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The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Fister Roboto posted:

What does every kid have for a snack after soccer practice? Definitely not apple wedges.

Us winners got pizza hut.

And we played real American football, not eurotrash kickball.

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Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

Given the archetypal goon build, I’d be interested to hear the hot takes on pears.

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Fister Roboto posted:

What does every kid have for a snack after soccer practice? It's loving orange wedges, get that apple poo poo outta here.

Soccer's gay as hell. How is an orange going to help when the doctors come at you? apple supremacy

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Admiral Bosch posted:



it's the grain wars all over again

Just take a bite out of it, with your mouth. I don't even like apples but what kind of pussy would absolutely need a knife to eat them

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Phlegmish posted:

Just take a bite out of it, with your mouth. I don't even like apples but what kind of pussy would absolutely need a knife to eat them

Click Clack I got knives in me mouth

Twitch
Apr 15, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Hihohe posted:

even sub par apple species are better than oranges.

I like apples, but red delicious taste like fuckin' sawdust.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



I love juicy oranges so sweet they sting, and I love cronchy apples, and I eat at least one of each per day.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Ms Adequate posted:

I love juicy oranges so sweet they sting, and I love cronchy apples, and I eat at least one of each per day.

Same but rutabaga and carrot.

DarthBlingBling
Apr 19, 2004

These were also dark times for gamers as we were shunned by others for being geeky or nerdy and computer games were seen as Childs play things, during these dark ages the whispers began circulating about a 3D space combat game called Elite

- CMDR Bald Man In A Box

The Glumslinger posted:

Wasn't that dude a janitor? I wonder what his coworkers thought of that weird, quiet dude who was always carrying a gun?

It's America, don't you guys always carry guns and it would be weirder if he wasn't carrying a gun?

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

Jerry Cotton posted:

Same but rutabaga and carrot.

Get the gently caress out of here, veggie muncher. Eat dirt food somewhere else.

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
PRO SKUB

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Scholtz posted:

Get the gently caress out of here, veggie muncher. Eat dirt food somewhere else.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

:unsmith:

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Hihohe posted:

even sub par apple species are better than oranges.

fight me irl

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Oranges are better than all apple cultivars except honeycrisp

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5X7gahWr1g

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

RandomFerret posted:

Oranges are better than all apple cultivars except honeycrisp

:emptyquote:

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

https://twitter.com/sssnakeepit/status/1053833365915340801?s=21

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

where did that meme start

because i can't stop thinking about it every time I see that fat rear end opossum that lives in the woods behind my place

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

oranges are just coward's lemons

MaliciousOnion
Sep 23, 2009

Ignorance, the root of all evil
aint nobody ever cared about an orange pie

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

MaliciousOnion posted:

aint nobody ever cared about an orange pie

*bonks chocolate orange on yo head*

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

MaliciousOnion posted:

aint nobody ever cared about an orange pie



:colbert:

Your Computer
Oct 3, 2008




Grimey Drawer

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

Dabir posted:

oranges are just coward's lemons

lemons are just pussy grapefruits

MaliciousOnion
Sep 23, 2009

Ignorance, the root of all evil

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
:boonie: where's the beef?

Peanut Butter
Nov 7, 2011

Wee mannie
You'll cowards don't even eat pears

Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

DiggityDoink posted:

lemons are just pussy grapefruits

grapefruits are pineapples for the weak

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

Dabir posted:

grapefruits are pineapples for the weak

pineapples are already for the weak





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Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope
I wanted limewire memes, not some boring debate about fruits and where you keep your keys

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Never ask goons about food

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



I put my apples in my left front pocket and if you don't I will kill you and your entire family

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Wheany posted:

I wanted limewire memes, not some boring debate about fruits and where you keep your keys

Sorry we're still using the trial version of limewire to torrent the crack for the premium version of limewire in order to get the latest memes, you'll have to hold on to your keys and/or fruits

Your Computer
Oct 3, 2008




Grimey Drawer
who the hell eats apples with knives? just eat it like an onion, you savages

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Too wholesome for these trying times

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GlobglogGroAbgalab
Jul 25, 2016

It appears that the elephant is highly sensitive to the effects of LSD - a finding which may prove to be valuable in elephant-control work in Africa.

God drat!

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