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bandaid.friend
Apr 25, 2017

:obama:My first car was a stick:obama:
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-10-20/julian-assange-sues-ecuador-minister-for-better-asylum-terms/10399652

quote:

WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange has filed a lawsuit in Ecuador against new terms of asylum in the Andean country's London embassy that require him to pay for medical bills and phone calls and clean up after his pet cat, his lawyer says.

...

"He has been held in inhuman conditions for more than six years," Mr Garzon said.
"Even people who are imprisoned have phone calls paid for by the state," he added, describing the obligations regarding the cat as "denigrating."
australia birthed possibly the world's highest-profile basement dweller

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bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
“What do you mean I have to scoop the poop???!!”

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

Solemn Sloth posted:

Man the greens sure are pulling hard for some fuckin generic brand Tory

I had someone basically yelling gay Jewish woman at me over and over again. Great credentials honestly.

hidys
May 6, 2015

"Give the boys a bit of a rev up."

For real though I really don't know why Ecuador has not evicted him.

They clearly do not want him there anymore.

norp
Jan 20, 2004

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

let's invade New Zealand, they have oil

In what world is cleaning up after your own loving pet declared "denigrating"???

What a spoilt loving child

AgentF
May 11, 2009
ABC footage of Wentworth booths and loving lol at these REMEMBER coreflutes with Morrison and Turnbull. Absolute payback.

Count Chocula
Dec 25, 2011

WE HAVE TO CONTROL OUR ENVIRONMENT
IF YOU SEE ME POSTING OUTSIDE OF THE AUSPOL THREAD PLEASE TELL ME THAT I'M MISSED AND TO START POSTING AGAIN
https://twitter.com/mckinnon_a/status/1053444023208136706?s=20

snoremac
Jul 27, 2012

I LOVE SEEING DEAD BABIES ON 𝕏, THE EVERYTHING APP. IT'S WORTH IT FOR THE FOLLOWING TAB.
Something from Antony over Caesar's grave would've been more fitting I think.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug
oh no

we lost the cricket

im alan jones
Feb 1, 2009

the muhammad ali of radio

im glad the small handful of careerist tree tories i dealt with in nsw greens are gonna eat total poo poo after bragging about their grand plan to win wentworth post malcolm. lmao

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/coonavass/status/1053443879918198785

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

JBP posted:

Fair enough if it's a bona fide religious building and you reckon God will get mad about people meditating but why give a poo poo about the other non-sacred boxes you own.

Because they're including all the property they own - including schools.

Gay ban through the back door, Mr Speaker.

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

A tale of two tories.

tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]



Have they announced the result yet

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

Of all the seats in the country, Wentworth seems to be the one where voters actually have to learn about preferential voting.

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
Tories win is my prediction

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/HarryGregg9/status/1053470632988430336

Steve Holt!
Aug 28, 2006

STEVE HOLT!

College Slice
https://twitter.com/BevanShields/status/1053492851353374720

Senor Tron
May 26, 2006


Watch the Libs scrape in and Morrison try to spin them not losing the seat as an endorsement of his leadership.

Eediot Jedi
Dec 25, 2007

This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

"we were always going to lose wentworth just look at this historical data"

Konomex
Oct 25, 2010

a whiteman who has some authority over others, who not only hasn't raped anyone, or stared at them creepily...

Senor Tron posted:

Watch the Libs scrape in and Morrison try to spin them not losing the seat as an endorsement of his leadership.

Watches Phelp scrape in and Morrison try to sell the nation on yet another made up policy on the run, which is overshadowed by a Nationals leadership spill, which is followed by a no-confidence motion, which results in a 1000 year Labor Government.

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

#ideasboom
College Slice
The Anglican archbishop of Sydney is a total rear end in a top hat and basically hated by Anglicans across the rest of the country for getting poo poo all over them by association.

He donated a million dollars to the no campaign and the rest of the church were loving outraged.

I've said it before, but the NSW branch of any national organisation is always dramatically worse than the rest.

Find me an exception.

NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches




Konomex posted:

Watches Phelp scrape in and Morrison try to sell the nation on yet another made up policy on the run, which is overshadowed by a Nationals leadership spill, which is followed by a no-confidence motion, which results in a 1000 year Labor Government.

Keep going

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
I think it’s time for ScoMo to break out the raw onions. After all, there’s still a handful of escaped mental patients who think Tony Abbott should make a comeback, and if ScoMo could possibly swing them behind him by necking a fistful of stinking fresh bulbs and stripping down to a pair of bright, red dick-stickers, why not just go for it? The alternative is going limp in the middle of the road and just waiting for the eighteen wheel road train that’s coming to turn him into street pizza. And it could hardly be less ill-considered than trashing decades of bipartisan agreement not to gently caress around with the septic mess of Isreali-Palestinian politics for the sake of a few votes.
But ScoMo’s accidental prime ministership is now so terminal that even the magic onion might not save him. What a loving disaster his soon to be short-lived Turd Reich turned out to be. An imploding supermassive shitshow of desperate incompetence so violently bunglefucked six ways from Sunday that even listing the major oh-no moments feels like shamewanking over grief porn.
This week alone — and just this week — heading into a history-making beatdown from the unforgiving voters of Malcolm Turnbull’s old seat, ScoMo and Co managed to poo poo the bed not once, but on four separate occasions:
Not just voting in favour of a white power meme cunningly disguised as a white power meme by red-headed white-power She-Ra cosplay champion, Fraulein Hanson…
But also letting Melissa Price, the very surprising Environment Minister and sentient coal-fired killdozer get loose in a Canberra restaurant where multiple witnesses saw her monster the former president of Kiribati and poo poo-talk the rest of the Pacific Islands community in a way that sounded a bit like your drunken Uncle Bob getting pantsless and punchy at a family barbecue.
Not content to piss off pretty much every island nation that Beijing has earmarked to bury in a tsunami wave train of hard currency loans and developmental ‘assistance’, ScoMo personally stepped up to the crease and promptly tripped over his own cock by flopping it out to wave in the face of the entire Muslim world with his brainfart about moving the Australian Embassy in Israel to Jerusalem.
Israel (two way trade worth about a billion dollars a year) was stoked, thanks mate.
Jakarta (two way trade worth a lazy sixteen billion dollars a year) was not so loving stoked.
Nor were the dozen or more Arab ambassadors who met in Canberra to release a joint statement detailing their extreme lack of stoke for ScoMo’s desperate pursuit of the Jewish vote in Wentworth. (A demographic the witless idiot already had in the bag).
The free trade agreement with Indonesia is now in play, along with billions of dollars of agricultural exports to the Middle East. The National Party’s farmland constituents would be probably displeased, if the National Party had not decided to distract them and everyone else by floating the prospect of getting ruddy-cheeked pork swordsman Bonerby Joyce back as leader.
And that was just this week.
It will be over, sort of, by the time cocktail hour rolls around at Bondi Beach and the polls close in Wentworth. Maybe the government hangs on. Maybe they get beaten like a giant novelty gong. Either way, ScoMo has proved that the only thing he was ever good for was remotely torturing refugees, when nobody could actually see what he was up to. And by the end of the week, with both the UN and thousands of local doctors demanding the release of children imprisoned in our Pacific gulags, it looked like ScoMo couldn’t even fall back on his proud legacy as a prison camp overseer to save his worthless arse.

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

Konomex posted:

Watches Phelp scrape in and Morrison try to sell the nation on yet another made up policy on the run, which is overshadowed by a Nationals leadership spill, which is followed by a no-confidence motion, which results in a 1000 year Labor Government.

:gizz:

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/wrongdorey/status/1053478078767218688

tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]



Watch Labor snatch defeat from the gaping maw of victory.

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

6pm i can't wait that long sheesh

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

tithin posted:

Watch Labor snatch defeat from the gaping maw of victory.
That would be very Labor

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

#ideasboom
College Slice
The only policy you can. Ever be sure of.

drunkill
Sep 25, 2007

me @ ur posting
Fallen Rib
https://twitter.com/PPantsdown/status/1053448397565263872?s=19

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

The transformation of Australian politics into a telenovela is complete

Count Chocula
Dec 25, 2011

WE HAVE TO CONTROL OUR ENVIRONMENT
IF YOU SEE ME POSTING OUTSIDE OF THE AUSPOL THREAD PLEASE TELL ME THAT I'M MISSED AND TO START POSTING AGAIN
I’m a former mental patient and I don’t like Tony Abbott.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-10...acebook_Organic

As the spring racing carnival kicks off this weekend with the Caulfield Cup, new figures show Australians are losing more money than ever on sports betting and racing.

The latest statistics, published this month, show that as a nation we bet $209 billion in 2016/17, an increase of 0.7 per cent over the previous year. Singapore is a distant second.

The data collected for the past 34 years and published annually by the Queensland Government Statistician's Office is considered the most comprehensive snapshot of gambling in Australia

It shows that, when averaged out across the entire adult population, Australians bet almost $11,000 per person, making us far and away the biggest betting nation on the planet.

"We see people who would not blink at spending $1,000 a bet," said Dr Kate Fennessy, the clinical lead at St Vincent's Hospital's Gambling Treatment Program in Sydney.

People playing pokie machines at the Cherokee Casino in Siloam Spring,
PHOTO Despite a large rise in sports betting, pokie machines are still the most significant focus of day-to-day gambling in Australia.

FLICKR: CAROL VON CANON
We bet. But, more importantly, we lose.

In total Australians lost $23.7 billion on all forms of gambling in 2016-17 — pokies, lotteries, casinos, racing and sports betting. That's $1,251 for every man and woman over the age of 18.

The biggest change is in sports betting, with a 15 per cent increase in the amount of money Australians lost from the previous year in that category.

We're also losing more money on the horses, up by almost 7 per cent.

Australian Gambling Statistics 2016-17 Amount wagered ($ millions) Amount lost ($ millions) Amount lost per capita ($)
Racing 23,869.258 3,312.714 174.96
Electronic gaming, casinos and lotteries 174,633.661 19,318.941 1,020.34
Sports betting 10,105.302 1,062.000 56.09
TOTALS 208,608.221 23,693.655 1,251.39
*Source: Queensland Government Statistician's Office, Queensland Treasury

Those losses are overwhelmingly felt by a small number of problem gamblers.

"Most people are buying a lottery ticket or they're spending twenty bucks on the spring racing carnival, and the people who fall foul of this behaviour are the people who are spending vast amounts of money," Dr Fennessy said.

Gambling counsellors are increasingly seeing an increase in people addicted to the ease of gambling on sports and racing via their mobile phones, "almost exclusively young men," says Dr Chris Hunt, a clinical psychologist at the University of Sydney's Gambling Treatment and Research Centre.

Sydney carpenter Matt Portokalli is 27 — right in the middle of the demographic using sports betting apps. For him the attraction is the convenience of betting on your mobile phone.

"Like most things that run though apps, it's a more streamlined approach — you're just one or two clicks away from getting a bet on," he said.

Mr Portokalli says he only bets every couple of months on the AFL, NRL or maybe the big races such as the Melbourne Cup. But he's seen people get into trouble and have to take loans out to cover gambling losses.

Gambling phone app
PHOTO Betting apps make the access to online sports gambling even easier than it previously was.

ABC
Dr Hunt said around 35 per cent of his clients present with horse and sport betting problems.

"It's definitely the fastest growing area of gambling at the moment," Dr Hunt said.

Dr Hunt had one patient who lost half a million dollars in a single year, but he says a more typical amount "is in the tens of thousands".

Drs Hunt and Fennessy both say betting patterns are shifting, partly as a result of changing demographics but also because of intensive advertising.

"There's been that constant cross-promotion between sports and gambling," Dr Hunt said.

The three biggest Australian sport organisations — the AFL, the NRL and Cricket Australia — are all sponsored by gambling companies. It's no secret that sporting telecasts are littered with gambling ads.

Kerrin McEvoy riding Redzel to victory in The Everest at Royal Randwick Racecourse.
PHOTO Australia's relationship with gambling was brought in to question during the build-up to this year's Everest event at Randwick.

AAP: DAN HIMBRECHTS
"I think we should be concerned about the availability of betting and the promotion of betting in sport," said Dr Fennessy.

"I'd really love people to be able to watch sport and not necessarily have a bet."

Sport betting and gambling on racing may be on the rise, but they are still a long way behind the pokies. We're pumping $168 billion through pokies and casinos (that includes those pokies in casinos).

Collectively we're losing $17 billion on electronic gaming and casinos. That's $894 for every adult Australian.

The question is why Australia still streets the field when it comes to the amount we spend on gambling?

The answer may not be a simple one, but if you talk to those who deal with problem gamblers, and those who gamble, they all give you one answer. As Dr Chris Hunt said, "It's been such an ingrained part of Australian culture for such a long time."

Brown Paper Bag
Nov 3, 2012

https://twitter.com/tom_tanuki/status/1053525321343950848

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

So much for the tolerant left.

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug

vote this old dude as member for wentworth

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.
of course julian assange is an insufferable cat owner (apologies for tautology)

drunkill
Sep 25, 2007

me @ ur posting
Fallen Rib
Polls closed.

Let the tears begin

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Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

#ideasboom
College Slice
Those aren't tears. Way too viscous...

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