isn't necessarily to escape.
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the future we deserve https://twitter.com/mikewren/status/1053721913271443456
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that happened in my elevator a couple times. the robo call just says “i am sorry i didnt quite get that” as the elevator floor announcement voice just counts off floors.
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lol the russians are gonna make us own ourselves with missiles and go "stop hitting you are selves slugheads!" and we'll be like "thanks russia we will try harder next time gg"
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Alan Smithee posted:lol the russians are gonna make us own ourselves with missiles and go "stop hitting you are selves slugheads!" and we'll be like "thanks russia we will try harder next time gg"  
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Chris Knight posted:the future we deserve i got robocalled in the building elevator going to do laundry in 2016
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i put magnets in my fingers so when i pick my nose the boogers just latch on and i don't risk a nosebleed by digging.
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Chris Knight posted:the future we deserve https://twitter.com/internetofshit/status/1053704805766565889 
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Chris Knight posted:the future we deserve "TOUCHABLE"
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prisoner of waffles posted:https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2018/10/the-last-jedi-russian-trolls/amp between the best korea attacks against sony and russia loving with star wars, i have to wonder if taking shots at the entertainment industry is going to be what starts the next world war.
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prisoner of waffles posted:https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2018/10/the-last-jedi-russian-trolls/amp russian trolls or not it was also just not a very good movie two things can be true
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Midjack posted:i put magnets in my fingers so when i pick my nose the boogers just latch on and i don't risk a nosebleed by digging. ferromagnetic boogers are very cyberpunk the clouds of pollution are actually making themselves part of your body's tissues
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the emergency phones in elevators are usually auto-answer, and usually don't have an audible ringer, in case you have an urge to spy on people for 30 seconds at a time.
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Jimmy Carter posted:the emergency phones in elevators are usually auto-answer, and usually don't have an audible ringer, in case you have an urge to spy on people for 30 seconds at a time. all you will hear is awkward humming and the occasional fart
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Notorious b.s.d. posted:all you will hear is awkward humming and the occasional fart
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Midjack posted:i put magnets in my fingers so when i pick my nose the boogers just latch on and i don't risk a nosebleed by digging. Yeah I inhale a heap of metal shavings in this dystopia too
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there's something going on here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQV4zRNVtTg
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Chris Knight posted:there's something going on here: i'm the token american actor squeezed in to snag the valuable emerging american market
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