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Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

sincere and unironic this is the future that capitalists want

Only if everyone is paying their licensing fees!

Unlicensed repair is theft!

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divabot
Jun 17, 2015

A polite little mouse!
oh i posted the proper book review

i thought i was being a bit too mean, but my wife read the book itself before checking over my review, was swearing by the end of it and said I'd got it about right

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 29 days!)

there’s an anime about kids growing up in a world where squalor is covered up by enhanced reality goggles that everyone wears. but that was a virtual reality layered over the poverty and decay, not a complete denial of living in a landfill.

Prav
Oct 29, 2011

that one's like 15 years old now isn't it

fakeedit: 11

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



why does the author think that the future being a giant trashheap is appealing

MRC48B
Apr 2, 2012

Shear Modulus posted:

why does the author think that the future being a giant trashheap is appealing

they delude themselves into thinking they will be king of it.

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010

Shear Modulus posted:

why does the author think that the future being a giant trashheap is appealing

i'm guessing the idea is that the future is going be a shithole regardless, but that we'll be able to superficially paper over that with the magic of bitcoins

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

Shear Modulus posted:

why does the author think that the future being a giant trashheap is appealing

it's because they can't imagine anything potentially being better and as such adjust their expectations

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

sincere and unironic this is the future that capitalists want

LOL no

Stuff getting repaired by third parties? Get the gently caress outta here.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



do the augmented reality goggles make it so everything doesnt smell like youre living in a dump

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

Shear Modulus posted:

do the augmented reality goggles make it so everything doesnt smell like youre living in a dump

that's extra

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

love my beautiful robot child

Huragok
Sep 14, 2011
"meat grandma, all I feel is pain why was I born?"

punk rebel ecks
Dec 11, 2010

A shitty post? This calls for a dance of deduction.
https://twitter.com/willknight/status/958231499509149697

galenanorth
May 19, 2016

https://twitter.com/MothTwiceborn/status/958377475649736704

I think that the word "slave" should only be reserved for involuntary servitude, so I'd suggest the term "meatpuppet", as in "Here at MeatTek we specialize in the research which has been essential for the growth of the meat puppet industry over the past 150 years. We've come a long way since 2018, when all you could control was the two-dimensional representation of a face. Gone are the days when you'd have to travel by train or plane to that business conference. Now you can tunnel through cyberspace and in seconds you have that face-to-face meatspace presence that is so essential to closing a deal with your client, and every second saved is a second you can sell, sell, sell! At MeatTek, we continually strive to ensure that every nerve ending is intuitively under your control."

There was a certain comfort in not having to think for yourself for most of the day, but with it came the cage of atrophy of the cerebral cortex. Whereas in the early 21st century humans became maladjusted toward life outside their homes, in the 22nd century humans became maladjustment toward life outside their literal selves. With the environmental collapse, the decay of the education system, and the gruesome prospect of finding food when behind every dumpster lurks the barrel of a gun, it was enough for any meat puppet to not want to wake up.

galenanorth has issued a correction as of 07:15 on Oct 22, 2018

Ommin
Apr 5, 2006
I like to watch CinemaSins and Honest Trailers for all the movies I'm curious about but don't want to watch. It's like Cliff's Notes with commentary notes to use in conversation to "prove you watched it."

galenanorth posted:

I think that the word "slave" should only be reserved for involuntary servitude, so I'd suggest the term "meatpuppet", as in "Here at MeatTek we specialize in the research which has been essential for the growth of the meat puppet industry over the past 50 years. We've come a long way since 2018, when all you could control was the two-dimensional representation of a face. Gone are the days when you'd have to travel by train or plane to that business conference. Now you can tunnel through cyberspace and in seconds you have that face-to-face meatspace presence that is so essential to closing a deal with your client, and every second saved is a second you can sell, sell, sell! At MeatTek, we continually strive to ensure that every nerve ending is intuitively under your control."

Surrogate would have been perfect if that Bruce Willis movie hadn't ruined it.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Huragok posted:

"meat grandma, all I feel is pain why was I born?"

sums up real life too

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Prav
Oct 29, 2011

while i see what you're getting at, not having the check the traps except when you get a notification is pretty convenient.

"no-see disposal" is more hosed up if you ask me.

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
but getting a female Human Uber driver will make people not listen to you in meatspace :thunk:

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

So how long until this shows up in weird japanese porn?

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord

Huragok posted:

"meat grandma, all I feel is pain why was I born?"

:same:

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

DACK FAYDEN posted:

but getting a female Human Uber driver will make people not listen to you in meatspace :thunk:

yes, but then you only have to pay them 70% of the standard rate

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008


This is someone trying to market an industrial product to consumers which doesn't make much sense. The main use for connected mouse traps is for a pest control service to deploy them at their customer's sites. Then they only have to roll a truck whenever the trap goes off and can keep charging the same monthly fee.

Similar business models lead to "smart" dumpsters, waste oil containers, etc.

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

https://twitter.com/bpopken/status/1054350949739827202

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017


I mean it’s probably not wrong

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

It's not that machine learning provides bad answers, it's that it gives brutally honest answers we aren't prepared to deal with.

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




hobbesmaster posted:

This is someone trying to market an industrial product to consumers which doesn't make much sense. The main use for connected mouse traps is for a pest control service to deploy them at their customer's sites. Then they only have to roll a truck whenever the trap goes off and can keep charging the same monthly fee.

Similar business models lead to "smart" dumpsters, waste oil containers, etc.

Having dealt with the occasional mouse here, it is foolish how people think they can do better than the classic Victor mouse traps you can get for fifty cents. Human's best ingenuity comes from inventions for killing things.



For a great example of this, look no further than Alberta, such a hellworld even rats can't live there.



Thanks to an aggressive-as-gently caress campaign where they collectively went "we want rats GONE."

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

univbee posted:

Having dealt with the occasional mouse here, it is foolish how people think they can do better than the classic Victor mouse traps you can get for fifty cents. Human's best ingenuity comes from inventions for killing things.



For a great example of this, look no further than Alberta, such a hellworld even rats can't live there.



Thanks to an aggressive-as-gently caress campaign where they collectively went "we want rats GONE."



so what small pest fills the economic niche of the rat there

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

anime was right posted:

so what small pest fills the economic niche of the rat there

its albertans, isnt it

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

if you use simple mouse traps in a commercial setting as part of a pest control plan someone has to check the trap regularly and reset it. that costs money

in a home setting my experience has been that cats are reasonably effective and will let you know when a mouse has been caught. continuously.

Prav
Oct 29, 2011

mouse, shrew, rat, rabbit, hare. the list goes on - if it looks like a rodent, it dies.

i wonder if south-american cats drag home capybaras

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

Wheeee posted:

It's not that machine learning provides bad answers, it's that it gives brutally honest answers we aren't prepared to deal with.

According to the article, it also outright sorted people lower if they had the word "women" on their resume.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

SplitSoul posted:

According to the article, it also outright sorted people lower if they had the word "women" on their resume.

it’s nice of them to do this analysis in a way that’s easy to find through discovery

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

I was suggested to xpost this story:

quote:

I don't know if anyone else has this experience, but my car gets broken into 2-3 times a month with one of those FOB scanners you can get on alibaba. We never leave anything in it, so the worst that happens is they pull everything out of the glove box and go on their way.

Anyways, this weekend we brought pulled pork to a dinner thing and left the still dirty slow cooker in the car over night and someone stole it. What the gently caress. Those things are a pain in the rear end to carry around and clean. I'm talking about one of these fuckers:



I keep chuckling every time I think about some poor junkie lugging my slow cooker up the street, trying to sell it. I hope he or she got what they needed.

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

SplitSoul posted:

According to the article, it also outright sorted people lower if they had the word "women" on their resume.

Of course it did, corporate workplaces value women lower than men.

Much like putting lacross playing white boys named Jared at the top, the algorithm knows what's up, it's just not trying to hide it like human hiring departments do.

Modest Mao
Feb 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747
Children's book authors often don't get to choose the illustrator and do not have input on the visuals so it might really be that the illustrator got it while the author didn't

Sing Along
Feb 28, 2017

by Athanatos
Hackers can now kill you in GTA V single player:

https://www.reddit.com/r/pcgaming/comments/9pdnb1/gta_v_modders_can_now_mess_with_you_in_different/

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Taintrunner has issued a correction as of 00:00 on Oct 23, 2018

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Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010




finally the mystery of how kush got every job in the white house is solved

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