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Something Awful Forums > Video Games > Devil May Cry 5: You have to admire his hustle
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# ? Oct 23, 2018 23:59 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 23:32 |
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It was about time to move on to a new heartthrob
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# ? Oct 24, 2018 00:16 |
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Coughing Hobo posted:sorry to interrupt but I found this forward-facing render of dante and he's gorgeous IRL Dante is also pretty hot. Thank you DMC5 for introducing me to Adam Cowie Relatedly, IRL Nero, Nico, Lady, Trish, and V. sharrrk posted:some important new information has come to light:
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# ? Oct 24, 2018 00:20 |
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I like to imagine Nero's side of the business is successful because when people meet him, they see some punk rocker dude, whereas when they see Dante, they see some loving weirdo who walks around in leather and tacky red leather jackets. Like, why does this rear end in a top hat have so many red leather jackets? Is he a cosplayer?
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# ? Oct 25, 2018 13:53 |
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Nero is probably grounded enough to ask for financially sustainable rates.I don’t know if Dante even needs food. Maybe he eats as a hobby
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# ? Oct 25, 2018 14:11 |
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^ I'd like to see Dante go to a Cosplay event and come 3rd in a Dante lookalike contest.
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# ? Oct 25, 2018 14:12 |
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Nero was raised in a church and is in a relationship with a woman who was sister of a man who basically ran an entirely military wing of said church, on top of being a beloved public figure herself. He also has a known technical mind and has many skills that could make money on the side if necessary. Dante was raised by a demon and an Umbral Witch. He knows how to hit things and maybe what S&M is.
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# ? Oct 25, 2018 14:18 |
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All that tells me is that Kyrie is the real money maker in the relationship and both Nero and Dante should be hobos.
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# ? Oct 25, 2018 14:22 |
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Nero's just bumming off his friend Nico, we all know who really makes the big bucks here
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# ? Oct 25, 2018 14:33 |
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CharlestonJew posted:Dante gets paid poo poo but the pizza place is besieged by demons 24/7 so he gets a lot of freebies from them God, I can't stop imagining a pizza place with demons just kind of hanging around outside on the sidewalk, or rummaging through the dumpsters, or snarling at employees on break. Complete with the drivers muttering in annoyance as they sidestep scythe swings running back inside to pick up another delivery. The poor confused new hire is worried and wondering what the hell is going on, but one of the old hands reassures him. "It's cool, it's cool.... the boss knows a guy. Works real cheap."
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# ? Oct 25, 2018 19:43 |
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Flytrap posted:Dante was raised by a demon and an Umbral Witch. He knows how to hit things and maybe what S&M is. I don't know if it's irrational or not but I really hate this and am glad it's not in any of the actual DMC games. It hits the same things as dmc s dante being angel&demon. I really prefer that the reason Dante , Virgil and Nero are actually awesome is that they are half just regular human instead of all super special. It also makes the Dante "picking" human and Vergil demon actually have a point.
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# ? Oct 26, 2018 07:35 |
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Dante was raised by really nice, retired succubi who taught him how to accessorize and flaunt his looks. They would tease the hell out of him constantly and he'd always shy away, making the game fun to the demon ladies and making sure Dante never knew how to start a relationship.
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# ? Oct 26, 2018 07:48 |
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Video game protagonists becoming fathers as a thinly veiled reflection of developers getting old and having kids is a garbage trend and I'm glad Dante is incapable of progressing a relationship to the point where that might feasibly happen. Crazy uncle is the only possible role Dante was ever meant to fill.
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# ? Oct 26, 2018 10:32 |
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TriffTshngo posted:Video game protagonists becoming fathers as a thinly veiled reflection of developers getting old and having kids is a garbage trend and I'm glad Dante is incapable of progressing a relationship to the point where that might feasibly happen. Crazy uncle is the only possible role Dante was ever meant to fill. inb4 V is actually Dante's and Lady's son....somehow.
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# ? Oct 26, 2018 11:46 |
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Dante already has a daughter and he's the only parental figure Nero's had in his life, he is as much a dad as he can be without having a sired a child of his own.
Captain Baal fucked around with this message at 11:56 on Oct 26, 2018 |
# ? Oct 26, 2018 11:50 |
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Dante is strictly deadbeat stepdad material.
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# ? Oct 26, 2018 12:28 |
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TriffTshngo posted:Video game protagonists becoming fathers as a thinly veiled reflection of developers getting old and having kids is a garbage trend and I'm glad Dante is incapable of progressing a relationship to the point where that might feasibly happen. Crazy uncle is the only possible role Dante was ever meant to fill. It's also a reflection of the people playing them getting old, gotta pass on the torch eventually. Dante is very much the cool Uncle that always comes to family gatherings that still hasn't settled down even though he's in his 40s.
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# ? Oct 26, 2018 12:58 |
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Dante was raised by a pizza
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# ? Oct 26, 2018 13:02 |
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gently caress was kinda busy the last few weeks. Just saw Dante's weapons. Holy poo poo this game is gonna be fun. Extra points for Dante doing Jojo poses.
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# ? Oct 26, 2018 19:47 |
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Dante’s mom being an Umbral Witch is fine because Umbral Witch is a job or character class, it’s not her species. Dante is still half human, it just explains why Sparda would have ever noticed or cared about her in the first place.
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# ? Oct 26, 2018 22:43 |
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Bust Rodd posted:Dante’s mom being an Umbral Witch is fine because Umbral Witch is a job or character class, it’s not her species. Dante is still half human, it just explains why Sparda would have ever noticed or cared about her in the first place. I was about to ask if I missed something in Bayonetta lol. TriffTshngo posted:Video game protagonists becoming fathers as a thinly veiled reflection of developers getting old and having kids is a garbage trend and I'm glad Dante is incapable of progressing a relationship to the point where that might feasibly happen. Crazy uncle is the only possible role Dante was ever meant to fill. I still remember when every series worked like Street Fighter does so I don't mind it like how are they not caught up to 3 still it's been years. Jack Trades posted:inb4 V is actually Dante's and Lady's son....somehow. He's from the future ,come on that's video games 101 Captain Baal posted:Dante already has a daughter and he's the only parental figure Nero's had in his life, he is as much a dad as he can be without having a sired a child of his own. Wait who is the daughter in this scenario? Trish comes off as older sister and he tried to kiss Lady so that'd be weird. SirKibbles fucked around with this message at 03:09 on Oct 27, 2018 |
# ? Oct 27, 2018 03:04 |
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SirKibbles posted:Wait who is the daughter in this scenario? Trish comes off as older sister and he tried to kiss Lady so that'd be weird. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCT6OlbEzeA
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# ? Oct 27, 2018 04:37 |
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CharlestonJew posted:Dante was raised by a pizza
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# ? Oct 27, 2018 05:02 |
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I forgot about her it's been ages since I've seen the anime...that's for the best if memory serves. Except for this I want it in DMC 5 as DLC so bad Future in my hands
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# ? Oct 27, 2018 06:09 |
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SirKibbles posted:I forgot about her it's been ages since I've seen the anime...that's for the best if memory serves. Except for this I want it in DMC 5 as DLC so bad gently caress. It's been literal ages since I've heard that song. It's v good.
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# ? Oct 27, 2018 06:16 |
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There's a lot of really good music in the DMC anime, in general. I've been rewatching and it's honestly pretty alright if you're cool with seeing Dante in his day to day rather than cool demon killing Dante. So far the Trish & Lady and Dante gets stalked by a dude trying to hit on this waitress are the highlights. Also Patty's pretty fun too.
Captain Baal fucked around with this message at 06:35 on Oct 27, 2018 |
# ? Oct 27, 2018 06:33 |
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i also like the dmc anime for those reasons
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# ? Oct 27, 2018 06:51 |
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the dmc anime is the missing link between kamiya dante and itsuno dante
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# ? Oct 27, 2018 06:52 |
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Dante will never conceive a child but will eventually run a Kiryu style orphanage in Hell.
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# ? Oct 27, 2018 08:18 |
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Is hell just the demon realm or is it also where you go when you die? All those in-game currencies are weak dead people right?
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# ? Oct 27, 2018 22:42 |
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Billzasilver posted:Is hell just the demon realm or is it also where you go when you die? All those in-game currencies are weak dead people right? IIRC demon blood crystallizes when a demon that holds a really big grudge or hatred against someone dies, which is why you get more red orbs for killing demons at higher style ranks, they're pissed at you for styling on them so effortlessly edit: I may have this confused for something from Okami but I feel like DMC has the same thing in its lore
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# ? Oct 27, 2018 23:27 |
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So DMC4 is still a broken mess on PC right?
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# ? Oct 30, 2018 03:06 |
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SirKibbles posted:So DMC4 is still a broken mess on PC right? It never was. It was generally regarded as a great port back when it came out.
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# ? Oct 30, 2018 03:11 |
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I don't think DMC4 was ever a broken mess on PC edit: gently caress
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# ? Oct 30, 2018 03:11 |
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special edition doesn't run on toasters like regular DMC4 does because of the gross new visual filters they put on everything but it's fine otherwise
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# ? Oct 30, 2018 03:49 |
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SirKibbles posted:So DMC4 is still a broken mess on PC right? You are probably thinking of 3. They re-ported it as part of the HD Collection. It's still not a good port but at least you can use a controller now, for gently caress's sakes.
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# ? Oct 30, 2018 03:55 |
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I could never get 3 to work via Steam, 4 was no issue at all though.
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# ? Oct 30, 2018 12:19 |
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The talk of the special edition of 4 being bad is just people with bad computers from 1999.
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# ? Oct 30, 2018 12:55 |
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some people play dmc4 with a keyboard
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# ? Oct 30, 2018 12:59 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 23:32 |
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I’m playing DMC 1 on the HD collection and the sound in cutscenes are a little bit ahead of what’s happening on screen for the voiced cutscenes. Has anyone made a patch to fix this yet?
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# ? Oct 30, 2018 13:33 |