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echopapa
Jun 2, 2005

El Presidente smiles upon this thread.
Saipan had more warning for this one than they did for Soudelor, which tore them up in 2015. But if this is the death knell for the money laundering project that’s been powering the whole Commonwealth for a few years, then they are extremely screwed indeed.

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algebra testes
Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy
Im on bush circuit and only one client turned up also not my client with a trial today lmao I love this job.

Ratatozsk
Mar 6, 2007

Had we turned left instead, we may have encountered something like this...
Late to the party, but folks badmouthing Netflix should check out The Night Comes for Us. Has lots of cast members of The Raid and it’s basically the same movie of obscene violence with some beautifully shot set pieces in between.

Abugadu
Jul 12, 2004

1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.
Guam only got winged again, so we're fine. Tinian got the worst of it, with Saipan immediately nearby getting p wrecked as well. The early pics out of there look bad, but not horrific.

Nice piece of fish
Jan 29, 2008

Ultra Carp

mastershakeman posted:

That announcement is insane. Aren't they doing a tolkien production too?

What we really need are Malazan adaptations and see if people react to the chain of dogs like the red wedding, let alone the stuff later on that's way rougher

Meanwhile my favorite fantasy author (Sanderson) is plodding along on his magnum opus that he won't finish for another decade

Seeing as Malazan is my favourite series of fantasy books bar none I agree, though I also kind of think that


Tokelau All Star posted:

I love Malazan but I gotta feel like its unadaptable. The most TV friendly way would probably just be just starting at Book 5/6 and follow the Bonehunters and Letheras/Edur to Book 7, but even that would be five seasons and a thousand characters while still leaving out like 85% of the saga.

yeah, how the hell would they do that without butchering the entire thing? Honestly, there's just so much and really none of it can be cut. Well, maybe most of book 8. But other than that. Also anything Ian C. Esslemont has ever written.


blarzgh posted:

Audible had a 2 for 1 sale which netted me the Anniversary Edition of "Elantris" which I enjoyed, and during the foreward his author friend described doing classes and workshops with him for years and years, and how one teacher asked him, "Ok, so you have this magic princess who's traveling to this forbidden kingdom but what is happening? What is this story about?" and Sanderson was like, "Its about this magic princess who's traveling to this forbidden kingdom why can't that just be what its about??"

Sanderson is loving crazy but in the best goddamned way. The only criticism I feel I can validly make on him is that his very last book in the Stormlight series was a bit high in scope and low in actual content (it dragged on and nothing really happened) but I guess that's the curse of a middle book in a fairly tightly guided pentalogy. With regards to his massive productivity he may be one of the truly greats though.

Anyway, going on a trip to Sweden today to learn more legal stuff. There's a ski resort thing and a supreme court judge is going to give us lawyering lessons. Should be good, and if it isn't there's a bar.

Pook Good Mook
Aug 6, 2013


ENFORCE THE UNITED STATES DRESS CODE AT ALL COSTS!

This message paid for by the Men's Wearhouse& Jos A Bank Lobbying Group
Story:

Out of state lawyer comes into state for some reason (I think a conference). Gets pulled over in my county for texting while driving. Flies back out and proceeds to file notices and motions attempting to gum up the entire process, but notes in his notices that he has no intention of coming back to the state because it's not "economically feasible." Tries every procedural trick he can to get this traffic ticket thrown out, which the office intern/law student (who handles half of the simple misdemeanors and tickets) dutifully responds to.

Guy gets a "discovery order" (which in simple misdemeanor land only obligates us to provide the reports and any other evidence we intend to present). We put the dash-cam video on file in our office for him to request, but he has to pay $8 for it for printing and shipping out of state, which he doesn't pay. He never gets a lawyer and never comes back, defaults on the ticket, and is now appealing because we: A) violated Brady and B) violated the discovery order.

Regarding Brady, he just keeps asserting it's exculpatory, it isn't. It lines up with the trooper's report, that he claims he was accessing GPS, the trooper sees an e-mail app open on the phone, guy audibly protests. The guy has a factual dispute, necessitating trial. Regarding the order, we did disclose all discovery as required by law, and no order can obligate us to turn over something that legally we aren't obligated to. And in any event, the video was available, he never made moves to retrieve it or hire his own in-state attorney.

This is pointed out in the Appeal Resistance by our intern. The out-of state lawyer is now threatening to go to our state board of examiners and make sure these "factual inaccuracies" are made part of the intern's bar application. This dude, who has a VERY expensive office location in an East Coast city, has spent at least 10 hours on a $60 ticket, including conversations with me, another attorney, letters to the elected county attorney, and a formal complaint against the state trooper (which was summarily rejected). gently caress this profession some days.

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

Pook Good Mook posted:

This is pointed out in the Appeal Resistance by our intern. The out-of state lawyer is now threatening to go to our state board of examiners and make sure these "factual inaccuracies" are made part of the intern's bar application. This dude, who has a VERY expensive office location in an East Coast city, has spent at least 10 hours on a $60 ticket, including conversations with me, another attorney, letters to the elected county attorney, and a formal complaint against the state trooper (which was summarily rejected). gently caress this profession some days.

remind that rear end in a top hat that threatening sanctions for litigation advantage is unethical and then report it to the licencing board of his state

edit: or threaten to leak the entire story to above the law

evilweasel fucked around with this message at 15:15 on Oct 25, 2018

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
Sounds like he's trying to help the intern by keeping him from making a horrible career choice

Pook Good Mook
Aug 6, 2013


ENFORCE THE UNITED STATES DRESS CODE AT ALL COSTS!

This message paid for by the Men's Wearhouse& Jos A Bank Lobbying Group

evilweasel posted:

remind that rear end in a top hat that threatening sanctions for litigation advantage is unethical and then report it to the licencing board of his state

That was my position. The First Assistant County Attorney's directive at this point was for the intern to e-mail him, cc'ing the 2nd in command, and telling him that any further communication should be sent to her. I legitimately hope he pushes his luck.

eke out
Feb 24, 2013



cross-posting this brief in the russian troll farm case.

every filing these people have done has been nuts but this is even better by far

https://twitter.com/big_cases/status/1055478106960609280

echopapa
Jun 2, 2005

El Presidente smiles upon this thread.

Pook Good Mook posted:

This is pointed out in the Appeal Resistance by our intern. The out-of state lawyer is now threatening to go to our state board of examiners and make sure these "factual inaccuracies" are made part of the intern's bar application. This dude, who has a VERY expensive office location in an East Coast city, has spent at least 10 hours on a $60 ticket, including conversations with me, another attorney, letters to the elected county attorney, and a formal complaint against the state trooper (which was summarily rejected). gently caress this profession some days.

Up until you wrote “East Coast” I was convinced this story was about Avenatti.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Firm emailed me to schedule second interview. I asked again about travel reimbursement. They said they do not normally but will check.

Look Sir Droids
Jan 27, 2015

The tracks go off in this direction.
I got hit up by a recruiter this week who gave salary info upfront. Same job title I have now. 14% raise with chance to bonus on top of that. This is also in-house so I don’t see how a bonus is in play? But whatever. Also Day 1 benefits, no 90 day wait.

How bad is it to leave one in-house for another in-house after only six months?

Meatbag Esq.
May 3, 2006

Hmm which internet meme should go here again?
Lots of in house firms have a bonus structure that mostly depends on how well the company is doing and secondarily based on performance.

Look Sir Droids
Jan 27, 2015

The tracks go off in this direction.

Meatbag Esq. posted:

Lots of in house firms have a bonus structure that mostly depends on how well the company is doing and secondarily based on performance.

Huh.

gvibes
Jan 18, 2010

Leading us to the promised land (i.e., one tournament win in five years)

Meatbag Esq. posted:

Lots of in house firms have a bonus structure that mostly depends on how well the company is doing and secondarily based on performance.
Yeah, just like any corporate job, basically.

Look Sir Droids
Jan 27, 2015

The tracks go off in this direction.
Lol Im underpaid!

SlyFrog
May 16, 2007

What? One name? Who are you, Seal?

Yes, and those bonuses can often be material, especially if you’re getting options and things like that.

I’ve seen in-house bonuses of 25%+ (in one case more than 50%) of salary (and that’s for stuff below GC, where the bonuses start getting close to C suite levels).

Meatbag Esq.
May 3, 2006

Hmm which internet meme should go here again?
In unrelated in house news, I spent today teaching a beginner’s thriller to the rest of the group here in preparation for our ultra competitive Halloween contest.

I’m also underpaid... though the above isn’t why.

Roger_Mudd
Jul 18, 2003

Buglord
You dumb ignorant millennials. You think there would be a Marvel Universe if it weren’t for Return of the Jedi?

The prequels were trash but a broken clock is right twice a day.

:colbert::colbert::colbert:

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
Jedi is a total mess but it's entirely worth it for the throne room and Ian mcdiarmids sneering delivery of So be it...Jedi

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!
I recognize ESB as a superior movie but ROTJ has always been my favorite. Jabba’s palace, green lightsaber, the Sarlacc pit fight, the speeders on Endor, It’s a Trap, the throne room. It’s all the best of Star Wars in a single flick.

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!
Star Wars also inspired one of the best spoofs in cinema history.

Tokelau All Star
Feb 23, 2008

THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

Phil Moscowitz posted:

Star Wars also inspired one of the best spoofs in cinema history.

https://youtu.be/ccfbw2RJ3ow ?

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

https://youtu.be/arSvw1EVTGQ

Look Sir Droids
Jan 27, 2015

The tracks go off in this direction.

mastershakeman posted:

Jedi is a total mess but it's entirely worth it for the throne room and Ian mcdiarmids sneering delivery of So be it...Jedi

It’s not really much of a mess.

It also has the best lightsaber duel of the series.

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Phil Moscowitz posted:

I recognize ESB as a superior movie but ROTJ has always been my favorite. Jabba’s palace, green lightsaber, the Sarlacc pit fight, the speeders on Endor, It’s a Trap, the throne room. It’s all the best of Star Wars in a single flick.

My hot take: ANH is actually the best Star Wars movie. ROTJ is fun and ESB has some great drama but at the end of the day, the first movie had inspired cinematography and told a classic story. You could end Star Wars with that movie and it would still be great. It's almost miraculously good given the circumstances surrounding its filming.

Look Sir Droids
Jan 27, 2015

The tracks go off in this direction.
Hot Take: the best James Bond movie is On Her Majesty’s Secret Service despite the bad James Bond. It’s the only one they effectively re-made (Casino Royale).

For Your Eyes Only and The Living Daylights are underrated.

Yuns
Aug 19, 2000

There is an idea of a Yuns, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there.

SlyFrog posted:

Yes, and those bonuses can often be material, especially if you’re getting options and things like that.

I’ve seen in-house bonuses of 25%+ (in one case more than 50%) of salary (and that’s for stuff below GC, where the bonuses start getting close to C suite levels).
When I was in house in the financial industry, my bonus was more than 100% of my base. Before I made the jump back to a law firm it had risen to 150%. That's in a senior in house role.

sullat
Jan 9, 2012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EDiQXhYIKY

Lote
Aug 5, 2001

Place your bets

Look Sir Droids posted:

Hot Take: the best James Bond movie is On Her Majesty’s Secret Service despite the bad James Bond. It’s the only one they effectively re-made (Casino Royale).

For Your Eyes Only and The Living Daylights are underrated.

Best James Bond concept is Goldeneye because of the N64 Game.

Favorite James Bond film is Diamonds are Forever because it has the “Baja!” Line and it manages to make Circus Circus into a glitzy casino.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer
GoldenEye is the best Bond film, followed by Goldfinger, Casino Royale, From Russia With Love, and in no particular order On Her Majesty's secret service, License to Kill, Thunderball, and The Man with the Golden Gun I'm something of an expert

Hoshi
Jan 20, 2013

:wrongcity:
No the best one is definitely skyfall………

TheMadMilkman
Dec 10, 2007

Look Sir Droids posted:

It’s not really much of a mess.

It also has the best lightsaber duel of the series.

The Ewoks are dumb. The idea of a technologically inferior group beating he stormtroopers is fine, but the Ewoks are too inferior for it to be believable.

The original celebration scene was better, though, despite what nerds say. Even with the emporer dead the power structure of the empire wouldn’t collapse instantaneously. Therefore a local celebration would be the appropriate thing to show. Coruscant wouldn’t be celebrating. It would be ground zero for an immediate power struggle.

Also, Luke standing half in light and half in shadow while Vader figures out who Leia is, with the resultant beat down by Luke, is among my favorite movie scenes ever.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHNB8IHfHdU

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene
At Equal justice works staying in an attorney's baller mansion wondering why everyone on here is always so taciturn about the legal field :sad:

nm
Jan 28, 2008

"I saw Minos the Space Judge holding a golden sceptre and passing sentence upon the Martians. There he presided, and around him the noble Space Prosecutors sought the firm justice of space law."
Mansions get drafty.

Nice piece of fish
Jan 29, 2008

Ultra Carp
I honestly am unsure because I'm in a luxury swedish ski resort in a suite the size of my apartment getting fed gourmet food on my company's dime, because it's a "conference" where we get "education". Bunch of supreme court judges making jokes for five hours and then it's drinks! The resort bar has a massive fireplace and a whisky wall.

I mean it's still not worth it but I'll be damned if I'm not gonna enjoy it.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Kawasaki Nun posted:

At Equal justice works staying in an attorney's baller mansion wondering why everyone on here is always so taciturn about the legal field :sad:

A friend of mine worked in the career office of my school 10 years ago and is helping me touch up my resume a bit. We were talking on the phone this morning about starting state wages, and they’ve dropped about $10k/year from what they were then, and there’s nothing but downward pressure on those already depressed wages.

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joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

TheMadMilkman posted:

The Ewoks are dumb. The idea of a technologically inferior group beating he stormtroopers is fine, but the Ewoks are too inferior for it to be believable.

The original celebration scene was better, though, despite what nerds say. Even with the emporer dead the power structure of the empire wouldn’t collapse instantaneously. Therefore a local celebration would be the appropriate thing to show. Coruscant wouldn’t be celebrating. It would be ground zero for an immediate power struggle.

Also, Luke standing half in light and half in shadow while Vader figures out who Leia is, with the resultant beat down by Luke, is among my favorite movie scenes ever.

Ewoks are the JarJars of the original trilogy. As with the evil JarJar fantasy, I'd love to see evil Ewoks wrecking both the empire and the rebellion. They could have done a tie-in with Gremlins!

And yes, the special editions are all abominations.

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