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Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


yeah I eat rear end posted:

I've never heard an actual explanation of what makes the water so "good". Just bullshit about "there's something in the water". I think you're just falling for the city's advertising campaigns about their lovely water. Their pizza and bagels aren't that much better than anyone else's, it just seems that way if you only compare them to the local pizza hut or whatever.

I don't have a scientific explanation but the tap water in NYC does indeed taste very good. I don't know what else you need, explanation-wise.

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augias
Apr 7, 2009

Probably nyc sources from some large spring that needs minimal treatment, thus using less or no chlorine, which is what gives bad tap water a bad taste.

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer
It's awesome when you can live in a place that has good tap water without having to filter it to hell or just buy it because it tastes bad

Aunt Beth
Feb 24, 2006

Baby, you're ready!
Grimey Drawer
NYC’s water is all from the Catskill mountains and flows through an insanely massive delivery system down to the city. All Upstate NY has very good water, which I totally didn’t appreciate until I started traveling. I never understood why so many people elsewhere drink bottled/heavily filtered water until I left NY and tasted how awful other areas’ tap water tastes.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Plus the wooden parts of the water system add a certain nuance

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

Grand Fromage posted:

I don't have a scientific explanation but the tap water in NYC does indeed taste very good. I don't know what else you need, explanation-wise.

Well I mean, in switzerland there's like a matterhorn or something on the bottle and you have to pay 7 bucks for it at a restaurant, so that was pretty convincing. I don't get the same fresh from the mountains vibe from new york city sink taps.

Even if it does taste good I still believe it is 95% ad campaign, 5% fact and nobody would ever be able to tell in a fair blind taste test which pizza/bagel/bread was made with nyc water consistently.

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!

Grand Fromage posted:

I don't have a scientific explanation but the tap water in NYC does indeed taste very good. I don't know what else you need, explanation-wise.

A lot of water's "natural" taste is generally down to the magnesium content as I remember it. So it may just be naturally very magnesium-rich.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


yeah I eat rear end posted:

Even if it does taste good I still believe it is 95% ad campaign, 5% fact and nobody would ever be able to tell in a fair blind taste test which pizza/bagel/bread was made with nyc water consistently.

I don't because I had NYC tap water as a kid without ever knowing there was an ad campaign and thought it was awesome enough that I mentioned how good it was. Then I found out it's supposed to be famously good or whatever.

I don't know about the pizza/bagel thing, I'm just talking the water straight up. I presume pizza and bagels are good in NYC mainly because there are a fuckzillion places to get them so if you serve poo poo people aren't going to give you money and then you do not have a restaurant anymore.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

The one time I went to NYC the tap water did not taste good so if that's like the best tasting water in the US then y'all have some sad loving water

It's possible the hotel I stayed at had lovely old pipes

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Water in plastic bottles always has a bitter sharp astringent aftertaste for me that ruins the whole experience.

Like I would literally rather drink the water I grew up with, which came out of a well under my family's house, and which often had rust and mud in it, and we generally kept a pitcher of it in the fridge, uncovered so it absorbed all the weird fridge smells.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

http://newsfeed.time.com/2010/08/31/drink-up-nyc-meet-the-tiny-crustaceans-not-kosher-in-your-tap-water/

WITCHCRAFT
Aug 28, 2007

Berries That Burn

the smallest of pastries...

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


theghostpt posted:

Maybe it's just me, and this is probably not anti food porn, but it looks so :smith:


If you aren’t eating Pizza Hut in a food court right now, you will be. Pizza Hut.

IHOP should have only extremely old people grumpily eating plain waffles and fish in the background of their commercials. Instead they choose to lie to sell product.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

One of the communities I spent my summers as a kid in had awful water, it was very sulfurous with flakes of rusted metal and who knows what in it. That's life on a Canadian rez though. :smith:

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

My Grandma lives on a Rez that has no land border with Canada but is technically in Canada somehow. She won't even touch the sink.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
It was...um good.

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

What is that??

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I just got a knock off instant pot. So I've just been throwing whatever in it and seen what happened.

About 6 chicken thighs, some hickory seasoning, two packets of Goya who knows what and two cuts of water.

Cook it until beeps, take the thighs out and slowly add flour to the juice left until it's like a gravy.

:shrug:

Oh and all I had to eat it on was a tortilla

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Grognan posted:

I imagined kebab pizza ti be something wonderful, I am saddened at this
Kebab pizzas are normally pretty good and look more like this:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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DicktheCat posted:

What is that??

Looks like one of those "gaming" keyboards where the keys light up and make loud "click" noises every time you press them.

Harvey Mantaco
Mar 6, 2007

Someone please help me find my keys =(

Picnic Princess posted:

One of the communities I spent my summers as a kid in had awful water, it was very sulfurous with flakes of rusted metal and who knows what in it. That's life on a Canadian rez though. :smith:

What province was this? 70s or 80s?

JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008

Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34



ShortyMR.CAT posted:

I really like Pizza flavored Pringles. Is that posh?

Man, we're 2 for 2 on cat avatar/post combos in the last 2 days. About 20 years ago I had a white cat, Munch, who gave no shits about people food except for pizza flavored Pringles. Shrimp? Tuna? Other kinds of potato chips? Nah. But he went nuts for those Pringles, would fit his little munchkin head inside any unattended tube to get at them. No idea what kind of kitty crack they put in those, but he loved em.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

JacquelineDempsey posted:

Man, we're 2 for 2 on cat avatar/post combos in the last 2 days. About 20 years ago I had a white cat, Munch, who gave no shits about people food except for pizza flavored Pringles. Shrimp? Tuna? Other kinds of potato chips? Nah. But he went nuts for those Pringles, would fit his little munchkin head inside any unattended tube to get at them. No idea what kind of kitty crack they put in those, but he loved em.

I have a cat that loses his loving mind over Cheez-Its



lookin' good, Tommy

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

The real crime of that trash casserole with the entire block of cheese and various chocolates was the lack of a finished product in the video.

I kept watching and waiting, then nothing.

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
I was in Nova Scotia about a month ago and the tap water had almost a salty sea taste like they pumped it straight out of the ocean. It actually made really good coffee.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Harvey Mantaco posted:

What province was this? 70s or 80s?

90s Alberta. Siksika.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Tiggum posted:

Kebab pizzas are normally pretty good and look more like this:



OH hell yes

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

It looks like a failed quiche, but it appears to have bones

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


Iron Crowned posted:

It looks like a failed quiche, but it appears to have bones

chili rellenos, swimming in salsa verde

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Ziv Zulander posted:

chili rellenos, swimming in salsa verde

chilies don't have bones though

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

Iron Crowned posted:

chilies don't have bones though

they have stems

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Iron Crowned posted:

chilies don't have bones though

What kind of lovely weird chilies are you eating?

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


Looks like overly wetted pizza

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Picnic Princess posted:

Looks like overly wetted pizza

overly wetted pizza would be a good forum handle

Lackey
May 31, 2000

Monsters?
They look like monsters to you?


Only the wettest fish floating in a sea of grease for my palate, thank you very much.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶






Is it a pork chop smothered in a split sauce?

The bone-end at the far right looks like a pork chop, and that sauce looks like scrambled eggs, which would also explain (some of) the wetness underneath.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


:yeshaha:

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Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!
As a recently ex-New Yorker, I can safely say this: although it's possible there's a benefit to using NY water to make pizza, it's extremely more likely that a lot of restaurants in other regions are simply failing to get the flavors/ingredients right. Most of the bad pizza I've eaten hasn't been mysteriously bad, it was just very obviously not made with the right blend of spices or ratio of ingredients. The dough itself usually doesn't even crack the top 10 things wrong with it.

(To be more specific, the sauce usually doesn't have enough flavor, there usually isn't enough basil/oregano in general, and the cheese is often just mozzarella instead of a blend including parmesan and others)

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