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deoju posted:from the PYF funnny pictures thread... Measure twice, pour once.
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Guy probably got tired of people stealing his tape, secured it the only reasonable way.
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# ? Oct 17, 2018 04:11 |
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it's not like it's a motorbike
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# ? Oct 17, 2018 04:17 |
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Supposed to take pictures of FLAT Stanleys out in the world, not FAT Stanleys.
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# ? Oct 17, 2018 13:32 |
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I'll take 'owner-designed home' for 4.5 million, Alex. https://www.redfin.com/OR/Portland/2300-SW-103rd-Ave-97225/home/26678122
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# ? Oct 18, 2018 15:40 |
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Sloppy posted:I'll take 'owner-designed home' for 4.5 million, Alex. I bet the whole house smells like chlorine 24/7.
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# ? Oct 18, 2018 15:43 |
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directly adjacent to 8 lane highway
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# ? Oct 18, 2018 15:54 |
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The kind of person who builds a house like that shouldn’t be allowed to live next to a school.
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# ? Oct 18, 2018 16:01 |
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poemdexter posted:I bet the whole house smells like chlorine 24/7. Outside pool not enough, must have inside pool! I do like the big open space idea. I mean, not the execution, certainly. But the idea. Imagine the heating/cooling costs, though.
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# ? Oct 18, 2018 16:01 |
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Sloppy posted:I'll take 'owner-designed home' for 4.5 million, Alex.
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# ? Oct 18, 2018 16:02 |
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What is the thing in the game room that looks vaguely like a 30 foot long air hockey table?
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# ? Oct 18, 2018 16:03 |
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shuffleboard and it's awesome
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# ? Oct 18, 2018 16:04 |
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Yeah that just screams "converted commercial building." A furniture store comes to mind. Or possibly an airplane hangar.
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# ? Oct 18, 2018 16:04 |
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I'm all for having some hobbies you can pursue locally but Christ, you need to have some reason to leave the house. I bet they order their groceries delivered too (perhaps in the form of pre-prepared meals).
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# ? Oct 18, 2018 16:08 |
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It would make a nice little neighbourhood rec center. On the other hand it's apparently the perfect house for someone with an area rug fetish.
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# ? Oct 18, 2018 16:10 |
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It really feels like they misunderstood the plans and thought it would be 30% smaller, then when they were moving in and had a bunch of spare room they just went 'eh, fill it with old persian rugs, I guess?' There's a tremendous amount of deadspace between the open kitchen and the pool, and the rugs and plants just make it seem like they had no idea what to do.
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# ? Oct 18, 2018 16:11 |
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Ghostnuke posted:directly adjacent to 8 lane highway Don't worry, you won't be able to hear the highway when it rains considering the gigantic steel roof. I'm sure it doesn't rain too often in the PacNW though....
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# ? Oct 18, 2018 16:18 |
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It's in Beaverton, it is definitely not "inner city"
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# ? Oct 18, 2018 16:20 |
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That house looks like it was built by someone whose one goal in life was to live in a 1985 era Holiday Inn Holidome.
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# ? Oct 18, 2018 16:21 |
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Weembles posted:That house looks like it was built by someone whose one goal in life was to live in a 1985 era Holiday Inn Holidome. Hah, I couldn't quite put my finger on it but that's exactly what it reminds me of. e: if you showed 1985 me this it would probably be my dream house
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# ? Oct 18, 2018 16:23 |
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Enos Cabell posted:e: if you showed 1985 me this it would probably be my dream house My ideal house still is basically a warehouse with one end converted for living and the rest as a big open area for a running track and gym so I can exercise even when the weather is insane. Play my own goddamn music over the speakers Still wouldn't have a goddamn pool right inside by the kitchen.
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# ? Oct 18, 2018 17:03 |
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It’s possible the indoor pool is brominated instead. If that’s the case, it STILL wouldn’t even be the most thing about that abomination. Just circulation pump power for the big pool is probably nearing $300/mo.
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# ? Oct 18, 2018 17:10 |
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Ghostnuke posted:directly adjacent to 8 lane highway Nah, not really. 217 isn't even the interstate. Still gets a lot of traffic, though, especially during commute hours (which is about 7am-7pm these days). From the outside, I would have pegged it as one of those trendy churches that has a "cool" pastor who wears torn jeans and has an earring.
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# ? Oct 18, 2018 17:13 |
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This looks like the sort of house I would build in the sims when I'm feeling self-indulgently silly. Way too big for normal people! The openest of open concepts! Indoor pool in what would be an awkward and frankly unsafe place! And then they chickened out and the bedrooms are so normal. Come on.
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# ? Oct 18, 2018 17:15 |
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I'm sure the industrial warehouse lighting gives everything a warm glow. They have an 8 car garage, but still leave the car out in the carport.
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# ? Oct 18, 2018 17:21 |
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poemdexter posted:I bet the whole house smells like chlorine 24/7. Interestingly, that "chlorine smell" of pools isn't the chlorine itself, but chlorine reacting with piss.
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# ? Oct 18, 2018 17:59 |
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Facebook Aunt posted:It would make a nice little neighbourhood rec center.
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# ? Oct 18, 2018 18:33 |
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MagusofStars posted:My first thought based on the wall of windows, building shape, and pools is that it was originally a LA fitness that someone converted into a house. Mine was that this is a low budget version of the space station from that Prey videogame. Be careful going around the corners, you might see a black smoke monster! ...or a human cult member. If it were for all the windows, it could easily be an underground bunker for some offshoot of a mormon cult. Altman be praised!
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# ? Oct 18, 2018 18:36 |
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Sloppy posted:I'll take 'owner-designed home' for 4.5 million, Alex. I honestly don't dislike it all that much, but being from Phoenix, the thing that struck me about it was the complete lack of anything resembling insulation in the roof & attic. Of course it's not located in Phoenix, so maybe not as big of a deal, although I would think it might be cold in the winter.
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# ? Oct 18, 2018 19:41 |
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Sloppy posted:I'll take 'owner-designed home' for 4.5 million, Alex. Wouldn't want to live there, but that would be the coolest vacation rental on earth
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# ? Oct 18, 2018 19:48 |
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Holy poo poo that's right near me lmao! I thought it was some kind of gym or something, I've only seen it from the highway (which is always noisy and congested). The area also sucks a lot. Would love to hang out there during a rainstorm though.
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# ? Oct 18, 2018 20:29 |
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Portland high-tech sweat shop. They cram 100 SE-Asian IT workers in there coding 24/7. The swimming pools are because they can't all fit in the 7 bathrooms. You can fit quite a few bunkbeds in those 6 bedrooms but still not enough for all 100 so they take turns sleeping.
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# ? Oct 18, 2018 21:06 |
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You know, come to think of it, I absolutely am going to copy this for my next Sims 4 architectural project when I have a chance. I love making dumbshit gimmicky impractical houses, and in the Sims, there aren't things like "high humidity" and "poor insulation" to get in the way of entirely useless but sort of pretty architecutre. I bet it echoes.
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# ? Oct 18, 2018 21:49 |
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I didn't know I could count my pool as at least 5 bathrooms
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# ? Oct 18, 2018 22:27 |
I can't say I wouldn't live in that if I had infinite money. Minus the rugs and statues, probably.
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# ? Oct 18, 2018 23:45 |
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Javid posted:I can't say I wouldn't live in that if I had infinite money. If you're gonna spend infinite money on it, a ventilation system and a glass wall between the pool and the rest of the house would do wonders. Also not building it under a goddamn freeway, but to each his own I guess.
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# ? Oct 18, 2018 23:50 |
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With infinite money, you can do active noise cancellation for your whole house.
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# ? Oct 19, 2018 00:30 |
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Guy Axlerod posted:With infinite money, you can do active noise cancellation for your whole house. By buying all surrounding lots and moving the drat pool
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# ? Oct 19, 2018 00:33 |
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If I had infinite money I would buy and restore Lynnewood Hall , which is still on the market and probably will remain so until it is so deteriorated as to be irrevocably damaged.
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# ? Oct 19, 2018 02:37 |
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Jaded Burnout posted:Interestingly, that "chlorine smell" of pools isn't the chlorine itself, but chlorine reacting with piss. Who keeps pissing in my bleach? <>
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