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null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

Center in, pull back. Stop. Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.


I love everything about this

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Kak
Sep 27, 2002
https://i.imgur.com/i4GIOCt.mp4

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Maybe like a small one for salad veggies or something. :shrug:

Sell them to rabbis.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
https://i.imgur.com/RPEOFHA.gifv

IncredibleIgloo
Feb 17, 2011





Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :kimchi:

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶






Poltergeists attacks are exactly why we need dogs this brave and good :3:.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015


Mohels use a knife, actually. No guillotines involved.

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug

Hyperlynx posted:

Mohels use a knife, actually. No guillotines involved.

Little known fact: they resort to the guillotine when they're too farshnickert to nip the tip with such precision with a knife...

autism ZX spectrum
Feb 8, 2007

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe
Actually they use a cigar cutter, it's safer for the operator.

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.
There's no way a guillotine, even one made for adults, would cost $1200. Maybe one of those posh, de-lux beheaders, sure, but a couple of 2x4s, a rope, and a heavy piece of metal could probably be slapped together for ~$400 at Home Depot. Or deconstruct the whole concept and buy a hatchet for 18 bucks. In fact, everyone should buy hatchets.

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mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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LawfulWaffle posted:

There's no way a guillotine, even one made for adults, would cost $1200. Maybe one of those posh, de-lux beheaders, sure, but a couple of 2x4s, a rope, and a heavy piece of metal could probably be slapped together for ~$400 at Home Depot. Or deconstruct the whole concept and buy a hatchet for 18 bucks. In fact, everyone should buy hatchets.

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I'd love to find a set of plans and build one.

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




mds2 posted:

I'd love to find a set of plans and build one.

It's a pretty simple thing, the plans are just look at it and build one.

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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Aramoro posted:

It's a pretty simple thing, the plans are just look at it and build one.

Oh no, you need to get the head hole size just right, there's a whole rolling cart thing.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
hm. maybe i could build an app for that... the guillotine-sharing economy! gÜber!

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
Cosmo ain't got nothin' to do with my selection. 36-24-12? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3"."

My tortoise dont want none unless you got carapace, Alice.

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

mds2 posted:

Oh no, you need to get the head hole size just right, there's a whole rolling cart thing.

See, there you go overthinking it again. Head holes are a luxury, and it doesn’t need to be mobile when the mob can bring the aristocracy to you.

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost

Hyperlynx posted:

Mohels use a knife, actually. No guillotines involved.

And the utra-orthodox use their mouth to clean the wound!

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/herpes-babies-jewish-circumcision-ritual-link-rabbis-infants-a7620446.html

quote:

The New York health department alerted doctors to the case of a newborn who fell ill after undergoing the ultra-Orthodox Jewish practice in which the circumcision wound is cleaned by mouth.

ew

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe
Religion and pederasty, what a loving shocker

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

AnimeIsTrash fucked around with this message at 19:09 on Oct 18, 2018

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Teenage mutant ninja thiccles.

Chubbs
Feb 13, 2008

In a thousand years, Gandahar was destroyed. A thousand years ago, Gandahar will be saved, and what can't be avoided will be.
Grimey Drawer

Chef Bourgeoisie
Oct 9, 2016

by Reene

:hmmyes:

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶






AWOOGA AWOOGA

MAKE WAY FOR TORTOOGA

oh dope
Nov 2, 2006

No guilt, it feeds in plain sight

Aramoro posted:

It's a pretty simple thing, the plans are just look at it and build one.

I feel like the blade itself would be the most complicated part. What's the optimal angle of the blade, for instance? I figure that a elegant blade that slices would be lighter than a brutish blade that chops, simply because it requires less force, but how do you measure that without a bunch of unnecessarily messy testing? And while it must be heavy enough to relieve the bourgeoisie of their heads in one go, it must not be so heavy it damages the machine every time it's used.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
https://twitter.com/yesyes1000xyes/status/1038581075084238848?s=19

The follow up to the Jeff Goldblum shower curtains.

naem
May 29, 2011

https://i.imgur.com/SVdJiJG.mp4

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

:kimchi:

BovineFury
Oct 28, 2007
I moo for great justice!

Avynte
Jun 30, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Cats truly are distilled maliciousness.

content
Feb 13, 2014

blessed-rear end page

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
what is the sound of one hand clapping?

https://twitter.com/aguhiyori/status/1052038364503785472

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1043137922449465345/pu/vid/480x480/FwHs1bogiA8uQ874.mp4?tag=5

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1052948699394007040/pu/vid/480x480/Z8uWcF0p57Zas_Cm.mp4?tag=5

jemand
Sep 19, 2018


What is love?
Baby don't hurt me,
Don't hurt me,
No more.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004


:eyepop:



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Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


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