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Ciaphas posted:whoever invented js scrolling instead of leaving that poo poo to a browser should be swirlied, wedgied and shoved in a locker i agree with this post but also the locker should be buried in the desert and then an atomic bomb detonated on the site
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and even that would be too kind for the person who invented that variant of scrolling where it periodically stops and spins the iphone around in a circle before continuing, and then the foreground stops for a while and the background scrolls instead, etc
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Oct 18, 2018 20:01
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also: js control of back button, close widow event
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Trabisnikof posted:maybe this should go in the gently caress off to the woods thread but check out that dope poo poo This is super cool
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Sagebrush posted:and even that would be too kind for the person who invented that variant of scrolling where it periodically stops and spins the iphone around in a circle before continuing, and then the foreground stops for a while and the background scrolls instead, etc oh my goooodddddd 
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Oct 18, 2018 20:08
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also web applications that don't respect the browser back button, so you get several screens deep but when you click browser-back instead of the tiny onscreen "return" button or w/e it goes back to the login page instead of the previous screen and you have to start all over. run that guy over with a bulldozer
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Oct 18, 2018 20:24
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some news sites actively block clipboard operations and that guy, just, just shoot him in the kneecap tbh
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Oct 18, 2018 20:37
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instagram does this and it's like lol even my phone can copy the screen display
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Oct 18, 2018 20:38
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yeah but you gotta do something to try to stop it! our chief content officer says its critical!
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Oct 18, 2018 20:41
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its like disclaimers in email signatures. that poo poo doesn't mean anything but compliance wants it anyway.
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Shaggar posted:its like disclaimers in email signatures. that poo poo doesn't mean anything but compliance wants it anyway. god I loving hate those things also that loving “think before printing!” jpg actually all in-line images in email signature WE WORK FOR THE SAME COMPANY DON’T WASTE BANDWIDTH I KNOW WHAT OUR LOGO LOOKS LIKE (I deal with sat internet a lot it breaks my brain)
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Oct 18, 2018 20:43
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i mean at least you can just ignore disclaimers, that ctrl-c crap is just making me take extra clicks to... what would be easiest, disable js, whatever that guy still sucks 
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FrozenVent posted:god I loving hate those things the best is logos in signatures that get eaten by certain mtas and turned into attachments Shaggar fucked around with this message at 20:49 on Oct 18, 2018 |
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Oct 18, 2018 20:46
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Shaggar posted:the best is logos in signatures that get eaten but certain mtas and turned into attachments rfdasghywm k fczsxh fake edit apparently my fake angry typing at this turned into real angry typing because i just minimized firefox by mistake lmbo
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Oct 18, 2018 20:48
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Shaggar posted:the best is logos in signatures that get eaten by certain mtas and turned into attachments
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Shaggar posted:its like disclaimers in email signatures. that poo poo doesn't mean anything but compliance wants it anyway. compliance has gotten IT to have it pop up whenever we open new email windows in outlook they also got it so that periodically on basis change colors of said box just so dont zone it out
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Oct 18, 2018 20:51
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owned I guess. that doesn't even make sense. the disclaimers are intended for recipients
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i code window.close() at the end of all my emails to keep them the most secure.
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crabrock posted:i code window.close() at the end of all my emails to keep them the most secure.
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Sagebrush posted:also web applications that don't respect the browser back button, so you get several screens deep but when you click browser-back instead of the tiny onscreen "return" button or w/e it goes back to the login page instead of the previous screen and you have to start all over. run that guy over with a bulldozer that's easy to do unintentionally if you simply don't know what you're doing. installing a ~js scrolling framework~ requires effort and presumably testing
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It's easy to unintentionally run a pedestrian over with your car if you don't know what you're doing. That doesn't mean it's excusable
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Sagebrush posted:It's easy to unintentionally run a pedestrian over with your car if you don't know what you're doing. That doesn't mean it's excusable
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This is good Sears’s Edward Lampert Was a Wizard. Now He’s Coming to Terms With Failure. quote:Thanks to his early successes, Mr. Lampert is still very, very rich; his fortune today is estimated at $1.1 billion, according to the latest Forbes survey. He will likely emerge from the Sears collapse with many more assets than most people realize. He owns lavish homes in Greenwich, Conn., and Indian Creek, Fla., just off Miami Beach. But he no longer makes the cut for Forbes’s 400 richest Americans. His net worth has plunged by $3 billion since peaking at $4.5 billion in 2007, the magazine estimates. At Sears, all of his compensation was in stock. He never sold a share. The stock is now all but worthless.[/quote poor eddie, thought he was just the ideas guy and is down to his last $1,100,000,000
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ah yes let’s go hang out at sears since we don’t have the internet at home oh wait we have internet at home let’s go shopping at sears on the internet from home hey what’s this amazon thing
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Oct 18, 2018 22:41
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Shaggar posted:the best is logos in signatures that get eaten by certain mtas and turned into attachments ServiceNow INC 123456 attachments: img1.jpg img2.jpg img3.jpg img1.jpg img2.jpg img3.jpg img1.jpg img2.jpg img3.jpg
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Sagebrush posted:It's easy to unintentionally run a pedestrian over with your car if you don't know what you're doing. That doesn't mean it's excusable right and cutting yourself chopping an onion incorrectly is just like losing fingers to an improperly modified power tool
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mystes posted:I don't think MTAs will generally run javascript, but probably best to embed bitcoin mining code in your emails just to be safe. but i always put "javascript=yes" at the start of my emails???
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incels interlinked posted:poor eddie, thought he was just the ideas guy and is down to his last $1,100,000,000
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FrozenVent posted:god I loving hate those things THE ATTACHMENT IS THE COMPANY LOGO
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incels interlinked posted:This is good truly it was because they didnt believe in his vision that the wifi lounges were unsuccessful, and not the fact that some store business unit would need to spend its janitor budget for the year to build the lounges
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once again my executives have failed me
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ugh just finished bad blood and now I’m crazy mad about capitalism and its thugs. just want to yell out a big gently caress you the worst part of all the criminal charges and poo poo are still pending, so who knows if justice will be done
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El_Elegante posted:ugh just finished bad blood and now I’m crazy mad about capitalism and its thugs. just want to yell out a big gently caress you They're all but convicted at this point. Federal prosecutors don't try non-slamdunk cases.
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I agree. in comparison by the time I read the smartest guys in the room all the major civil and criminal proceedings had completed, so at least there was a sense of closure Enron at least had funnier villains, like the guy that smeared gasoline on himself to hide strip club perfume or codenaming their grid manipulation scheme Death Star
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i always think of this part https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ejzBYus8qE
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El_Elegante posted:ugh just finished bad blood and now I’m crazy mad about capitalism and its thugs. just want to yell out a big gently caress you
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the small consolation is that most of those who lost money were assholes, but the extent of legal and extralegal harassment is galling
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Also the fact that they were somehow actually giving patients totally insane test results without anything happening. Like even if they got away with lying to investors because it was a private company so there was no scrutiny, it seems like they should have been found out when they launched their tests in Phoenix.
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FrozenVent posted:god I loving hate those things that being said, my biggest career advancement was off a resume that had the tagline Think twice before printing this. Load the good paper first. and i got the job lol
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