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Otteration: Jan 4, 2014; I CAN'T SAY PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S NAME BECAUSE HE'S LIKE THAT GUY FROM HARRY POTTER AND I'M AFRAID I'LL SUMMON HIM. DONALD JOHN TRUMP. YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
OUR 47TH PRESIDENT AFTER THE ONE WHO SHOWERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER DIES; Grimey Drawer

Bert Roberge posted:

Will repost everywhere! +++

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Bert Roberge: Nov 28, 2003

# ? Oct 20, 2018 04:46

Huzzah!: Sep 15, 2007; Malnutrition is scarier than any beastie.

Bert Roberge posted:

Does art imitate life or life imitate art?

# ? Oct 20, 2018 05:06

withak: Jan 15, 2003; Fun Shoe

Yes

# ? Oct 20, 2018 05:20

Mu Zeta: Oct 17, 2002; Me crush ass to dust

Get on the got dang Catbus! Capacity: Full.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MAW37R0ykk

# ? Oct 20, 2018 06:50

Garrand: Dec 28, 2012; Rhino, you did this to me!

Classic Maru

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPzNl6NKAG0

# ? Oct 20, 2018 08:39

I brought my Drake: Jul 10, 2014; These high-G injections have some serious side effects after pulling so many jumps.

One of my coworkers rescued a lone kitten from a frosty morning.

She (he?) is in good hands. Feedings every 3 hours of kitten milk and has upgraded from towel box and space heater to warm towels changed out every feeding. We believe in you, tiny one! The power of goon compells you!

# ? Oct 20, 2018 12:10

Bored: Jul 26, 2007; Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

queserasera posted:

One of my coworkers rescued a lone kitten from a frosty morning.

She (he?) is in good hands. Feedings every 3 hours of kitten milk and has upgraded from towel box and space heater to warm towels changed out every feeding. We believe in you, tiny one! The power of goon compells you!

Looks like a tortie. So, she.

And she will likely be an especially naughty kitten. Although that part is not based on science like the calico/tortoiseshell=female (unless klinefelter syndrome) thing is.

Bored has a new favorite as of 13:21 on Oct 20, 2018

# ? Oct 20, 2018 13:16

Hipster Occultist: Aug 16, 2008; _{He's an ancient, obscure god. You probably haven't heard of him.}

Huzzah! posted:

https://twitter.com/Bodegacats_/status/1053394926602518528
All the world's a stage.

This cat clearly has a quest for me.

# ? Oct 20, 2018 13:44

goddamnedtwisto: Dec 31, 2004; If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you; Fun Shoe

https://twitter.com/BoringEnormous/status/1053639411949289472

# ? Oct 20, 2018 16:45

hiddenriverninja: May 10, 2013; life is locomotion
keep moving
trust that you'll find your way

jobson groeth posted:

https://i.imgur.com/Ys5VRIs.mp4

welp I am dead

# ? Oct 20, 2018 16:54

Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDhKdA4WHC8

# ? Oct 20, 2018 19:06

jobson groeth: May 17, 2018; by FactsAreUseless

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/799689640278130688/pu/vid/240x240/ET5Nag0PXr2HUPTq.mp4

# ? Oct 20, 2018 22:03

Kennel: May 1, 2008; BAWWW-UNH!

https://i.imgur.com/cG4bSdA.mp4

# ? Oct 20, 2018 23:37

ILL Machina: Mar 25, 2004; Glory to Italia!

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!

Aww that poor guy's gonna be so lost.

# ? Oct 21, 2018 00:15

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

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Kennel: May 1, 2008; BAWWW-UNH!

ILL Machina posted:

Aww that poor guy's gonna be so lost.

No need to worry. According to the news article, it has been hanging at that bus depot for a while and didn't actually travel anywhere.

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chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

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Garrand: Dec 28, 2012; Rhino, you did this to me!

https://twitter.com/MegaKewlie/status/1053380842993737731

I love the concerned buddy at the end :3:

# ? Oct 21, 2018 01:20

fizzymercury: Aug 18, 2011

Just received the following photo and text from my mom, who is pet sitting for me:

"Master Cherry has bullied Brick into keeping her warm in the barn. We tried to bring him in, but he won't leave her side. SO. Your Daddy moved his favorite chair out there WITH my favorite blanket! Because what if the animals are uncomfortable?! YOU'RE VERY WELCOME."

My mom is the best :3:

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Bert Roberge: Nov 28, 2003

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Evil Mastermind: Apr 28, 2008

Garrand posted:

https://twitter.com/MegaKewlie/status/1053380842993737731

I love the concerned buddy at the end

https://media.giphy.com/media/YKsDwhPMhh9S0/giphy.gif

# ? Oct 21, 2018 02:25

Caedus: Sep 11, 2007; It's good to have a sense of scale.

My dumb weird cat loves chopsticks

https://twitter.com/HammyDeVito/status/1053853096323907584

# ? Oct 21, 2018 04:42

Chef Bourgeoisie: Oct 9, 2016; by Reene

# ? Oct 21, 2018 05:59

Jippa: Feb 13, 2009

Garrand posted:

https://twitter.com/MegaKewlie/status/1053380842993737731

I love the concerned buddy at the end

Pets must think people in baths are really stupid. "What are you doing?"

# ? Oct 21, 2018 08:54

PurpleXVI: Oct 30, 2011; Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!

# ? Oct 21, 2018 09:24

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

D-dont tread on me sempai!

# ? Oct 21, 2018 09:27

Nordick: Sep 3, 2011; Yes.

https://i.imgur.com/IbV3Dtm.gifv

# ? Oct 21, 2018 11:11

Sininu: Jan 8, 2014

https://twitter.com/soccerchu58/status/1053622428121817088?s=19

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SO DEMANDING: Dec 27, 2003

Puppy or plush toy??

# ? Oct 21, 2018 14:45

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

SO DEMANDING posted:

Puppy or plush toy??

Yes.

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a kitten: Aug 5, 2006

Good Morning by the Daily Mirror, England, May 13, 1943

# ? Oct 21, 2018 16:16

Angrymog: Jan 30, 2012; Really Madcats

wesleywillis posted:

Is that the guy who they raised money for, for plane tickets so he could take a trip back to Jamaica and see his family?

Nope, that was Bristol University. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-45573247

Also, here's some art I did at a local 'Do art on the seafront' event

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Feonir: Mar 30, 2011; Ask me about aquatic cocaine transportation and by-standard management.

https://i.imgur.com/tpDUVNu.mp4

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ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

Feonir posted:

https://i.imgur.com/tpDUVNu.mp4

Be sure to turn the sound on for this one.

# ? Oct 21, 2018 19:09

Azhais: Feb 5, 2007; Switchblade Switcharoo

ultrafilter posted:

Be sure to turn the sound on for this one.

Is he listening to a police scanner in a wind tunnel?

# ? Oct 21, 2018 19:13

withak: Jan 15, 2003; Fun Shoe

Feonir posted:

https://i.imgur.com/tpDUVNu.mp4

The last thing you see before your arm gets gnawed off while scritching.

# ? Oct 21, 2018 19:45

PurpleXVI: Oct 30, 2011; Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!

Feonir posted:

https://i.imgur.com/tpDUVNu.mp4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQ7EaYRvVrA

# ? Oct 21, 2018 19:53

Huzzah!: Sep 15, 2007; Malnutrition is scarier than any beastie.

https://twitter.com/Kekeflipnote/status/1054115232367460357

# ? Oct 21, 2018 22:02

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jobson groeth: May 17, 2018; by FactsAreUseless

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/799463897749131264/pu/vid/640x360/qeTkvcwGwVuDr66f.mp4

# ? Oct 21, 2018 22:04

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