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Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

IUG posted:

I don't care which pocket it goes in, but gently caress this guy. You put your phone in your pocket so the screen is towards you. That way if you bang into anything the back gets the hit and the screen is protected by your flesh. gently caress him!

Good way to hip dial someone or turn on an app accidentally, you screens-in degenerate

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Zipperelli.: Apr 3, 2011; Nap Ghost

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Good way to hip dial someone or turn on an app accidentally, you screens-in degenerate

This post was made by screens out gang

It's called a lock screen.

Screens in rise up

# ? Oct 20, 2018 20:59

Decrepus: May 21, 2008; In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.

This derail is so strained.

# ? Oct 20, 2018 21:01

venus de lmao: Apr 30, 2007; Call me "pixeltits"

Six-Of-Hearts posted:

If you had two of your dominant hand, could you do everything twice as much/hard? like twice as much cleaning, shitposting, masturbation, etc.
Or would you just be getting in your own way twice as much??

I would definitely masturbate and shitpost twice as much

That would probably count as getting in my own way though to be honest.

# ? Oct 20, 2018 21:12

wuffles: Apr 10, 2004

Heath posted:

Keys go in the right, phone in the left, it's basically science

ranbo das posted:

Keys, phone and wallet go in the fanny pack

these are the only correct choices

# ? Oct 20, 2018 21:21

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

LOL look at all these idiots with their phones in a pocket when they could be the cool guy with his phone mounted to his neck.

Pff, pockets. Can your pocket do all this? I don't think so.

# ? Oct 20, 2018 21:23

Bobby Digital: Sep 4, 2009

Facebook Aunt posted:

LOL look at all these idiots with their phones in a pocket when they could be the cool guy with his phone mounted to his neck.

Pff, pockets. Can your pocket do all this? I don't think so.

I saw someone using this on a plane last week

# ? Oct 20, 2018 21:31

bunnyofdoom: Mar 29, 2008; I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad!

let';s be honest, this is for watching porn and using both hands to jerk off.

# ? Oct 20, 2018 21:32

MizPiz: May 29, 2013; by Athanatos

bunnyofdoom posted:

let';s be honest, this is for watching porn and using both hands to jerk off.

Explains why you don't have one

# ? Oct 20, 2018 21:38

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

MizPiz posted:

Explains why you don't have one

https://i.imgur.com/eZNkmDW.gifv

# ? Oct 20, 2018 21:40

SpacePig: Apr 4, 2007; Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

MizPiz posted:

Explains why you don't have one

Don't make fun of the handless.

# ? Oct 20, 2018 21:41

bunnyofdoom: Mar 29, 2008; I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad!

MizPiz posted:

Explains why you don't have one

You're right, to jerk off I instead use your mother's mouth.

# ? Oct 20, 2018 21:42

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

bunnyofdoom posted:

You're right, to jerk off I instead use your mother's mouth.

# ? Oct 20, 2018 21:47

Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

Okay, now hear me out on this: Lets bring back wallet chains.... But for smartphones.

# ? Oct 20, 2018 21:52

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

# ? Oct 20, 2018 21:53

throw to first DAMN IT: Apr 10, 2007; This whole thread has been raging at the people who don't want Saracen invasion to their homes

Perhaps you too should be more accepting of their cultures

# ? Oct 20, 2018 21:59

BillyC: Feb 19, 2013; everythin' under heaven is in utter chaos, cloud; Bread Liar

# ? Oct 20, 2018 22:13

ToxicSlurpee: Nov 5, 2003; -=SEND HELP=-; Pillbug

Hey dog, how you doing? Want a biscuit? Let's go for a walk.

# ? Oct 20, 2018 22:17

mrpwase: Apr 21, 2010; I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few

Thank mr/mrs dog

# ? Oct 20, 2018 22:44

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

Zipperelli. posted:

It's called a lock screen.

Screens in rise up

Sorry your poor phone doesn't know not to lock when it's on your person

No rustling krew

Jimmy status left alone

# ? Oct 20, 2018 23:06

pseudorandom: Jun 16, 2010; Yam Slacker

Admiral Bosch posted:

keys go on the drat belt loop with a carabiner and wallet goes in left pocket and phone goes in right pocket

I'm glad there's at least one other person in this thread who is sane and has the correct phone/wallet/keys methodology. :chord:

# ? Oct 20, 2018 23:11

ToxicSlurpee: Nov 5, 2003; -=SEND HELP=-; Pillbug

I keep my phone in my rear end. I'm truly butt dialing.

# ? Oct 20, 2018 23:15

Bloody Hedgehog: Dec 12, 2003; 💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

When someone with keys on a carabiner hanging from a belt loop walks by, people think "Look at that guy. I wonder how many women he's killed in his underground sex dungeon."

# ? Oct 20, 2018 23:16

Zil: Jun 4, 2011; Satanically Summoned Citrus

ToxicSlurpee posted:

I keep my phone in my rear end. I'm truly butt dialing.

I assume you have it set on vibrate?

# ? Oct 20, 2018 23:19

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

When someone with keys on a carabiner hanging from a belt loop walks by, people think "Look at that guy. I wonder how many women he's killed in his underground sex dungeon."

Unironically this.

I mean I'm wondering how low his user ID number is at forums.everydaycarry.corn tho :allears:

I have worn the biner but like to think I know better now.

# ? Oct 20, 2018 23:20

ToxicSlurpee: Nov 5, 2003; -=SEND HELP=-; Pillbug

Zil posted:

I assume you have it set on vibrate?

You're god damned right.

...call me? :grin:

# ? Oct 20, 2018 23:21

wuffles: Apr 10, 2004

Six-Of-Hearts posted:

Okay, now hear me out on this: Lets bring back wallet chains.... But for smartphones.

Ok but only if they look like the old school curly telephone cords

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

When someone with keys on a carabiner hanging from a belt loop walks by, people think "Look at that guy. I wonder how many women he's killed in his underground sex dungeon."

I just assume they�re a plainclothes janitor

# ? Oct 20, 2018 23:23

Admiral Bosch: Apr 19, 2007; Who is Admiral Aken Bosch, and what is that old scoundrel up to?

imagine thinking to yourself "this collecting of annoyingly jumbled together pokey objects should go in a soft, threadbare internal pants-sack where they can rub against my leg uncomfortably all day" instead of just dangling them outside

what i'm saying is gently caress all of you except pseudorandom :chord:

this post was made by biner keys gang

# ? Oct 20, 2018 23:23