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It's like a cooking show crossed with the Cryptkeeper segments of Tales from the Crypt and a splash of MST3K. And maybe a little bit of Bob Ross. Seems like the sort of thing YOU might enjoy, yes you specifically, your-name. |
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hamjobs posted:Emotional day brought to you by a surprising amount of feelings about the Haunting of Hill House. the wifey and i just finished it. its like 'this is us' but scary sometimes |
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Oct 23, 2018 00:45
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roomforthetuna posted:Hey, has anyone seen the new show on Netflix "The Curious Creations of Christine McConnell"? just now placed it on my list based on this awesome recommendation that was made specifically to lure me in I have like a hundred shows on my list now
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Oct 23, 2018 01:48
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weve got these bugs here that are always in y apartment this time of year. these ones ----> https://www.google.ca/search?q=box+...8&bih=798&dpr=2 and i dont reall mind bugss but these fukkers love to just walk slowly around the middle of the floor to try to get stepped on and they love to crawl up my bare legs & poo poo so whenver i get a little itch i gotta check if its one of these bugs and i gotta always be looking at the floor when im walking around
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Oct 23, 2018 02:12
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Oct 23, 2018 02:21
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roomforthetuna posted:Hey, has anyone seen the new show on Netflix "The Curious Creations of Christine McConnell"? el dorito posted:just now placed it on my list based on this awesome recommendation that was made specifically to lure me in It's really really loving adorable. She's like a queer goth Martha Stewart.
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Oct 23, 2018 02:44
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Dungeon Ecology posted:the wifey and i just finished it. the focus on the family story and dynamics, really loving phenomenal.
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Oct 23, 2018 02:47
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hey byob. i like when it gets colder out bc my kitty gets extra cuddly 
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Oct 23, 2018 04:47
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Bluedeanie posted:hey byob. i like when it gets colder out bc my kitty gets extra cuddly sounds adorable, but just to make sure this isn't fake I think we will need pix
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Oct 23, 2018 05:03
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Manifisto posted:sounds adorable, but just to make sure this isn't fake I think we will need pix Don't have a current pic since she is sulking because I violated the sacred rule of never disturbing a cat lying on top of you so i wouldnt poop in my bed (and also its too dark to take a pic w/o disturbing my gf anyway) but here is a similar pic from another time to help you imagine, youre just gonna have to take my word for it that it looks like this tonight as well 
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Oct 23, 2018 05:44
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Bluedeanie posted:Don't have a current pic since she is sulking because I violated the sacred rule of never disturbing a cat lying on top of you so i wouldnt poop in my bed (and also its too dark to take a pic w/o disturbing my gf anyway) but here is a similar pic from another time to help you imagine, youre just gonna have to take my word for it that it looks like this tonight as well that'll do 
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Oct 23, 2018 05:46
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nice cat..... to cuddle with!! |
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Oct 23, 2018 12:36
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alnilam posted:nice cat..... to cuddle with!! 
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Oct 23, 2018 12:58
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alnilam posted:nice cat..... to cuddle with!! oh shi, I thought byob was chill???
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Oct 23, 2018 13:41
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Doing some public speaking on Thursday, anyone got any tips? I already know the classics like imagining an audience full of underwear, summoning the ghost of charlie chaplin to keep the crowd interested, and using finger guns for emphasis.
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Oct 23, 2018 13:44
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Stooge posted:Doing some public speaking on Thursday, anyone got any tips? Look in between the people while you talk, only glancing eye contact while going from one gap to the next, to give the appearance of making eye contact |
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Oct 23, 2018 13:55
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Stooge posted:Doing some public speaking on Thursday, anyone got any tips? -Never say "umm" -Find a friend in the audience, someone who smiles a lot and seems friendly- talk to them. Sweep the rest of the audience from time to time, but center back on your friend and talk to them in normal conversational tones. -Practice in a mirror beforehand- be confident and familiar with what you're talking about, and also what you are going to say -Video yourself speaking, make sure your posture indicates confidence, an audience prefers a confident speaker -Walk in on other people's presentations a few minutes before they are supposed to speak and do the presentation for them. Wing it. Ad libbing can be a great way to get comfortable with public speaking, just make sure you're faster than security, should they decide to be rude and interrupt your presentation! You'll do great, just pretend you're posting here in BYOB- 'Yobbers would support you no matter what! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Oct 23, 2018 14:25
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Splatmaster posted:-Never say "umm" And on that note, a lot of people make this mouth clicking noise every time they start a new thought. It drives me absolutely loony, and if someone's doing it on a youtube video or something I will 100% stop watching just because of that noise. It's common enough that I can predict when it's going to happen. I dunno if that's just me who it bothers but I have a thing about mouth noises. My mother started doing this thing where she sucks in air through her front teeth and it's gross enough I don't even want to speak to her anymore. But fart around me all you want I don't care.
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Oct 23, 2018 14:29
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If your nervous about speaking though, honestly the best fix is just to be super familiar with whatever you're speaking about and prepare appropriately. If you're an expert on the topic, then it's easier to be more relaxed and fall into a groove. Public speaking is terrifying, but 90% of the battle is in your mind. Once you get over your fears, then the rest is just speaking clearly and not rushing so that people can understand you better. And on that note, never read off your powerpoint slides. All it does is tell the audience that you're not prepared and you don't know enough on the topic on to gab. Make sure you prepare a bunch of talking points beforehand, but if you read off of a script it won't feel organic. I have two eyes and a 2nd grade education, I already read your slides before you even started talking. Tell me something I don't know. Renegret fucked around with this message at 14:48 on Oct 23, 2018
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Oct 23, 2018 14:46
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Thanks pals! I'm actually kind of excited for it (maybe looking forward to getting it over with?) and these tips are really helpful. Just gotta talk about my experience with my company, and hey, I'm an expert on myself and a lead in the field of Stooge-ology.
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Oct 23, 2018 15:12
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hot tip for people wanting to get in early on the new fad Christmas gift of 2018: bone saws never can tell when you'll need it, always have one handy. they're selling like hot cakes so buy early.
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Oct 23, 2018 16:08
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Luvcow posted:hot tip for people wanting to get in early on the new fad Christmas gift of 2018: bone saws are these saws designed for cutting trough human bones, or actual saws made out of bone |
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Oct 23, 2018 16:11
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Nosfereefer posted:are these saws designed for cutting trough human bones, or actual saws made out of bone cutting bone but drat if you didn't just make a genius marketing move by suggesting bone saws made of bone/bone handled bone saw never can tell when you and your 15 friends will get into a random fistfight and accidentally kill some guy and wouldn't it be cool when everyone pulls out their bone saws and you are the one with the artisanal crafted bone handled bone saw?
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Oct 23, 2018 16:17
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*middleclass suburban dad kissing his wife goodbye and heading out the door to commute to work, wife catches his arm before he leaves* " honey, you forgot your bone saw"
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Oct 23, 2018 16:19
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Bluedeanie posted:hey byob. i like when it gets colder out bc my kitty gets extra cuddly Bluedeanie posted:Don't have a current pic since she is sulking because I violated the sacred rule of never disturbing a cat lying on top of you so i wouldnt poop in my bed (and also its too dark to take a pic w/o disturbing my gf anyway) but here is a similar pic from another time to help you imagine, youre just gonna have to take my word for it that it looks like this tonight as well I would patto that catto, A+ tortie
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Oct 23, 2018 16:34
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Luvcow posted:hot tip for people wanting to get in early on the new fad Christmas gift of 2018: bone saws Personally I never saw a bone, please describe how a bone is
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Oct 23, 2018 16:35
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hamjobs posted:Personally I never saw a bone, please describe how a bone is a bone is when mommy and daddy... well... sometimes um, when two people like each other very much... |
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Oct 23, 2018 16:36
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hamjobs posted:Personally I never saw a bone, please describe how a bone is it's not condoned in the bible, i'll tell you THAT much! |
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Oct 23, 2018 16:37
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But did you ever see one???????
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Oct 23, 2018 16:39
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In order to see the bone, so you can say "I saw a bone," one must become into the Bone Zone
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Oct 23, 2018 16:39
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I saw (b)one |
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Oct 23, 2018 16:40
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Why does the tip of my finger hurt today. I woke up like this. I hope my skeleton isn't trying to escape.
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Oct 23, 2018 16:51
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Luvcow posted:hot tip for people wanting to get in early on the new fad Christmas gift of 2018: bone saws I'm still on the 2015 model  not only am I clearly off trend, the recent boneOS update slows this thing to a crawl
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Oct 23, 2018 16:53
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Renegret posted:Why does the tip of my finger hurt today. I woke up like this. if you had a bone saw u could have amputated that u know... |
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Oct 23, 2018 16:55
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I do have a bone saw but I'm concerned that putting a hole in my hand would make it even easier for my skeleton to escape.
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Oct 23, 2018 16:58
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just keep chopping away as it comes out. skeleton cant run anywhere when its reduced to chips |
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Oct 23, 2018 17:00
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Manifisto posted:I'm still on the 2015 model *a group of children are dismembering the corpse of a kid from the school newspaper they accidentally killed when one of them looks up, points and laughs* "haha! jimmy's using a 2015 model bone saw!!" *jimmy sheepishly stops sawing and looks to the ground as he meekly replies* "it's my dads old one... my parents won't buy me my own until I'm older..."
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Oct 23, 2018 17:01
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it's a bone saw, not a status symbol. it may be a no-name chinese knockoff, but it saws bone just the same, for like a third of the price, AND it supports flash. okay, the battery life sucks, but that's why god made extension cords.
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Oct 23, 2018 17:10
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Luvcow posted:*a group of children are dismembering the corpse of a kid from the school newspaper they accidentally killed when one of them looks up, points and laughs* "haha! jimmy's using a 2015 model bone saw!!" jimmy loving deserves it for using a Windows saw.
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my bone saw is had crafted by japanese artisans. the egde is razor sharp as the japanese fold the bone 10000 times unlike inferior gajin bone saws |
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