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 Don't remember where on the forums I got the original. Quick & Dirty is the way to go.
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Oct 19, 2018 18:48
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Samuringa posted:Nobody asked for it, but here are the originals of some paintings that people frequently turn into memes: If he miracled-up a belt he wouldn't have to keep holding his robe up everywhere he went.
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Oct 19, 2018 19:28
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It's an urban fashion statement. The Devil is telling him the same thing.
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Oct 19, 2018 19:41
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I like how small the dicks are in classical art.
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Oct 19, 2018 19:49
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Spanish Manlove posted:I like how small the dicks are in classical art. "I have the physique of a Greek god"
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Oct 19, 2018 20:02
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The Bloop posted:"I have the physique of a Greek god"
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Oct 19, 2018 20:10
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Spanish Manlove posted:I like how small the dicks are in classical art. My favorite theory on that is that the artists used to draw them normal-sized, but kings and royalty types all had tiny hosed up dicks from all the inbreeding, so they would get all flushed and huffy whenever they walked in to see a painting and the dick was normal. After the first few artists were thrown in the dungeon, the art community as a whole decided as a cardinal rule, 'never draw a dick that's bigger than the king's.'
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Oct 19, 2018 20:14
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Lotron posted:My favorite theory on that is that the artists used to draw them normal-sized, but kings and royalty types all had tiny hosed up dicks from all the inbreeding, so they would get all flushed and huffy whenever they walked in to see a painting and the dick was normal. If that was true then all the pictures we have of kings would prominently feature bulbous wangs and pendulous balls.
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Oct 19, 2018 20:19
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That's treason Johnny.
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Oct 19, 2018 20:20
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Tiny dicks is definitely the classical style. I seem to remember that they were portrayed that way because it was seen as being classier, like having soft hands and a pale fat body was a sign that you were upper class (goon heaven, anyone?). But can you even imagine if the style was the opposite? All these classical photos of like angels and greek legends, packing enormous dongs. Huge schlongs down to their knees. Trips to the museum would be very different, to say the least.
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Oct 19, 2018 20:22
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Actually the brand is called "Tombstone".
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Oct 19, 2018 20:34
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Brewmaster posted:Tiny dicks is definitely the classical style. I seem to remember that they were portrayed that way because it was seen as being classier, like having soft hands and a pale fat body was a sign that you were upper class (goon heaven, anyone?). Having a big dick was seen as being barbaric and uncultured, and made you useful only for fighting and loving. So probably a lot of cuckoldery fetishes among classical artists, is what I'm getting at.
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Oct 19, 2018 20:37
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It's been a long time, but I took art history and they said small dicks were considered preferable because "savages" had bigger dicks and the bigger the dick, the more animalistic and primitive you were. So every historical and mythical figure who was revered by the 'enlightened' was portrayed with tiny dicks.
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Oct 19, 2018 20:38
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so still rooted in dick size insecurity, it was just cultural in origin rather than specifically because of royals' egos
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Oct 19, 2018 20:46
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Picnic Princess posted:It's been a long time, but I took art history and they said small dicks were considered preferable because "savages" had bigger dicks and the bigger the dick, the more animalistic and primitive you were. So every historical and mythical figure who was revered by the 'enlightened' was portrayed with tiny dicks. Who What Now posted:Having a big dick was seen as being barbaric and uncultured, and made you useful only for fighting and loving. yep. Here is a fresco of Priapus, one of the Greek gods of fertility:  https://i.imgur.com/xvUcXwn.jpg He was portrayed as a rude, boorish oaf and his perpetual enormous erection was considered grotesque.
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I'm gonna post a Greek Herm since they always make me laugh https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipe..._Munich_292.jpg Just a face and a tiny dick
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Oct 19, 2018 20:55
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dude just gets straight to the point; here's everything you need to know about me.
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Oct 19, 2018 21:01
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https://twitter.com/mlle_elle/status/1053300484763799559?s=21
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Oct 19, 2018 21:05
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You know it was just one guy with a really tiny dick that was good at public speaking that convinced everyone of this. That's literally the story of all of human history. lmao
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Oct 19, 2018 21:07
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The Glumslinger posted:I'm gonna post a Greek Herm since they always make me laugh ok that rules.
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Oct 19, 2018 21:08
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The Glumslinger posted:I'm gonna post a Greek Herm since they always make me laugh I remember these from Spartacus Blood and Sand. Now that show was enlightened.
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Oct 19, 2018 21:40
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That poor, unfortunate soul.
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Oct 20, 2018 00:13
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watch musk crash his stock again going after the fortnite money making machine
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did he lay off the speed and start getting sleep again cuz this is sort of funny and self aware
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Oct 20, 2018 00:35
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oc do not steel
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Oct 20, 2018 03:32
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 at ancient civilizations being so insecure about their little dicks that they have to demonize having a big dick.Why are men such gigantic, sensitive pissbabies?
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Zipperelli. posted:
History is basically just a long story about insecure dudes
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Oct 20, 2018 04:13
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 same but NES
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Oct 20, 2018 04:20
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Same but the AA batteries.
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Oct 20, 2018 06:16
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Same but the poopknife
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Oct 20, 2018 06:57
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Oct 20, 2018 10:28
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Ah, Crimea memes.
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Oct 20, 2018 10:53
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Also the South Ossetia, Abkhazia, Luhansk and Donetsk meme You know the Russians maybe like this meme a little too much
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