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Solar Tornado posted:No rear end. No titties. Final destination This is the post that got to me. Good job
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Oct 26, 2018 13:20
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Your Computer posted:something we can all get behind It’s a real gamble because every lady is down with having her jumbles... jumbled, but it’s not guaranteed to find one who wants you rummaging around back there, term leastwise. I’m voting tits because I’m paranoid that rear end is the devil deal answer.
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Oct 26, 2018 13:59
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recursive shitpost
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Oct 26, 2018 14:04
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mysterious frankie posted:I’m voting tits because I’m paranoid that rear end is the devil deal answer. Captain Beefheart, is that you???
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Oct 26, 2018 14:20
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Listen I'm going with the one that gets me a discounts on candy, a phone call from a fireman, free karate lessons, Corvette ignition ringtone and access to the secret menu at Taco Bell
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Oct 26, 2018 14:38
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Screaming Idiot posted:Whatever column she is in, choose it Please don't skele-shame my bony wife.
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Oct 26, 2018 14:52
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I’m just playing the odds here, man. Never been with a lady who didn’t exude the glow of bliss when, in the course of intimate congress, had attention paid to her breasts. But every lady I’ve been with has reacted to the offer of rear end play like they were Paul Atreides and I was demanding they do a reverse Gom Jabbar. It ain’t worth it to have a beautiful, perfect vase around that you can t stick your sad, crooked flower in. Just like a daily reminder that god is dead or he’s living somewhere else with your new mom now. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Oct 26, 2018 14:59
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jesus fuckingm christ
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Oct 26, 2018 15:10
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Oct 26, 2018 15:12
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Fremen in the streets, Gene Besserit in the sheets
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Oct 26, 2018 15:13
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mysterious frankie posted:I’m just playing the odds here, man. Never been with a lady who didn’t exude the glow of bliss when, in the course of intimate congress, had attention paid to her breasts. But every lady I’ve been with has reacted to the offer of rear end play like they were Paul Atreides and I was demanding they do a reverse Gom Jabbar. 
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Oct 26, 2018 15:17
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bra hams you know, chest beefers?
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Oct 26, 2018 15:20
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No tits, big rear end: Elasti-Girl No rear end, big tits: Mr. Incredible 'nuff said!
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Oct 26, 2018 15:31
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Oct 26, 2018 15:34
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Thanks for this enlightening and inspiring message, DJ Fuckboy Supreme
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Oct 26, 2018 15:48
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Oct 26, 2018 15:54
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Somebody needs to get this as an avatar with the Finesparks gangtag (also there's a mini-gdq this weekend so it'd be a good time for it).
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Oct 26, 2018 15:57
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Fremen in the streets, Gene Besserit in the sheets what the gently caress dude.
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Oct 26, 2018 15:58
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Gene? Gene Besserit? It's been years.
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Oct 26, 2018 15:59
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RandomFerret posted:Listen I'm going with the one that gets me a discounts on candy, a phone call from a fireman, free karate lessons, Corvette ignition ringtone and access to the secret menu at Taco Bell THIS * IS * A * HOMEBOY!
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Oct 26, 2018 16:07
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RandomFerret posted:Listen I'm going with the one that gets me a discounts on candy, a phone call from a fireman, free karate lessons, Corvette ignition ringtone and access to the secret menu at Taco Bell 
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Oct 26, 2018 16:16
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Isn't no-tits no-rear end basically the bodypillow waifu of half the goons on this dead gay forum? 
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Oct 26, 2018 16:32
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Every lady got a rump, no two ways about it. But... Fat titties, man! They like the truffles of the lady-body community
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Oct 26, 2018 17:30
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Flat rear end, balding, beer paunch, audible "HRRNNHHHH!" when sitting or standing, longing for death, and a Home Depot Premium Access card.
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Oct 26, 2018 17:33
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Oct 26, 2018 17:39
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Thanks Mr. Wolfcastle
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Oct 26, 2018 17:49
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RareAcumen posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uints81YYMc good god i love these
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Oct 26, 2018 18:21
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Flat rear end, balding, beer paunch, audible "HRRNNHHHH!" when sitting or standing, longing for death, and a Home Depot Premium Access card. So Mac's mom? 
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Oct 26, 2018 18:29
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GoGoGadgetChris posted:Every lady got a rump, no two ways about it. I've been waiting on this, thread delivers?
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Oct 26, 2018 18:42
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zoux posted:Gene? Gene Besserit? It's been years. its BEne Gesserit, smdh
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Oct 26, 2018 18:46
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Oh word?
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Oct 26, 2018 18:53
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NatasDog posted:So Mac's mom? She's the full package 
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Oct 26, 2018 19:12
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zoux posted:Oh word? dont you fuckin sass me or you'll spend the next century in a pain amplifier!
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Oct 26, 2018 19:21
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1055568956625285120
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Oct 26, 2018 19:48
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Someone needs to introduce Trump to Grimes stat. I want to see the POTUS twitter begging for memes.
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Oct 26, 2018 19:53
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