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Being rude to people on purpose, not doing the normal things society expects of me, only not by accident. Instead of saying "please" and "thank you" saying things like "please" and "thank you" in the sarcastic type of voice. Why? It's funny to be rude on purpose. Ideas:
- Instead of holding open a door, masturbate in public.
- Let someone go ahead of you in line? No way. Instead, drop bricks off a bridge.
- Someone says "thank you?" Instead of "you're welcome," tell them the date of their death.
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Oct 27, 2018 00:27
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Sharing very personal problems while standing at a urinal.
Yelling swears at my dog in public for 'not being cute enough'
When people say, "good day" responding, "Pft, maybe for you, nerd."
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Oct 27, 2018 00:39
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Only tipping 9%.
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Oct 27, 2018 00:40
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Calling every old man I talk to "darlin".
Shaking my rump on the bus so everyone is jealous.
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Oct 27, 2018 00:40
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I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.
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- instead of thanking your server, tell them "you too"
- when ending a business phone call, say "i love you" before hanging up
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Oct 27, 2018 00:41
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Shucks to you lot, this bible study is lame.
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Oct 27, 2018 00:45
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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
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Oct 27, 2018 01:19
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When an old lady asks you what time it is, ask her what it was like being alive during world war 2. Either she'll be insulted cause she's not that old, or she'll start answering you seriously and be pleased that someone is taking an interest in her life and then you say GOD talk talk talk boooring bye
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Oct 27, 2018 01:26
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getting into a heated political debate online and ending it with "is your refrigerator running?"
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Oct 27, 2018 01:52
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getting into a heated political debate online and ending it with "is your refrigerator running?"
When they say "what" you respond with "then you should let him out!"
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Oct 27, 2018 02:50
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Now that's what I call rude on purpose! Etiquette dictates that we don't have sex with horses. But some people might do so anyway, which is very rude.
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Oct 27, 2018 02:51
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- u sp33k l33t br0
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Who Doesn't Like Intercourse?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXKoiJrEUtI
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Oct 27, 2018 03:07
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i always tip at least 10%
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Oct 27, 2018 05:57
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flipping people off while riding the dolphin at Seaworld; being rude on porpoise
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Oct 27, 2018 06:16
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Buying a billboard on Route 9 with a picture of a testicle.
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Oct 27, 2018 20:48
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rating this thread 1
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Oct 28, 2018 01:02
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You mechs may have copper wiring to re-route your fear of pain, but I've got nerves of steel.
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oh you want to merge? NOT today!
barista: "here is your cafe au lait "
me: "NO, i asked for cafe au latte!"
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Oct 28, 2018 02:33
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Paying someone to kick your rear end and then not letting them kick your rear end after paying them
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Oct 28, 2018 18:29
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9/11ing someone is very rude on purpose
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Oct 28, 2018 23:05
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obeying all local and state traffic laws to confuse other drivers
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Oct 30, 2018 03:13
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this is much better than being polite by accident. like that time i slipped, and as I fell and my hand hit an old lady and helped push her across the street
I HATE it when that happens!
Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
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Oct 30, 2018 03:26
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eating someone else's lunch out of the work fridge
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Oct 30, 2018 09:19
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