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What is YISUN?
Mother
A lie we tell ourselves to have a purpose
Bliss
A paradox with no solution
Father
A strong female protagonist
The weakest thing there is and the smallest crawling thing
Creator
Everything in this miserable and hellish existence
A solution with no paradoxes
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reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012

Mimesweeper posted:

Maya's sword doesn't even have a blade, why should it need a handle?

Maya, whos internal voice sounds exactly like Piccolo for some reason: "poo poo, THAT'S what i've been missing this whole time"

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Ham Cheeks
Nov 18, 2012

Feeling hammy
Empty Palm Squishes Bug, Swatterly

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

empty palm narrates the action

man imagine if you had to align your chakras differently based on how your target was misbehaving. have to bring a thesaurus to your martial arts fight

"poo poo is this guy more mendacious, or dissembling?"

Tuxedo Ted
Apr 24, 2007

Mimesweeper posted:

Maya's sword doesn't even have a blade, why should it need a handle?

True Royalty line of thought here, I like it.

Beepity Boop
Nov 21, 2012

yay

Cutting out the very idea of a sword

pseudorandom name
May 6, 2007

Tuxedo Ted posted:

True Royalty line of thought here, I like it.

This isn't even a new idea, it's right there in Meti's Sword Manual. Maya's sword hilt is a crutch that a true master would discard.

On a related note, are there devil martial arts?

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

pseudorandom name posted:

This isn't even a new idea, it's right there in Meti's Sword Manual. Maya's sword hilt is a crutch that a true master would discard.

Consider: there is no such thing as a sword

Mimesweeper
Mar 11, 2009

Smellrose

pseudorandom name posted:

This isn't even a new idea, it's right there in Meti's Sword Manual. Maya's sword hilt is a crutch that a true master would discard.

On a related note, are there devil martial arts?

whatever you want to call that suplex in the vault

Musclebound Princess Embeds The Priest

ancient demon art known as Hell Yeah consisting mainly of WWE style grappling and super moves.

Mimesweeper fucked around with this message at 03:14 on Oct 19, 2018

Joe Slowboat
Nov 9, 2016

Higgledy-Piggledy Whale Statements



pseudorandom name posted:

On a related note, are there devil martial arts?

I imagine not, because martial arts require discipline and restraint. Alternatively, all devil fighting is devil martial arts, because their masks bind them from inchoate hunger-chaos into forms that make sense to humans and are significantly more effective, even if they're not as big and swingy.

Fish Noise
Jul 25, 2012

IT'S ME, BURROWS!

IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, BURROWS!

pseudorandom name posted:

On a related note, are there devil martial arts?
Consider the style of SURPRISE, A GUN

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
The future Earth style of pulling a nuclear bomb out of your forehead and naming it Athena

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
I'm waiting for the off brand robocops to appear. Figure there has to be something like that in the many universes.

They'll turn up, look impressive and all get turned into flowery hedges with a wave of a wand.

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

Bite my furry metal ass
White Chain is the off brand robocop.

Crazy strong lawman trying to take down the gangs while their colleagues mostly don't care or are working with the bad guys, while upper management have plans that transcend the street level drama but will probably end up getting everyone killed? That's robocop.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Renaissance Robot posted:

White Chain is the off brand robocop.

Crazy strong lawman trying to take down the gangs while their colleagues mostly don't care or are working with the bad guys, while upper management have plans that transcend the street level drama but will probably end up getting everyone killed? That's robocop.

Now that you mention it, maybe it's the thorn knights.

Where is ol' skeleton hell bike anyway?

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Dont think we've seen them since they got bisected.

Bell_
Sep 3, 2006

Tiny Baltimore
A billion light years away
A goon's posting the same thing
But he's already turned to dust
And the shitpost we read
Is a billion light-years old
A ghost just like the rest of us

Synthbuttrange posted:

Dont think we've seen them since they got bisected.
You mean since they told Auntie to stop staring at their pouty lips.

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Bell_ posted:

You mean since they told Auntie to stop staring at their pouty lips.

Juggernaut got tired and pulled a 'gently caress you im going home, this isnt mercy i leave you to suffer through your meaningless lives'

Doctor Zaius
Jul 30, 2010

I say.


https://dril6billiondemons.tumblr.com/

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

Archenteron
Nov 3, 2006

:marc:
On a completely unrelated note to the most recent posts, is there any way to more conveniently read through all of dril's tweets?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Archenteron posted:

On a completely unrelated note to the most recent posts, is there any way to more conveniently read through all of dril's tweets?

Yes, he recently published a book for your convenience.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Archenteron posted:

On a completely unrelated note to the most recent posts, is there any way to more conveniently read through all of dril's tweets?

yeah, they're here:

https://twitter.com/dril

Iron Twinkie
Apr 20, 2001

BOOP

quote:

Hey all!

Tomorrow’s page (10/19) will be up a day late on Saturday (10/20) because I have to draw like 20 goblins in each panel

YEEEESSSSS! :getin:

This is the only comic where I get hyped when there is a delay.

Old Kentucky Shark
May 25, 2012

If you think you're gonna get sympathy from the shark, well then, you won't.


Iron Twinkie posted:

YEEEESSSSS! :getin:

This is the only comic where I get hyped when there is a delay.

Sketches are up on patreon, it's pretty kewl

incredible flesh
Oct 6, 2018

by Nyc_Tattoo

Iron Twinkie posted:

This is the only comic where I get hyped when there is a delay.
new thread title

President Ark
May 16, 2010

:iiam:
https://twitter.com/Orbitaldropkick/status/1053780904101974017

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvVH9WFu-1M

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
What the fuuuuuuuck

That is not how to make a fist goddamn what the hell is going on

ThaumPenguin
Oct 9, 2013

SniperWoreConverse posted:

What the fuuuuuuuck

That is not how to make a fist goddamn what the hell is going on

oof yeah that's a tucked-in thumb

ThatBasqueGuy
Feb 14, 2013

someone introduce jojo to lazyb


that palm is NOT empty

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Nobody said she mastered it yet

Tollymain
Jul 9, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
trying to remember who it was who was mentioned as using patram sword hand

also paging operant lmao whats up w she fists

Tenebrais
Sep 2, 2011

It's not a fist, it's the universal gesture for "come on if you think you're hard enough"

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

She was taught well by her master.

Unfortunately her master's body was crafted by idiots.

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

she's doing the sword hand thing, white chain had to teach her to punch like this when doing it so she'd punch with the blade instead of her fist because the girl is an idiot. Allison probably broke her idiot thumbs a few times learning this.

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

jk Opperant is just an idiot.

Archenteron
Nov 3, 2006

:marc:

Tollymain posted:

trying to remember who it was who was mentioned as using patram sword hand

Juggernaut Star.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe
I think Juggs used Patram sword hand.

Empty Palm, Empty Palm... This is crazy talking, but maybe this is another training thing, like if the proper form of Empty Palm was a lovely fist with your knuckles partway out and the tips of your fingers are literally not buried in your palm like with a normal-rear end fist, you could train by forcing yourself to hold the correct form or break your thumbs

pseudorandom name
May 6, 2007

Punching with your thumb inside your fist allows you to do the Kessel Run in under 12 parsecs.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

SniperWoreConverse posted:

What the fuuuuuuuck

That is not how to make a fist goddamn what the hell is going on
Hey, she's gotta give them a fighting chance, otherwise it's not a fair fight.

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Gnome de plume
Sep 5, 2006

Hell.
Fucking.
Yes.
The true path to royalty is breaking your own bones while breaking others.

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