Thursday NFL GDT: Buck 'n Broncos

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D-LINK: Oct 1, 2007; I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Kammat posted:

I, uh, wow.

I don't think I've ever seen such a lopsided score this fast.

The Steelers went down 28-0 in the 1st quarter vs the 2015 Broncos, and came back to beat them. AB had like 200 yards and dunked on the No Fly Zone all night

# ? Oct 19, 2018 02:34

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# ? May 16, 2024 05:03

Barudak: May 7, 2007

SirPablo posted:

Bradford is earning more money on the sideline of this one game than most people earn in their lifetime.

The American Dream is alive for one man

# ? Oct 19, 2018 02:35

SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

Have a day Rosen

https://twitter.com/ESPNStatsInfo/status/1053096689668513792?s=20

# ? Oct 19, 2018 02:35

Coolwhoami: Sep 13, 2007

Kalli posted:

Oh, forgot about the game.... oh my god, nevermind, goodnight boys.

# ? Oct 19, 2018 02:35

Kammat: Feb 9, 2008; Odd Person

How do you gently caress up a fair catch coverage? :doh:

# ? Oct 19, 2018 02:36

Gatts: Jan 2, 2001; Goodnight Moon; Nap Ghost

Why the gently caress is Johnson being told to run into the pile? The gently caress is this? Who is doing this?

# ? Oct 19, 2018 02:36

Barudak: May 7, 2007

Andy Reid is looking like a parallel dimension genius at this point in drafting

# ? Oct 19, 2018 02:36

Calm: Apr 7, 2006

running on 3rd & 5

# ? Oct 19, 2018 02:36

pmchem: Jan 22, 2010

LOL Aikman saying they should just punt on third downs

# ? Oct 19, 2018 02:37

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Broncos are the best team in the league imho

# ? Oct 19, 2018 02:37

hifi: Jul 25, 2012

Trash Trick posted:

Longtime cardinals fans getting flashbacks rn

even john skelton wouldn't get dumped on like this

# ? Oct 19, 2018 02:37

Gumbel2Gumbel: Apr 28, 2010

Lol this game sucks

# ? Oct 19, 2018 02:38

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

pmchem posted:

LOL Aikman saying they should just punt on third downs

If boring garbage-rear end suckman Troy Aikman feels comfortable throwing shade at your team, you know you suck.

# ? Oct 19, 2018 02:38

skipdogg: Nov 29, 2004; Resident SRT-4 Expert

hifi posted:

even john skelton wouldn't get dumped on like this

Or Max Hall

# ? Oct 19, 2018 02:39

Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 1967

17 straight 3rd downs not converted by Arizona

# ? Oct 19, 2018 02:40

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

Athanatos posted:

17 straight 3rd downs not converted by Arizona

consistency, that's what I like about my team

# ? Oct 19, 2018 02:41

Barudak: May 7, 2007

hifi posted:

even john skelton wouldn't get dumped on like this

Reminder he got to play way loving longer than he should have thanks to facing the Saints defense in his first game

Sorry

# ? Oct 19, 2018 02:41

aperion: May 15, 2007; i want to believe; Grimey Drawer

Real talk, I'm gonna try to lay out why Mike McCoy (Cardinals OC) is utter poo poo. Because this game is everything I saw when he was the head coach for the Chargers (San Diego variety).

1. Runs up the gut all day every day. In San Diego, Rivers would line up in shotgun for most all run games, and it was obvious. Defenses could stack the box because they didn't fear Melvin Gordon going anywhere except up the center's rear end. David Johnson does not have the offensive line or the skills to power run like that. He's loving fast, he needs to bounce to the outside. He kicks the poo poo out of defensive secondary players in open space.
2. Run > Run > Pass > Punt. Also known as 'trying to establish the run'. McCoy is obsessed with establishing the run, even when he's got one of the best QBs available.
3. McCoy doesn't actually have an offensive identity in mind. I said it sarcastically earlier, but he really would say he runs the Erhardt-Perkins system in response to the question of "What do we do?"
4. He doesn't communicate worth a poo poo. Three times tonight, the play was either confused or too late. Blowing timeouts in that fashion is entirely too familiar to me. Now the Cardinals have it. To expand on this point, McCoy had this problem with Ken Whisenhunt as his OC, then Frank Reich, then Whisenhunt again, now he's OC and it's happening again.
5. Another problem with McCoy not communicating -- he can't tell you what sort of players he needs because he doesn't have any talent in player evaluations at all. He plugs them into HIS system. He doesn't change his system for the personnel available. Ever. The only times he's been successful, he blindsided other teams with an unpredictable Tim Teebow, then Peyton Manning who could overcome his lovely playcalling, then a season with Rivers who could overcome his lovely playcalling, but even that wore off after long enough.
6. When he became HC for the Chargers in 2013, he had a good playbook, which I assume he built that offseason because it was his job. But he has not updated his playbook since. Seeing the Cards play tonight, it's loving predictable as ever. He made the playoffs that year despite all odds as a rookie head coach. But the year after, nothing changed. And the year after that, and after that. And lo and loving behold, the Chargers got worse with every year offensively.

Yeah, that's a lot of words to say Mike McCoy shouldn't be employed in football for any reason ever. But I don't feel like I've missed any of this game typing this poo poo up.

# ? Oct 19, 2018 02:42

SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

https://twitter.com/MikePeltonABC15/status/1053095892838830080?s=20

lol

# ? Oct 19, 2018 02:44

pmchem: Jan 22, 2010

A 16 year old Madden fanatic could scheme a better offense

# ? Oct 19, 2018 02:45

Tayter Swift: Nov 18, 2002; Pillbug

SirPablo posted:

https://twitter.com/MikePeltonABC15/status/1053095892838830080?s=20

lol

Every single one of them voted for Arpaio so gently caress 'em

# ? Oct 19, 2018 02:45

420_Power_Rangers: Dec 9, 2014; Gotta Hate Something

pmchem posted:

A 16 year old Madden fanatic could scheme a better offense

Hell, my 2 year old could pushing random buttons

# ? Oct 19, 2018 02:45

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

aperion posted:

Mike McCoy is garbage

SO EXCITED FOR THE REST OF THE SEASON

# ? Oct 19, 2018 02:45

Gatts: Jan 2, 2001; Goodnight Moon; Nap Ghost

aperion posted:

Real talk, I'm gonna try to lay out why Mike McCoy (Cardinals OC) is utter poo poo. Because this game is everything I saw when he was the head coach for the Chargers (San Diego variety).

1. Runs up the gut all day every day. In San Diego, Rivers would line up in shotgun for most all run games, and it was obvious. Defenses could stack the box because they didn't fear Melvin Gordon going anywhere except up the center's rear end. David Johnson does not have the offensive line or the skills to power run like that. He's loving fast, he needs to bounce to the outside. He kicks the poo poo out of defensive secondary players in open space.
2. Run > Run > Pass > Punt. Also known as 'trying to establish the run'. McCoy is obsessed with establishing the run, even when he's got one of the best QBs available.
3. McCoy doesn't actually have an offensive identity in mind. I said it sarcastically earlier, but he really would say he runs the Erhardt-Perkins system in response to the question of "What do we do?"
4. He doesn't communicate worth a poo poo. Three times tonight, the play was either confused or too late. Blowing timeouts in that fashion is entirely too familiar to me. Now the Cardinals have it. To expand on this point, McCoy had this problem with Ken Whisenhunt as his OC, then Frank Reich, then Whisenhunt again, now he's OC and it's happening again.
5. Another problem with McCoy not communicating -- he can't tell you what sort of players he needs because he doesn't have any talent in player evaluations at all. He plugs them into HIS system. He doesn't change his system for the personnel available. Ever. The only times he's been successful, he blindsided other teams with an unpredictable Tim Teebow, then Peyton Manning who could overcome his lovely playcalling, then a season with Rivers who could overcome his lovely playcalling, but even that wore off after long enough.
6. When he became HC for the Chargers in 2013, he had a good playbook, which I assume he built that offseason because it was his job. But he has not updated his playbook since. Seeing the Cards play tonight, it's loving predictable as ever. He made the playoffs that year despite all odds as a rookie head coach. But the year after, nothing changed. And the year after that, and after that. And lo and loving behold, the Chargers got worse with every year offensively.

Yeah, that's a lot of words to say Mike McCoy shouldn't be employed in football for any reason ever. But I don't feel like I've missed any of this game typing this poo poo up.

Thank you.

# ? Oct 19, 2018 02:46

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

aperion posted:

Real talk, I'm gonna try to lay out why Mike McCoy (Cardinals OC) is utter poo poo. Because this game is everything I saw when he was the head coach for the Chargers (San Diego variety).

1. Runs up the gut all day every day. In San Diego, Rivers would line up in shotgun for most all run games, and it was obvious. Defenses could stack the box because they didn't fear Melvin Gordon going anywhere except up the center's rear end. David Johnson does not have the offensive line or the skills to power run like that. He's loving fast, he needs to bounce to the outside. He kicks the poo poo out of defensive secondary players in open space.
2. Run > Run > Pass > Punt. Also known as 'trying to establish the run'. McCoy is obsessed with establishing the run, even when he's got one of the best QBs available.
3. McCoy doesn't actually have an offensive identity in mind. I said it sarcastically earlier, but he really would say he runs the Erhardt-Perkins system in response to the question of "What do we do?"
4. He doesn't communicate worth a poo poo. Three times tonight, the play was either confused or too late. Blowing timeouts in that fashion is entirely too familiar to me. Now the Cardinals have it. To expand on this point, McCoy had this problem with Ken Whisenhunt as his OC, then Frank Reich, then Whisenhunt again, now he's OC and it's happening again.
5. Another problem with McCoy not communicating -- he can't tell you what sort of players he needs because he doesn't have any talent in player evaluations at all. He plugs them into HIS system. He doesn't change his system for the personnel available. Ever. The only times he's been successful, he blindsided other teams with an unpredictable Tim Teebow, then Peyton Manning who could overcome his lovely playcalling, then a season with Rivers who could overcome his lovely playcalling, but even that wore off after long enough.
6. When he became HC for the Chargers in 2013, he had a good playbook, which I assume he built that offseason because it was his job. But he has not updated his playbook since. Seeing the Cards play tonight, it's loving predictable as ever. He made the playoffs that year despite all odds as a rookie head coach. But the year after, nothing changed. And the year after that, and after that. And lo and loving behold, the Chargers got worse with every year offensively.

Yeah, that's a lot of words to say Mike McCoy shouldn't be employed in football for any reason ever. But I don't feel like I've missed any of this game typing this poo poo up.

Just needs to be reposted in another thread so it isn't lost.

# ? Oct 19, 2018 02:47

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

The Steelers went down 28-0 in the 1st quarter vs the 2015 Broncos, and came back to beat them. AB had like 200 yards and dunked on the No Fly Zone all night

I am glad AB was hurt for the playoff rematch that year

e: or was i tBell? I forgot

# ? Oct 19, 2018 02:49