Death Thread 2019

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Captain Rufus posted:

Yes the whole community. All 100k SA goons but a couple of us who might not happily slurp up all of Empie's cummies in a harmless thread you knobheads can't handle because maybe we see issues with any Knight Titans on the game table or when GW's rules and prices get really bad.

Or dare to maybe talk the pros and cons of other minis games we may have played. Or just shitpost for fun about skeletons and opossums and weird Space Gully Dwarves. Yall got like 3-5 other TG GW related threads. Quit being a consumer company defender.

poo poo like Kill Team 8th brought lots of us back. You dipshits trying to excuse every single flaw in GW to a degree Sean Hannity would not even do for the Orange Baby wasn't. poo poo, we were proven right as more overall fair prices, game styles, levels of accessibility, and more active community engagement has brought GW back in a big loving way even if they should have done this 10 years ago.

Lol could you be more of a frustrated angry pussy

# ? Oct 26, 2018 10:56

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 07:25

Saint Drogo: Dec 26, 2011

when you think about it the elf titties are really about Trump

# ? Oct 26, 2018 11:03

ijyt: Apr 10, 2012

Corrode posted:

Lol could you be more of a frustrated angry pussy

Just a venting upset liberal

# ? Oct 26, 2018 11:06

richyp: Dec 2, 2004; Grumpy old man

Captain Rufus posted:

Yes the whole community. All 100k SA goons but a couple of us who might not happily slurp up all of Empie's cummies in a harmless thread you knobheads can't handle because maybe we see issues with any Knight Titans on the game table or when GW's rules and prices get really bad.

Or dare to maybe talk the pros and cons of other minis games we may have played. Or just shitpost for fun about skeletons and opossums and weird Space Gully Dwarves. Yall got like 3-5 other TG GW related threads. Quit being a consumer company defender.

poo poo like Kill Team 8th brought lots of us back. You dipshits trying to excuse every single flaw in GW to a degree Sean Hannity would not even do for the Orange Baby wasn't. poo poo, we were proven right as more overall fair prices, game styles, levels of accessibility, and more active community engagement has brought GW back in a big loving way even if they should have done this 10 years ago.

# ? Oct 26, 2018 11:12

Living Image: Apr 24, 2010; HORSE'S ASS

ijyt posted:

Just a venting upset liberal

tbh the combination of wild aggression and cringing defensiveness makes me wonder when he'll declare his support for tommy robinson

# ? Oct 26, 2018 11:14

fatherboxx: Mar 25, 2013

i like the titty anime game it lets me play as serbian space mafia with gamer abortion kill squads

# ? Oct 26, 2018 11:25

Endman: May 18, 2010; That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even anime may die

More like Mad Thread 2019

# ? Oct 26, 2018 11:26

long-ass nips Diane: Dec 13, 2010; Breathe.

Captain Rufus posted:

Yes the whole community. All 100k SA goons but a couple of us who might not happily slurp up all of Empie's cummies in a harmless thread you knobheads can't handle because maybe we see issues with any Knight Titans on the game table or when GW's rules and prices get really bad.

Or dare to maybe talk the pros and cons of other minis games we may have played. Or just shitpost for fun about skeletons and opossums and weird Space Gully Dwarves. Yall got like 3-5 other TG GW related threads. Quit being a consumer company defender.

poo poo like Kill Team 8th brought lots of us back. You dipshits trying to excuse every single flaw in GW to a degree Sean Hannity would not even do for the Orange Baby wasn't. poo poo, we were proven right as more overall fair prices, game styles, levels of accessibility, and more active community engagement has brought GW back in a big loving way even if they should have done this 10 years ago.

Stick to comic book battle reports

# ? Oct 26, 2018 11:46

Runa: Feb 13, 2011

Now that GW is good, this is as good a place as any to complain about anime titty minis.

# ? Oct 26, 2018 11:50

Two Beans: Nov 27, 2003; dabbin' on em; Pillbug

Lost Sons Obliterators

# ? Oct 26, 2018 12:29

Chill la Chill: Jul 2, 2007; Don't lose your gay

Captain Rufus posted:

Yes the whole community. All 100k SA goons but a couple of us who might not happily slurp up all of Empie's cummies in a harmless thread you knobheads can't handle because maybe we see issues with any Knight Titans on the game table or when GW's rules and prices get really bad.

Or dare to maybe talk the pros and cons of other minis games we may have played. Or just shitpost for fun about skeletons and opossums and weird Space Gully Dwarves. Yall got like 3-5 other TG GW related threads. Quit being a consumer company defender.

poo poo like Kill Team 8th brought lots of us back. You dipshits trying to excuse every single flaw in GW to a degree Sean Hannity would not even do for the Orange Baby wasn't. poo poo, we were proven right as more overall fair prices, game styles, levels of accessibility, and more active community engagement has brought GW back in a big loving way even if they should have done this 10 years ago.

Neighborhood opossum came to visit last night. It's a good omen

# ? Oct 26, 2018 12:31

Moola: Aug 16, 2006

Saint Drogo posted:

when you think about it the elf titties are really about Trump

Actually it's about ethics in miniature game journalism

# ? Oct 26, 2018 12:44

LaSquida: Nov 1, 2012; Just keep on walkin'.

PrinnySquadron posted:

Yeah, a few models really drag it down, which is a shame and its gotten better about that stuff.

At least Nekima got a better model.

It really has, but it's still [i]there[/]. I really wish they had killed off Shamus instead of Nicodem; going into 3e would've been a good place to make a clean break.

I am very happy that Nekima got a new model, and especially one that's so much better than the bizarre bikini model.

But stuff like the bunny Viktorias was this year, and as much as I love the Vik of Ashes bunnysuit, Vik of Blood continues to be...not great.

# ? Oct 26, 2018 12:46

PrinnySquadron: Dec 8, 2009

LeSquide posted:

It really has, but it's still [i]there[/]. I really wish they had killed off Shamus instead of Nicodem; going into 3e would've been a good place to make a clean break.

I am very happy that Nekima got a new model, and especially one that's so much better than the bizarre bikini model.

But stuff like the bunny Viktorias was this year, and as much as I love the Vik of Ashes bunnysuit, Vik of Blood continues to be...not great.

Oh yeah, I forgot about the special edition Viks: it was overshadowed by Gremlin Bob Ross.

The OTher Side looks to be better at least and Malifauxs getting there: it felt like they were almost going to off Shamus in one of the other books then backed off.

# ? Oct 26, 2018 12:57

Ayn Marx: Dec 21, 2012

Best thread in the subforum indeed
Lmao

# ? Oct 26, 2018 13:28

LaSquida: Nov 1, 2012; Just keep on walkin'.

Gremlin Bob Ross is Good.

# ? Oct 26, 2018 13:35

Moola: Aug 16, 2006

Wrong thread

# ? Oct 26, 2018 13:38

grassy gnoll: Aug 27, 2006; The pawsting business is tough work.

tallkidwithglasses posted:

Do you really see no difference in the poses between those guys and these?

Yes, one is a set of poorly sculpted titty minis produced for puerile satisfaction of fatbeards, and the other is a Corvus Belli product.

# ? Oct 26, 2018 13:38

grassy gnoll: Aug 27, 2006; The pawsting business is tough work.

Clawtopsy posted:

i really feel if you want to troll with slaanesh you should really go with the last generation of metal daemonettes, not the current fiends

e: which were on sale in 2016 lol

"PERVEY" PERRY PRODUCES PORN AND SELLS IT TO YOUR CHILDREN; SCULPTOR WILDLY WORKS ONE-HANDED

# ? Oct 26, 2018 13:40

Irate Tree: Mar 12, 2011; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

quote:

The last 15 pages of angsty shitposting.

# ? Oct 26, 2018 14:34

Beerdeer: Apr 25, 2006; Frank Herbert's Dude

Moola posted:

The age old question, do space marines gently caress?

The female ones do

# ? Oct 26, 2018 14:41

Chiwie: Oct 21, 2010; DROP YOUR COAT AND GRAB YOUR TOES, I'LL SHOW YOU WHERE THE WILD GOOSE GOES!!!!

Captain Rufus posted:

Yes the whole community. All 100k SA goons but a couple of us who might not happily slurp up all of Empie's cummies in a harmless thread you knobheads can't handle because maybe we see issues with any Knight Titans on the game table or when GW's rules and prices get really bad.

Or dare to maybe talk the pros and cons of other minis games we may have played. Or just shitpost for fun about skeletons and opossums and weird Space Gully Dwarves. Yall got like 3-5 other TG GW related threads. Quit being a consumer company defender.

poo poo like Kill Team 8th brought lots of us back. You dipshits trying to excuse every single flaw in GW to a degree Sean Hannity would not even do for the Orange Baby wasn't. poo poo, we were proven right as more overall fair prices, game styles, levels of accessibility, and more active community engagement has brought GW back in a big loving way even if they should have done this 10 years ago.

cool.

# ? Oct 26, 2018 14:47

Pendent: Nov 16, 2011; The bonds of blood transcend all others.
But no blood runs stronger than that of Sanguinius; Grimey Drawer

Captain Rufus posted:

Yes the whole community. All 100k SA goons but a couple of us who might not happily slurp up all of Empie's cummies in a harmless thread you knobheads can't handle because maybe we see issues with any Knight Titans on the game table or when GW's rules and prices get really bad.

Or dare to maybe talk the pros and cons of other minis games we may have played. Or just shitpost for fun about skeletons and opossums and weird Space Gully Dwarves. Yall got like 3-5 other TG GW related threads. Quit being a consumer company defender.

poo poo like Kill Team 8th brought lots of us back. You dipshits trying to excuse every single flaw in GW to a degree Sean Hannity would not even do for the Orange Baby wasn't. poo poo, we were proven right as more overall fair prices, game styles, levels of accessibility, and more active community engagement has brought GW back in a big loving way even if they should have done this 10 years ago.

# ? Oct 26, 2018 14:50

long-ass nips Diane: Dec 13, 2010; Breathe.

Can you imagine if there were still 100k people posting here

# ? Oct 26, 2018 14:51

Pendent: Nov 16, 2011; The bonds of blood transcend all others.
But no blood runs stronger than that of Sanguinius; Grimey Drawer

long-rear end nips Diane posted:

Can you imagine if there were still 100k people posting here

The site would probably still be dying due to lowtax being really bad at managing it

# ? Oct 26, 2018 14:52

tallkidwithglasses: Feb 7, 2006

Mugaaz posted:

Why are people ok with the new Slaanesh demon?

Ok, I'll fully admit that this is definitely not a cheesecake model. That out of the way, on some level it is even *more* bizarre and weird. What is the point of this poo poo? This model would fit right in with KDM. Sure, there are lore reasons and story behind models like this, but in order to reap this small narrative benefit they have to pay the enormous cost of alienating all normal people. Doesn't seem worth it to me from any lore, gameplay, or business perspective. I thought maybe Slaanesh would come back as something other than bobs and vagene, but nope. Brand new plastic, same old cringe. I would find this just as disturbing to play against as infinity cheesecake models.

Clawtopsy posted:

i really feel if you want to troll with slaanesh you should really go with the last generation of metal daemonettes, not the current fiends

e: which were on sale in 2016 lol

Captain Rufus posted:

Yes the whole community. All 100k SA goons but a couple of us who might not happily slurp up all of Empie's cummies in a harmless thread you knobheads can't handle because maybe we see issues with any Knight Titans on the game table or when GW's rules and prices get really bad.

Or dare to maybe talk the pros and cons of other minis games we may have played. Or just shitpost for fun about skeletons and opossums and weird Space Gully Dwarves. Yall got like 3-5 other TG GW related threads. Quit being a consumer company defender.

poo poo like Kill Team 8th brought lots of us back. You dipshits trying to excuse every single flaw in GW to a degree Sean Hannity would not even do for the Orange Baby wasn't. poo poo, we were proven right as more overall fair prices, game styles, levels of accessibility, and more active community engagement has brought GW back in a big loving way even if they should have done this 10 years ago.

grassy gnoll posted:

Yes, one is a set of poorly sculpted titty minis produced for puerile satisfaction of fatbeards, and the other is a Corvus Belli product.

waaaaaah im being cyberbullied for jerking it to anime figurines waaaaaah :qq:

Come on you babies, suck it up and be like that white noise poster who�s really proud of his 4 color titty gundam.

# ? Oct 26, 2018 14:55

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes

what have i done

# ? Oct 26, 2018 15:03

Chill la Chill: Jul 2, 2007; Don't lose your gay

LeSquide posted:

Gremlin Bob Ross is Good.

Would watch a twitch of someone painting this

# ? Oct 26, 2018 15:03

panascope: Mar 26, 2005

grassy gnoll posted:

"PERVEY" PERRY PRODUCES PORN AND SELLS IT TO YOUR CHILDREN; SCULPTOR WILDLY WORKS ONE-HANDED

Hahaha

# ? Oct 26, 2018 15:05

tallkidwithglasses: Feb 7, 2006

Cat Face Joe posted:

what have i done

This thread has legitimately produced some of the funniest posts on the forums in years, I thank you for opening it.

# ? Oct 26, 2018 15:07

Broken Record Talk: Jul 28, 2009; A three-hundred thousand degree baptism by nuclear fire;
we had it coming.

Cat Face Joe posted:

what have i done

Centralized most of the creepy tiddy mini fans into one thread, for the convenience and amusement of the rest of TG.

Doing god's work, in other words. Thank you for your service :911:

# ? Oct 26, 2018 15:27

tallkidwithglasses: Feb 7, 2006

Cat Face Joe please enshrine the following posts in the OP so future readers won�t have to skip around to find their favorites.

Captain Rufus posted:

Yes the whole community. All 100k SA goons but a couple of us who might not happily slurp up all of Empie's cummies in a harmless thread you knobheads can't handle because maybe we see issues with any Knight Titans on the game table or when GW's rules and prices get really bad.

Or dare to maybe talk the pros and cons of other minis games we may have played. Or just shitpost for fun about skeletons and opossums and weird Space Gully Dwarves. Yall got like 3-5 other TG GW related threads. Quit being a consumer company defender.

poo poo like Kill Team 8th brought lots of us back. You dipshits trying to excuse every single flaw in GW to a degree Sean Hannity would not even do for the Orange Baby wasn't. poo poo, we were proven right as more overall fair prices, game styles, levels of accessibility, and more active community engagement has brought GW back in a big loving way even if they should have done this 10 years ago.

Ilor posted:

Whoa. Look at the distribution of adipose tissue above the waist - the "love handles" if you will. That is...not female. That is very clearly a man's torso that has had boobies...stuck? Welded? Fused onto it? Whatever, it reads as neither clearly male nor clearly female. I was not previously aware that the Daughters of Khaine were supposed to be drag queens.

Objectification arguments aside, that art is just...not good.

Mugaaz posted:

No one is defending the titty miniatures, they're not only sexist and tasteless, they are completely loving stupid and are insultingto your customer's intelligence. However, I'm not going to boycott a company just because some of their range includes those stupid titty miniatures. I don't have some political agenda I'm fighting for. My agenda is playing some good games with good models, of which Infinity is one of the only few. I don't need to follow your stupid boycott agenda. Can you kindly stop pushing it on everyone? Why is there always some justice warrior on every forum that feels an overwhelming and unending need to constantly berate other members that their love of X game is not allowed because X company produces some models that are cringe?

vkeios posted:

Around $15 USD

# ? Oct 26, 2018 15:29

Rockman Reserve: Oct 2, 2007; "Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

It's really cool how one side of this argument is like "yeah titty miniatures suck but they're optional and the base game is neat" and then the other side is one moron with a bunch of titty miniatures mysteriously bookmarked and no posts about anything but Warhammer in literally months claiming that anyone who likes any games that have questionable models is jackin' it constantly to them.

And then there's Mugaaz who is arguing just some of the dumbest nonsense I've ever seen.

Like, I wouldn't ever want to play a game with someone that fielded a bunch of nipply monstrosities at the table, but holy poo poo I would never want to play with someone half as big of an rear end in a top hat as tallkidwithglasses either.

# ? Oct 26, 2018 15:34

tallkidwithglasses: Feb 7, 2006

food court bailiff posted:

It's really cool how one side of this argument is like "yeah titty miniatures suck but they're optional and the base game is neat" and then the other side is one moron with a bunch of titty miniatures mysteriously bookmarked and no posts about anything but Warhammer in literally months claiming that anyone who likes any games that have questionable models is jackin' it constantly to them.

And then there's Mugaaz who is arguing just some of the dumbest nonsense I've ever seen.

Like, I wouldn't ever want to play a game with someone that fielded a bunch of nipply monstrosities at the table, but holy poo poo I would never want to play with someone half as big of an rear end in a top hat as tallkidwithglasses either.

Infinity has a special line of extra sexy miniatures to jerk off to.

# ? Oct 26, 2018 15:35

Rockman Reserve: Oct 2, 2007; "Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

tallkidwithglasses posted:

Infinity has a special line of extra sexy miniatures to jerk off to.

Oh, word? Any chance you could post several pages of them? I don't think people were aware.

# ? Oct 26, 2018 15:36

tallkidwithglasses: Feb 7, 2006

food court bailiff posted:

Oh, word? Any chance you could post several pages of them? I don't think people were aware.

It�s funny because there�s people in this thread who love them and want to marry them.

# ? Oct 26, 2018 15:37

Rockman Reserve: Oct 2, 2007; "Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

I'm pretty sure that's only Mugaaz, everyone else is side-eyeing them at best. I literally don't know who you're arguing against because there isn't a squad of people in here masturbating to tiny pewter ladies like you seem to think there is.

# ? Oct 26, 2018 15:39

tallkidwithglasses: Feb 7, 2006

food court bailiff posted:

I'm pretty sure that's only Mugaaz, everyone else is side-eyeing them at best. I literally don't know who you're arguing against because there isn't a squad of people in here masturbating to tiny pewter ladies like you seem to think there is.

Captain Rufus has definitely jerked it to an anime figurine.

# ? Oct 26, 2018 15:41

Moola: Aug 16, 2006

poo poo, who hasn't?

# ? Oct 26, 2018 15:44

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 07:25

Chill la Chill: Jul 2, 2007; Don't lose your gay

food court bailiff posted:

It's really cool how one side of this argument is like "yeah titty miniatures suck but they're optional and the base game is neat" and then the other side is one moron with a bunch of titty miniatures mysteriously bookmarked and no posts about anything but Warhammer in literally months claiming that anyone who likes any games that have questionable models is jackin' it constantly to them.

And then there's Mugaaz who is arguing just some of the dumbest nonsense I've ever seen.

Like, I wouldn't ever want to play a game with someone that fielded a bunch of nipply monstrosities at the table, but holy poo poo I would never want to play with someone half as big of an rear end in a top hat as tallkidwithglasses either.

Wanna play some x wangs?

# ? Oct 26, 2018 15:46

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