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Colleen and Suwan will show up and lob some bricks into the fight. Kingpin has been learning to fight like Spider-Man, so he'll take a brick to the head and be knocked out instantly.
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# ? Oct 21, 2018 08:40 |
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# ? May 27, 2024 06:57 |
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Elfface posted:Trained to always be near a web-catching box. His name isn't Iron Fists.
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# ? Oct 21, 2018 09:07 |
Elfface posted:Trained to always be near a web-catching box. A big twist in season 2 of iron fist is that a bad guy who has iron fist like powers can iron up both his fists instead of just the one, something Danny didn't even think was possible.
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# ? Oct 21, 2018 09:15 |
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Colleen will save the day, dropping a brick pallette on Frisk and using the crane's magnet to trap Claw. Peter will tell MJ Spiderman blew up the theater, letting himself off the hook. MJ leaves Peter and starts dating an alligator.
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# ? Oct 21, 2018 11:36 |
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Who would know a personal trainer is all you need to take on a super hero? I'm hiring one this instant!
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# ? Oct 21, 2018 11:39 |
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Saoshyant posted:Who would know a personal trainer is all you need to take on a super hero? I'm hiring one this instant! won't be cheap tho
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# ? Oct 21, 2018 14:49 |
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Escobarbarian posted:I like the insinuation that Fisk actually looked into getting a radioactive spider to bite him but discovered it would be too inconvenient
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# ? Oct 21, 2018 18:52 |
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Of course Taskmaster would probably train him wrong as a joke. He would still beat Spider-man though.
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# ? Oct 21, 2018 21:52 |
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Newspaper Taskmaster would be amazing. The greatest NSM fighters are JJJ with a lamp, Mole Man whacking people's shins, and Rocket throwing himself headfirst at your stomach. And he can do all that at once.
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# ? Oct 21, 2018 22:00 |
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....so taskmaster trained Kingpin? Is he gonna be following a loving drone around and getting pissy
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# ? Oct 21, 2018 22:16 |
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Long has it been, but finally, Spiderdubs are back. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3efgDZl5SS8
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# ? Oct 22, 2018 00:19 |
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bunnyofdoom posted:....so taskmaster trained Kingpin? Is he gonna be following a loving drone around and getting pissy nah, he just got a membership at a normal gym. it's not like training for beating up nsm could possibly be all that strenuous or complex. a lot of nsm villains have been normal guys with no special talents and a halfhearted gimmick. for example, big time, the man who liked clocks but not excessively so.
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# ? Oct 22, 2018 02:04 |
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:big time, the man who liked clocks but not excessively so.
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# ? Oct 22, 2018 04:49 |
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Tiggum posted:I dunno, I think it was pretty excessive. He had a clock-gun and tried to kill his ex-wife by dropping a giant clock on her. ...at a very specific time, leading to him impatiently staring at his watch while she debated foiling his plan by leaving because, eh, she doesn't really want to keep standing under this giant clock.
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# ? Oct 22, 2018 05:07 |
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?!?!?!
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# ? Oct 22, 2018 05:33 |
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Synthbuttrange posted:
I'll admit that this comic has done bricked my head so much that I didn't even realize this was what they were going to do. Derp
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# ? Oct 22, 2018 05:37 |
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# ? Oct 22, 2018 05:40 |
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god I love that Danny is confused and didn't even consider it either. When Spidey is the smartest hero in the room, there is a problem.
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# ? Oct 22, 2018 06:02 |
My favorite (not so subtle) running joke in this arc is that Iron Fist is an even bigger idiot than NSM, and spidey knows it.
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# ? Oct 22, 2018 06:07 |
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I love that half-assed right straight Spidey is throwing in the first panel. THUM indeed. Also how the heck is Spiderman going to beat Claw? Surely he's no match against a master of ancient martial arts.
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# ? Oct 22, 2018 06:49 |
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Chinook posted:I'll admit that this comic has done bricked my head so much that I didn't even realize this was what they were going to do. Derp To be fair, it's pretty rare that NSM actually follows through on the logically obvious plot set-up. Remember when they conspicuously showed how Ronan was drained of energy after using his hammer and needed to replenish it with food? Whoever wrote that storyline didn't.
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# ? Oct 22, 2018 06:50 |
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jyrque posted:Also how the heck is Spiderman going to beat Claw? Surely he's no match against a master of ancient martial arts. 'Check this out, if I web up his face, he goes into hibernation!'
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# ? Oct 22, 2018 06:54 |
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Johnny Walker posted:Making a prediction: Both the villains will be so prepared for each respective superhero they are associated with, they will switch and fight each others' enemies. Winner!
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# ? Oct 22, 2018 16:18 |
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Spidey: I'm gonna punch you right in the face! Claw: No, don't! If you do, your fist will turn
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# ? Oct 22, 2018 16:34 |
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Sad that Larry's retired but Alex's linework is really good.
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# ? Oct 22, 2018 23:22 |
The problem here is that really kingpin just needs to tell claw to throw a brick and it becomes 2v1 against Iron Fist.
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# ? Oct 22, 2018 23:47 |
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“Kingpin has never had to face...SOMEONE PUNCHING AT HIM!”
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# ? Oct 22, 2018 23:48 |
Putting aside the fact that newspaper Spider-man is probably still strong enough to pulverize Kingpin's bones by just punching harder, I fail to see how any amount of training or natural strength (which Kingpin has plenty of) could prepare you for just getting webbed up. That's like your move, Spidey. It's not like Kingpin's a small, fast-moving target.
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# ? Oct 23, 2018 00:13 |
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Lurdiak posted:Putting aside the fact that newspaper Spider-man is probably still strong enough to pulverize Kingpin's bones by just punching harder, I fail to see how any amount of training or natural strength (which Kingpin has plenty of) could prepare you for just getting webbed up. That's like your move, Spidey. It's not like Kingpin's a small, fast-moving target. They haven't touched on it, but the weekday colorist has been careful to give Kingpin his classic anti-webbing baby blue suit throughout the storyline.
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# ? Oct 23, 2018 00:18 |
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Otherkinsey Scale posted:
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# ? Oct 23, 2018 00:37 |
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Lurdiak posted:Putting aside the fact that newspaper Spider-man is probably still strong enough to pulverize Kingpin's bones by just punching harder, I fail to see how any amount of training or natural strength (which Kingpin has plenty of) could prepare you for just getting webbed up. That's like your move, Spidey. It's not like Kingpin's a small, fast-moving target. Haven't you seen any bug collectors???? Creepy crawlies are weak to pins!
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# ? Oct 23, 2018 00:51 |
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Synthbuttrange posted:
Too many Seinfeld reruns in my life means that whenever someone says "wild idea" I think of when Jerry's girlfriend goes "ooooh, that's a wild idea..." after he suggests a threesome. And really, the context here is not totally different.
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# ? Oct 23, 2018 00:56 |
Lobok posted:Too many Seinfeld reruns in my life means that whenever someone says "wild idea" I think of when Jerry's girlfriend goes "ooooh, that's a wild idea..." after he suggests a threesome. Bojack Horseman has completely ruined the phrase "What are you doing here?" for me.
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# ? Oct 23, 2018 01:50 |
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Just web up his face or something. That's how I would beat either of them. Like...you can jump up and stick to tall buildings. You have the high ground. Just throw whatever Kingpin tries to defend himself with down on his head.
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# ? Oct 23, 2018 03:31 |
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Danny's going to punch himself in the face somehow.
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# ? Oct 23, 2018 05:16 |
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jyrque posted:Also how the heck is Spiderman going to beat Claw? Surely he's no match against a master of ancient martial arts.
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# ? Oct 23, 2018 07:15 |
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ConfusedUs posted:My favorite (not so subtle) running joke in this arc is that Iron Fist is an even bigger idiot than NSM, and spidey knows it. Spidey just leaving after Danny revealed his secret identity still absolutely kills me. "Later nerd!" and then he sells a photo of Iron Fist to the newspaper
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# ? Oct 23, 2018 08:23 |
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i'm gonna have to revise my estimation of nsm's intelligence upwards a smidge if the arc ends without him revealing his identity to the one guy who is more of a fuckup than nsm is.
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# ? Oct 23, 2018 11:17 |
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:i'm gonna have to revise my estimation of nsm's intelligence upwards a smidge if the arc ends without him revealing his identity to the one guy who is more of a fuckup than nsm is. Spider-Man: My real name is Peter Parker. Iron Fist: Hey Peter, you just missed Spider-Man. Too bad you don't have your camera!
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# ? Oct 23, 2018 14:45 |
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What are Fisk and Claw even planning to do to beat Fist and Spidey? Blocking everything won't hurt them, just tire them out eventually.
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# ? Oct 23, 2018 15:06 |