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“Tweeting during a police stand-off” is a crime on the books now?
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Yikes. That's sad. I liked him back in the day because he was a crazy character. I didn't know he was actually crazy.
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Oct 24, 2018 20:51
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Demtor posted:Yikes. That's sad. I liked him back in the day because he was a crazy character. I didn't know he was actually crazy. You and me both. 
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Oct 24, 2018 21:35
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dude kidnapped a woman and pissed on her. He's not crazy, he's a loving rear end in a top hat.
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Oct 25, 2018 00:56
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Way way back I used to enjoy Mayhem Miller. Now I wish he and Jon Koppenhaver can never be allowed to be let out of jail.
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Oct 25, 2018 01:09
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Mekchu posted:Way way back I used to enjoy Mayhem Miller. Now I wish he and Jon Koppenhaver can never be allowed to be let out of jail. 
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Mekchu posted:Way way back I used to enjoy Mayhem Miller. Now I wish he and Jon Koppenhaver can never be allowed to be let out of jail. I think you mean 'War Machine' - there is no Jon Koppenhaver anymore, except in our memories. To my understanding Miller might be capable of becoming functional again if given proper treatment and put on a tight leash, whereas War Machine is and has always been a fundamentally terrible human being unlikely to ever produce anything but misery, suffering and funny yet depressing headlines.
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Oct 25, 2018 05:23
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Not to defend him, but I remember on his season of TUF that Koppenhaver said he had like witnessed his dad dying at a really young age. He probably has a string of mental health issues that never got sorted out that lead to him being such a destructive human.
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Oct 25, 2018 23:18
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I listened to about a minute of war machine's episode of the Joe Rogan experience before wanting to die, and in that time WM just seemed too stupid to ever be able to live a normal life. There's just a level of dumb where you are not going to be able to deal with life's problems, and having pro athlete athleticism is not great in that case because there is definitely going to be a point where you get frustrated and just throw a punching fit.
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Oct 25, 2018 23:47
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He used to run around Vegas wearing a shirt that said: "I Do Alpha Male poo poo"
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Oct 25, 2018 23:56
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coconono posted:dude kidnapped a woman and pissed on her. He's not crazy, he's a loving rear end in a top hat. That sounds crazy to me, tbh
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Oct 26, 2018 00:07
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I don't know who runs this twitter account but he does a pretty good job https://twitter.com/FullContactMTWF/status/1055558288064962560
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Oct 26, 2018 01:09
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DumbWhiteGuy posted:I don't know who runs this twitter account but he does a pretty good job I really don't want to see him fight again Just seeing him hitting pads has been sad as heck
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Oct 26, 2018 01:29
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DumbWhiteGuy posted:I don't know who runs this twitter account but he does a pretty good job jesus christ. i mean, i wasn't going to watch the fight before, but wow. i'd all the cops on that fight and i don't call the cops on anything. if i saw a guy punch a whale i'd just shrug, but chuck shouldn't get into a fist fight on tv. dang
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Oct 26, 2018 03:04
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Are his teeth out? It sounds and looks like he is struggling with an actual thing in his mouth.
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Oct 26, 2018 03:16
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Captain Log posted:Are his teeth out? It sounds and looks like he is struggling with an actual thing in his mouth. The CTE's so bad that's just how he talks now it was what Tito was beginning to refer to here before his own CTE kicked in
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Oct 26, 2018 03:24
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That is not how that fable goes mister Ortiz
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Oct 26, 2018 03:26
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Chuck always mumbled like that. Go back to TUF 1 or so. There was also that day show interview he did that made him seem really unintelligible.
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Oct 26, 2018 05:39
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Chuck's a powerful combination of CTE, Cocaine and alcohol abuse.
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Oct 26, 2018 07:03
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Captain Log posted:Are his teeth out? It sounds and looks like he is struggling with an actual thing in his mouth. That’s the mush mouth thing that goes with CTE
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Oct 26, 2018 12:48
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Mekchu posted:Chuck always mumbled like that. Go back to TUF 1 or so. There was also that day show interview he did that made him seem really unintelligible. the one where he had chugged 9 bottles of tussin just before and went robotrippin?
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Oct 26, 2018 13:17
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An entire article about how jacked+tan this steroid guy is
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Oct 26, 2018 19:02
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that dude's gonna get sat on for 3 rounds and its gonna be really funny.
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Oct 26, 2018 19:15
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coconono posted:that dude's gonna get sat on for 3 rounds and its gonna be really funny. I know a guy who wants to do it as well.
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Oct 26, 2018 19:19
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Stealth Tiger posted:I listened to about a minute of war machine's episode of the Joe Rogan experience before wanting to die, and in that time WM just seemed too stupid to ever be able to live a normal life. There's just a level of dumb where you are not going to be able to deal with life's problems, and having pro athlete athleticism is not great in that case because there is definitely going to be a point where you get frustrated and just throw a punching fit. You're not wrong. I had to go back and re-listen since now we know what we know bout this turd and 7 minutes in we already have gems like, "I'm kind of on the black edge, ya know wha' I mean? ...uh... Some people won't touch me." Immediately followed by "Bring a man from the 1930's...uh, uh... not a criminal, a regular guy, ya know? uh... lawful citizen? And let him live today, guess what he's gonna go to jail because there are so many strict laws now, everything's different." 
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Oct 26, 2018 21:25
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jon machine posted a 19 minute video of himself ranting in a car because he couldnt buy a slurpee because the guy in 7-11 wanted jon to remove his hoodie, but jon didnt wanna
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Oct 26, 2018 21:30
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Ctrl-F s t e r o... What do you mean nothing found?
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Memento posted:Ctrl-F s t e r o... What do you mean nothing found? Lol I did that exact same thing
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Oct 26, 2018 22:07
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I like how the headlines imply that the steroids made him taller
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Oct 26, 2018 22:15
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yo listen i will stop posting these when i stop laughing at them https://twitter.com/FullContactMTWF/status/1055932002224852992
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CommonShore posted:I like how the headlines imply that the steroids made him taller I like how the article implies (correctly) that cricketers are effete girly-men. Memento fucked around with this message at 22:58 on Oct 26, 2018 |
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Oct 26, 2018 22:43
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This is the content that sponsors crave: https://www.instagram.com/p/BojsHbCA5f7/
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Oct 26, 2018 22:50
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DumbWhiteGuy posted:yo listen i will stop posting these when i stop laughing at them tito will kill his own kids if he as to just to make sure he outlives them respect
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Oct 26, 2018 23:33
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kimbo305 posted:This is the content that sponsors crave: i'm gonna be sad when this dude milkshake ducks himself
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Oct 26, 2018 23:48
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Memento posted:Ctrl-F s t e r o... What do you mean nothing found? The article clearly states that his body was built with “rehab and focus in the gym,” sir.
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FishBowlRobot posted:The article clearly states that his body was built with “rehab and focus in the gym,” sir. Yeah I guess anyone can get a physique like that as long as they eat clen and tren hard.
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Oct 27, 2018 00:20
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DumbWhiteGuy posted:yo listen i will stop posting these when i stop laughing at them I still laugh all the time about the "jealous of him?" I originally posted back in Sept There's no way the actual fight is even a tenth as hilarious as the content the build to it has already generated, and I'm completely fine with it
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Oct 27, 2018 00:45
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tito is one of the few human beings that you absolutely can't parody more than the actual person. there is no writer good enough to come up with saying that he hopes he outlives his kids lmfao
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The dude that does dinosaur celebrations is in better brain health than Tito https://twitter.com/Jolassanda/status/1056014290199678976 https://twitter.com/Grabaka_Hitman/status/987555532444786689
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