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Lurdiak posted:Putting aside the fact that newspaper Spider-man is probably still strong enough to pulverize Kingpin's bones by just punching harder, I fail to see how any amount of training or natural strength (which Kingpin has plenty of) could prepare you for just getting webbed up. That's like your move, Spidey. It's not like Kingpin's a small, fast-moving target. From playing PS4 Spider-Man, I know that to beat a heavy, you have to shoot a bunch of webs at them first before punching.
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nimby posted:What are Fisk and Claw even planning to do to beat Fist and Spidey? Blocking everything won't hurt them, just tire them out eventually. tiring nsm out until he decides to take a nap is a very effective strategy
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Oct 24, 2018 00:17
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Danny is the new Kingpin now
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Oct 24, 2018 00:24
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I'm Kingpin's sudden Sipowicz hair.
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Oct 24, 2018 00:25
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Jerry Cotton posted:I'm Kingpin's sudden Sipowicz hair. Uh oh, does this mean we're going to see Kingpin's butt soon?
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Oct 24, 2018 00:31
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There's no reason Spider-Man shouldn't have been able to do that.
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freshlybaked posted:There's no reason Spider-Man shouldn't have been able to do that. Was Spider-Man a bearded clown with a hand that glows like a firefly? No? I rest my case. Kingpin's personal trainer didn't get him ready for that.
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Spider-Man pulls his punches against non-super powered foes, Iron Fist will murder anyone with his magic powers, he gives no shits
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Oct 24, 2018 01:53
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The Iron Fist doesn't obey your western concepts of being swole
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Jeez, NSM, tag your DD S3 spoilers
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freshlybaked posted:There's no reason Spider-Man shouldn't have been able to do that. You could say this in reply to anything that happens in NSM. There's no reason Spider-Man shouldn't have been able to dodge a webbed-up raccoon, and yet here we are.
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freshlybaked posted:There's no reason Spider-Man shouldn't have been able to do that. Otherkinsey Scale posted:And also, if Fisk's really been studying the methods Peter uses to defeat his enemies, then like...he's ready for Peter to trick him into hitting himself in the head with a hammer. He has countermeasures for Peter damming up the fountain of youth by dropping a bunch of rocks on his own head, or luring him to a planetarium and projecting a fake sun. He's keeping an eye out for JJJ breaking into his house and bludgeoning him with a lamp. And he knows better than to fall for Peter jumping on his chest and giving a speech about his fundamental humanity.
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Oct 24, 2018 05:42
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Danny just liquefied that obese man's organs! 
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Jerusalem posted:Danny just liquefied that obese man's organs! He's so bad that now Netflix even cancels his friend's Luke Cage series! Guilty by association.
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Oct 24, 2018 08:08
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But what happens when Iron Fist suddenly loses his beard and becomes a mere stubbly clown with a hand that glows like a firefly??
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Isn't Spider-man canonically one of the strongest Marvel heroes? why doesn't he just lift the kingpin over his head and walk away with him?
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Psychedelicatessen posted:Isn't Spider-man canonically one of the strongest Marvel heroes? he can't do that. what if kingpin suspects he is spiderman?
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Psychedelicatessen posted:Isn't Spider-man canonically one of the strongest Marvel heroes? Canon can't save you here.
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:he can't do that. what if kingpin suspects he is spiderman? you're right, better let iron fist punch kingpin to mulch
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Psychedelicatessen posted:why doesn't he Oh, that way madness lies
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Oct 24, 2018 18:44
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Kingpin got chumped by a blind guy with no super strength but somehow NSM can't take him.
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 "We should switch up partners to confuse them!" *continues to punch the metal claw that IF was hitting*
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KIKT? Really? Ok.
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Alhazred posted:Kingpin got chumped by a blind guy with no super strength but somehow NSM can't take him. This one time Spider-man got super mad and just beat the poo poo out of Kingpin without his costume or webbing or acrobatics. Just beat him silly with his shirt off. Then grabbed him by his chest fat and slapped him around.
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Though considering Spiderman has super strength and the kingpin is just a fatty is more sad than anything.
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CharlestheHammer posted:Though considering Spiderman has super strength and the kingpin is just a fatty is more sad than anything. Kingpin has claimed that approximately 2% of his body mass is fat.
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Lurdiak posted:Kingpin has claimed that approximately 2% of his body mass is fat. Considering how big he is that's still a lot of fat.
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Kingpin has no reaction to getting kicked in the face because Iron Fist caved his chest in yesterday
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Oct 25, 2018 01:29
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CharlestheHammer posted:Though considering Spiderman has super strength and the kingpin is just a fatty is more sad than anything. If you know anything about Kingpin you know he's not just fat. He's also bald.
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Lurdiak posted:Kingpin has claimed that approximately 2% of his body mass is fat. Kingpin claims a lot of things
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Oct 25, 2018 01:35
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Switching your opponent who's an even match for you is a cliche, but I don't think I've seen that lead to one of the heroes instantly winning and the other being completely ineffective and getting his rear end kicked. I'm glad NSM put its signature spin on a well-worn idea.
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Synthbuttrange posted:
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Lobok posted:If you know anything about Kingpin you know he's not just fat. One of the all time great Spider-Man moments is when Pete pulls out some note cards to read the fat jokes he wrote down for when he faces Wilson again in Ultimate.
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Oct 25, 2018 06:34
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Samuringa posted:KIKT? Really? I'm Danny Rand, and you've just been KIK'T.
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Oct 25, 2018 07:15
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I can't wait for NSM to web himself in an attempt at webbing Mr. Claw.
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davidspackage posted:I'm Danny Rand, and you've just been KIK'T. Danny your fighting style is extremely problematic
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Samuringa posted:KIKT? Really? That's brilliant, actually. (Anyway Simonson used SEPULVEDA as a sound effect so anything goes.)
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