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Over Easy posted:can't wait to save up enough money to kill myself
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Oct 20, 2018 00:33
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Over Easy posted:can't wait to save up enough money to kill myself try the string trick https://youtu.be/EbmQxZkSswI
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Oct 20, 2018 00:49
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got any sevens posted:try the string trick hey man, anyone can drop a slug into the suicide booth, I want to die in a euthanasia clinic like a hollywood celebrity
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Oct 20, 2018 01:02
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the most unrealistic part of soylent green is that they gave the dude a chill video and some new clothes before they killed him
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Oct 20, 2018 01:07
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Trabisnikof posted:the most unrealistic part of soylent green is that they gave the dude a chill video and some new clothes before they killed him It had to be coached in religious ritual to make it acceptable. The new clothes are pretty much a requirement to maintain that façade, either that or some other ritual of purification/transformation/threshold crossing
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Oct 20, 2018 01:39
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i cant wait for the d candidate in 2032 running on the platform of single payer suicide for all
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Oct 20, 2018 01:59
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Food Boner posted:i cant wait for the d candidate in 2032 running on the platform of single payer suicide for all Itd actually get passed bc both parties are okay with paying to kill off undesirables
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Oct 20, 2018 02:00
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Food Boner posted:i cant wait for the d candidate in 2032 running on the platform of single payer suicide for all what happened to just making the families pay for the bullet smh
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Oct 20, 2018 02:02
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Oct 20, 2018 02:55
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https://mobile.twitter.com/CharelsCD/status/1053445908182917121
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Oct 20, 2018 03:20
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Don't doxx me
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Oct 20, 2018 03:46
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The Slack Lagoon posted:Saw a billboard today the ads of the retirement money management companies are the absolute most enraging because they (obviously) dont care about attracting the business of people who are too poor to save money to retire so they dont bother not offending them and then prudential and edward jones and whatever the gently caress are all examples of the worst kind of wall street parasites that charge outrageous fees to underperform an excel spreadsheet returns-wise
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Oct 20, 2018 04:29
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Oct 20, 2018 05:09
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Food Boner posted:i cant wait for the d candidate in 2032 running on the platform of single payer suicide for all
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Oct 20, 2018 06:44
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Shear Modulus posted:the ads of the retirement money management companies are the absolute most enraging because they (obviously) dont care about attracting the business of people who are too poor to save money to retire so they dont bother not offending them That would be like getting mad at a yacht manufacturer for not advertising to poor people. Some people have just accepted their place in the guillotine line and that’s ok.
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Oct 20, 2018 07:29
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n: https://twitter.com/UniverseIce/status/1053250982790889481 v: how long until you have to literally dismantle your loving television to tell whether it's actively 1984-style telescreening your rear end instead of hitting it with a post-it or just not buying one with a camera on it
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Oct 21, 2018 07:03
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2013?
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Oct 21, 2018 07:06
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Dawncloack posted:2013? We all know about the 'scraping NTSC/PAL metadata' thing. But like with actual cameras and poo poo. Used to be you could tell whether there was a camera on a thing without a teardown.
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Oct 21, 2018 07:14
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I was trying be megafunny but yeh, you make a good point.
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Oct 21, 2018 09:17
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Commercial things, anyway. Things already got weird with spy gear (even if it's just nannycams) but now that's everything.
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Oct 21, 2018 09:20
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Hanging on to my lovely non-flat screen tv until they come back around to being retro and popular. Also it doesn't need to connect to the internet to let jeff bezos that I'm out of cereal or whatever
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Oct 21, 2018 09:20
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Class Warcraft posted:Hanging on to my lovely non-flat screen tv until they come back around to being retro and popular. Also it doesn't need to connect to the internet to let jeff bezos that I'm out of cereal or whatever speaking of jeff bezos watchingn us all do people actually buy those buttons that you pay five dollars for and it lets amazon sell you more poo poo? i thought they were a joke but then people actually spent their own money on the amazon big brother spy microphones and put them in their house
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Oct 21, 2018 10:16
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amazon is going to beat google and facebook because while those companies spy on you in exchange for letting you send emails amazon actually charges people for the privilege of being spied on and advertised to and somehow convinced everyone to go along with it
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Oct 21, 2018 10:18
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if Jeff Bezos lost 99% of his wealth he'd still be a billionaire man knows how to play the game
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Oct 21, 2018 10:30
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animist posted:if Jeff Bezos lost 99% of his wealth he'd still be a billionaire it's fake* money tho *) unfortunately they function mostly like real money
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Oct 21, 2018 12:01
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https://twitter.com/Theophite/status/1053901044017594370
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Oct 21, 2018 12:05
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the implication here is that the internal auditors are not also cia, which is obviously nonsensical
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Oct 21, 2018 12:46
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 A police robot is on duty in the Xidan commercial district of Beijing, China, on September 27, 2018. The police robot, equipped with cameras, speakers, lighting lamps, and alarm lamps, was developed by the First Research Institute of China's Ministry of Public Security. https://www.theatlantic.com/photo/2018/10/robots-at-work-and-play/573274/
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Oct 21, 2018 15:35
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That loving thing is armed and we all know it.
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Oct 21, 2018 16:13
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What the Hell is an IC SRE?
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Oct 21, 2018 16:18
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Pener Kropoopkin posted:What the Hell is an IC SRE? probably a site reliability engineer focusing on incident control, i.e. an operations goon that specializes on trash fires
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Oct 21, 2018 16:40
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I came, sorree
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Oct 21, 2018 16:40
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Former DILF posted:I came, sorree heck, samw
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Oct 21, 2018 16:43
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Dead Beef posted:minorities and other undesirables get a discount kinda wonder if they'd have legal standing to sue for discrimination in this circumstance or if it'd legally have to involve a white person suing in order to also get the discount
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Oct 21, 2018 17:36
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ted hitler posted:
That whole album is nuts. Some are a little more on the less-lovely cyberpunk side, but the robot "cushion" designed for elderly and "busy salarymen who don't have time for a pet" is just like... super  This is what I'm looking forward to all US PDs rolling out:  SUPER MONSTER WOLF SAYS DO NOT MOVE, CITIZEN because obviously it would have recordings in third person
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Oct 21, 2018 18:08
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"99 Bitcoins and an Elephant" is a book for children about the world of bitcoins in 2028! Obviously, it's going to be frankly bizarre. It thinks it's a book that is literally, in fact, for children - not a satire of the present in the form of a children's book, like "The Ladybird Book of the Zombie Apocalypse". I was honestly wondering if the elephant was going to be demonstrating the horrible things that can happen if you allow yourself to be socially engineered. And what about a Monero necklace doesn't scream "I'm from the darknets, and I'm here to skin you." The author is convinced he's telling the kids about the fabulous future world, that's coming just a decade away! It's not the book it thinks it is. Shiny kiddy cartoons of a dark cyberpunk world, where bitcoiners' dreams of a grim meathook Mad Max petrolpunk world have come true. Everything actually sucks and is broken, but everyone from early childhood wears VR/AR glasses everywhere, all the time, to make the world look less broken and sucky. Then the glasses break, and you get the picture below.
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Oct 21, 2018 18:50
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why cant buttcoiners pretend they're not obsessed with kids
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Oct 21, 2018 18:54
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living in filth to own the libs
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Oct 21, 2018 18:56
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divabot posted:"99 Bitcoins and an Elephant" is a book for children about the world of bitcoins in 2028! sincere and unironic this is the future that capitalists want
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Oct 21, 2018 18:58
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Scrub-Niggurath posted:sincere and unironic this is the future that capitalists want A world so inundated with capital that the only means of extracting profit is to constantly repackage the same stuff and sell it back to people as if it were new.
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Oct 21, 2018 18:59
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