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jobson groeth posted:I believe in something. That there is nothing good in this world and if it appears that way it is a lie. I believe in this with all my heart.
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# ? May 27, 2024 23:02 |
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more like sad-daddio
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# ? Oct 22, 2018 21:35 |
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SciFiDownBeat posted:I mean I don't want to be a Debbie Downer but cheatgoon's confession is not written convincingly enough to justify how mundane it is. I've been following anon confessions for years now and pretty much every sexual/cheating/relationship post is like this like drat, how basic is your sex life? wow I un-ironically believe in the Illuminati alien ones though, that's my jam, I wish they would recruit me
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# ? Oct 23, 2018 00:17 |
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soy posted:I've been following anon confessions for years now and pretty much every sexual/cheating/relationship post is like this like drat, how basic is your sex life? wow Sober missionary sex: fake Illuminati Space Force: Real as gently caress
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# ? Oct 23, 2018 00:20 |
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SciFiDownBeat posted:I mean I don't want to be a Debbie Downer but cheatgoon's confession is not written convincingly enough to justify how mundane it is. Ghosts aren't real either, but ghost stories are still fun.
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# ? Oct 23, 2018 03:20 |
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OutOfPrint posted:Ghosts aren't real either, but ghost stories are still fun. I love going on ghost tours and hearing ghost stories and I 100% would spend the night in a murder house to inherit a distant relative's fortune.
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# ? Oct 23, 2018 03:30 |
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The best part of a firework is when it explodes
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# ? Oct 23, 2018 04:53 |
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I know a lot of real dumb people and this confession may not be true but it absolutely could be.
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# ? Oct 23, 2018 05:13 |
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jobson groeth posted:I believe in something. That there is nothing good in this world and if it appears that way it is a lie. I believe in this with all my heart. lol owned
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# ? Oct 23, 2018 14:54 |
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Atlas Hugged posted:I know a lot of real dumb people and this confession may not be true but it absolutely could be. lots of stupid and boring people having illicit sex. Unless fessor is a novelist, he won't be able to capture the essence of awkward sex with a coworker who's almost young enough to be his daughter.
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# ? Oct 23, 2018 15:11 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:I love going on ghost tours and hearing ghost stories and I 100% would spend the night in a murder house to inherit a distant relative's fortune. What happens when the ghost shows up and you're like HOLY poo poo YEAH A REAL GHOST and the ghost doesn't know what the gently caress
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# ? Oct 24, 2018 06:49 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:What happens when the ghost shows up and you're like HOLY poo poo YEAH A REAL GHOST and the ghost doesn't know what the gently caress Hypothesis: ghosts don't show themselves because they're just as afraid of the living as they are to the living.
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# ? Oct 24, 2018 15:10 |
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I ain't afraid of no ghost.
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# ? Oct 24, 2018 22:09 |
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jobson groeth posted:I ain't afraid of no ghost.
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# ? Oct 24, 2018 22:12 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:What happens when the ghost shows up and you're like HOLY poo poo YEAH A REAL GHOST and the ghost doesn't know what the gently caress
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# ? Oct 24, 2018 22:16 |
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OutOfPrint posted:Hypothesis: ghosts don't show themselves because they're just as afraid of the living as they are to the living. If I saw a hot girl ghost, I'd deffo creep out on it until it left....or escalated things.
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# ? Oct 24, 2018 22:25 |
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Do ghosts even have sex parts if their legs are just fused into a wispy thing? Gonna ask my ouija board.
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# ? Oct 24, 2018 22:52 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:What happens when the ghost shows up and you're like HOLY poo poo YEAH A REAL GHOST and the ghost doesn't know how to gently caress
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Azza Bamboo posted:Do ghosts even have sex parts if their legs are just fused into a wispy thing? Y E S G E T I N S I D E T H I S V A G N O W
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# ? Oct 25, 2018 05:30 |
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Azza Bamboo posted:Do ghosts even have sex parts if their legs are just fused into a wispy thing? They fuse at the knees.
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# ? Oct 25, 2018 05:36 |
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Azza Bamboo posted:Do ghosts even have sex parts if their legs are just fused into a wispy thing? Anonymous Confessions: Ask the spirits and don't gently caress your Ouija board
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# ? Oct 25, 2018 06:49 |
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So do mermaid ghosts have two legs or what
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# ? Oct 25, 2018 06:51 |
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Sorry guys, I think the spirits have left my house for some reason.
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# ? Oct 25, 2018 17:33 |
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SciFiDownBeat posted:So do mermaid ghosts have two legs or what
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# ? Oct 25, 2018 18:52 |
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jobson groeth posted:I believe in something. That there is nothing good in this world and if it appears that way it is a lie. I believe in this with all my heart. False, because you've actually shared a real bit of wisdom and at the same time invalidated your statement.
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# ? Oct 25, 2018 19:36 |
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quote:I was harassed by someone who used their close family member's powerful political position to avoid punishment. Unfortunately impeaching Trump trumps my personal grievance, so I have to stay silent for the good of the republic. This makes me extremely depressed - whichever choice I make, there is only sadness. If this is true, there's no statute of limitations on #MeToo or anything, so come forward when it's politically expedient If it helps I rate a roughly zero percent chance that Trump will be impeached anyway as long as Dem leadership stays as it is quote:This is the story about how I got fired from my first job for breaking the law and then got into trouble with my parents. My first red flag here was "why is the house not already full of people if it's two hours before a wedding" but then the rest of it happened
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# ? Oct 26, 2018 17:00 |
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Schizophrenia is wild.
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# ? Oct 26, 2018 17:03 |
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It's a Maxwell's demon joke you goofs
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# ? Oct 26, 2018 17:11 |
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Piell posted:It's a Maxwell's demon joke you goofs A not very well executed one, either
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# ? Oct 26, 2018 17:13 |
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Dannywilson posted:Schizophrenia is wild. stay in school
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# ? Oct 26, 2018 17:41 |
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Yeah I should have caught it, but the setup threw me way off.
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# ? Oct 26, 2018 17:42 |
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loquacius posted:If this is true, there's no statute of limitations on #MeToo or anything, so come forward when it's politically expedient
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# ? Oct 27, 2018 12:29 |
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[quote=" post="489234352""] This is the story all about how I got fired from my first job for breaking the law and then got into trouble with my parents. [/quote] Protip: Read this post in the Fresh Prince of Bell Air cadence to really spice things up.
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# ? Oct 27, 2018 12:34 |
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I was excited and then all the art drained out of it
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# ? Oct 29, 2018 16:17 |
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The office fling goon: your lie about changing your code is so clumsy and obvious that it brought up a huge red flag for your wife. Sort that poo poo out right now. Block all messages from the fling and give your new code to your wife asap. Take your wife on a romantic holiday and remind yourself why you love her. Try to do damage control at work and resolve that issue. Have a wank and after you’ve blown your load reassess the situation with a clarity that can only be achieved post-wankus. KinkyJohn fucked around with this message at 18:03 on Oct 29, 2018 |
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A message from the guy who the thread successfully steered away from both his awful marriage and his awful relationship with the woman he was cheating with, to the office-romance goon:quote:I'm the guy who is divorcing his insane, violent wife and had broken up with a woman who was also in a lovely marriage. Yeah, like I've been saying, you can divorce your wife and you can have this fling, but you don't want the divorce to be because of the fling which probably won't last anyway, and you don't want the fling and the marriage to both continue simultaneously. Divorce your wife if you want out of the marriage for its own sake, and then have a fling if you want to, but keep them in mind as distinct events in your head. quote:I'm 30 and I can't stop picking my nose If it's an unconscious habit, try adopting a replacement behavior, like, get a fidget desk toy or something If it's a conscious habit, I dunno man clean your nose some other way That one was short so here's a third quote:So about a year ago I moved in with a longtime friend and quickly developed very strong feelings for her. I told her one night when we were drinking and she was cool with it but not into girls. We talked about it and that was that. Good for you moving out! Honestly I don't really know how one could live with someone while harboring "very strong feelings" for them knowing they can never reciprocate, sounds like a disaster. Hope your move and your new job go well
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# ? Oct 29, 2018 18:47 |
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OfficeGoon- your wife knows and she’s probably making arrangements to leave right now, which may or may not involve loving you over You’re the stupid/oblivious one if you think even for a second she fell for “oh my phone code that I’ve had for however long was suddenly too hard for me to remember” lol
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# ? Nov 2, 2018 02:48 |
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alpaca diseases posted:OfficeGoon- your wife knows and she’s probably making arrangements to leave right now, which may or may not involve loving you over I doubt she's as oblivious as the guy claims.
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# ? Nov 2, 2018 02:59 |
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Good news, the next one is a followup from him Warning, explicit porn story halfway through quote:Hey, married cheater goon here. What I've been saying all along about making GBS threads or getting off the pot applies even more now I should specify that your "absent benefactor" plan where you live somewhere else and pay bills but don't actually participate in your children's lives is a lovely plan and she was right to call you out on it. Do a normal-rear end divorce for normal-rear end divorce reasons (after which you can continue seeing this girl in as casual or serious a manner as the two of you choose since the pressure is off), or stop loving around. Those are your options. quote:I am playing a major role in the breakup of my sister's marriage and I love it. If this is true it's a super hosed-up thing to do and you should consult all thread titles simultaneously but I'm sure you know that
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Holy poo poo, right in the veins!
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