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The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

Joseance posted:

https://twitter.com/grantstern/status/1055254243123302401

"Donald Trump is very generous. Just last week he handed me the election."

- Kate McKinnon as Hillary on the SNL episode three days before the election

# ? Oct 28, 2018 19:44

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Cthulu Carl: Apr 16, 2006

Joseance posted:

https://twitter.com/grantstern/status/1055254243123302401

I'm the entire audience going "OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH"

# ? Oct 28, 2018 19:46

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

Wooooow Ron hosed that up lol

# ? Oct 28, 2018 19:47

Junk: Dec 20, 2003; Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

Cthulu Carl posted:

I'm the entire audience going "OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH"

same

# ? Oct 28, 2018 19:49

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

"My racist opponent said something really gross and stupid. This election is in the bag."

- Liberals, convinced that THIS time Lucy won't yank the football away at the last second

# ? Oct 28, 2018 19:50

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

that bit of the tweet is dumb but its a good meltdown

# ? Oct 28, 2018 19:51

Homocow: Apr 24, 2007; Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!; Pillbug

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

LMAO @ the idea of the FBI watching out for domestic terrorists and white supremacy groups.

They're too busy watching juggalos and infiltrating DSA meetings where people share cookie recipes and endlessly debate the merits of philosophers that died before pasteurization and the automobile.

I mean, they do both
for some reason juggalos are on their gang watch list, I dunno why

# ? Oct 28, 2018 19:55

Code Jockey: Jan 24, 2006; 69420 basic bytes free

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

"Donald Trump is very generous. Just last week he handed me the election."

- Kate McKinnon as Hillary on the SNL episode three days before the election

SNL was so loving awful before and immediately after the election lmao

I mean it was anyway because modern SNL, but the Hillary poo poo was something else

e. I wonder how they'll handle it in 2020, especially if Our Bernie gets the nod, or even close

# ? Oct 28, 2018 19:58

Spectral Debt: Jan 23, 2004; 9999 sucka

Code Jockey posted:

SNL was so loving awful before and immediately after the election lmao

I mean it was anyway because modern SNL, but the Hillary poo poo was something else

e. I wonder how they'll handle it this year, especially if Our Bernie gets the nod, or even close

that sean spicer skit with the podium was loving hilarious, what are you talking about.

# ? Oct 28, 2018 20:00

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

gently caress Bernie, who is dumb enough to believe that any part of his agenda would actually become realty

# ? Oct 28, 2018 20:02

Stoatbringer: Sep 15, 2004; naw, you love it you little ho-bot

Splatmaster posted:

"As the last of the nuclear arsenals detonated, and the final sound waves of the explosions reverberated off of the remnants of the structures of humanity, a single dying voice could be heard amidst the silence: but her emaaiiillssss"

# ? Oct 28, 2018 20:02

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

Joseance posted:

that bit of the tweet is dumb but its a good meltdown

Oh yeah. This isn't my first day in Hell Dimension.

The theater is very good. The meltdowns and toilet paper shoes are fantastic.

The constant democrat self-owns, though, are getting kind of bleak.

Code Jockey posted:

SNL was so loving awful before and immediately after the election lmao

I mean it was anyway because modern SNL, but the Hillary poo poo was something else

McKinnon as Hillary playing "Hallelujah" was probably the biggest SUCC in history.

# ? Oct 28, 2018 20:03

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

haljordan posted:

gently caress Bernie, who is dumb enough to believe that any part of his agenda would actually become realty

The 65-74% of voters who support his agenda, which would pass with flying colors if useless retards like Pelosi would stop funneling money to right wing lunatics like Manchin and Donnelly in order to combat leftists, whom retards like Pelosi blame for democrats losing elections even though the DNC treats them as enemies and the republicans as friends????????????

IDK, just a hunch that the good things most people want are more popular than the bad things proposed by the most hated person in politics.

# ? Oct 28, 2018 20:07

Code Jockey: Jan 24, 2006; 69420 basic bytes free

Spectral Debt posted:

that sean spicer skit with the podium was loving hilarious, what are you talking about.

meh, even still, it's got nothing on this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BG-_ZDrypec

trying to find a quote of the bar skit with mckinnon and hillary also

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

McKinnon as Hillary playing "Hallelujah" was probably the biggest SUCC in history.

called it before I could post it lol

# ? Oct 28, 2018 20:08

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

The 65-74% of voters who support his agenda, which would pass with flying colors if useless retards like Pelosi would stop funneling money to right wing lunatics like Manchin and Donnelly in order to combat leftists, whom retards like Pelosi blame for democrats losing elections even though the DNC treats them as enemies and the republicans as friends????????????

IDK, just a hunch that the good things most people want are more popular than the bad things proposed by the most hated person in politics.

I mean if you discount reality I guess anything is possible

And if there was no Pelosi, who would your boogeyman be?

# ? Oct 28, 2018 20:10

Code Jockey: Jan 24, 2006; 69420 basic bytes free

haljordan posted:

gently caress Bernie, who is dumb enough to believe that any part of his agenda would actually become realty

I agree, nothing better is possible

# ? Oct 28, 2018 20:11

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

kate mckinnon was in a relationship with Bari Weiss so its no surprise she loving sucks

# ? Oct 28, 2018 20:12

Cthulu Carl: Apr 16, 2006

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

The 65-74% of voters who support his agenda, which would pass with flying colors if useless retards like Pelosi would stop funneling money to right wing lunatics like Manchin and Donnelly in order to combat leftists, whom retards like Pelosi blame for democrats losing elections even though the DNC treats them as enemies and the republicans as friends????????????

IDK, just a hunch that the good things most people want are more popular than the bad things proposed by the most hated person in politics.

Thank you for explaining the shortcomings of Bernie-like agendas, namely that they rely on noted pieces of poo poo Americans to not be pieces of poo poo.

# ? Oct 28, 2018 20:13

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

Code Jockey posted:

I agree, nothing better is possible

I know you're being glib but it's like you live in a world where Donald Trump isn't the loving president

# ? Oct 28, 2018 20:15

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

haljordan posted:

I mean if you discount reality I guess anything is possible

And if there was no Pelosi, who would your boogeyman be?

Schumer, Manchin, Donnelly, Harris, Booker, DWS, everyone in the DNC that takes massive bribes from for-profit prisons to enslave 25% of the world's prison population, from health insurance companies to combat medicare for all, from pharmaceutical companies to combat import drugs and price regulations, and from all three to combat cannabis legalization.

I mean, if you're not completely loving retarded it is amazingly easy to see the democrats are the sworn enemy of the financial, mental, and physical well-being of the mega-majority of this country.

Unfortunately for you...

haljordan posted:

I know you're being glib but it's like you live in a world where Donald Trump isn't the loving president

"It's okay if we're unrepentant trash because there's worse garbage. We will never improve."

- DNC slogan

The Anime Liker fucked around with this message at 20:20 on Oct 28, 2018

# ? Oct 28, 2018 20:17

explosivo: May 23, 2004; Fueled by Satan

Joseance posted:

https://twitter.com/grantstern/status/1055254243123302401

drat, this ends too soon.

# ? Oct 28, 2018 20:20

Tercio: Jan 30, 2003

"We can't pursue truly progressive policy because we have to beat Trump, you know how it is!"
"We can't pursue truly progressive policy because Trump is now president, you know how it is!"
"We can't pursue truly progressive policy because we have to beat Trump's successor, you know how it is!"

# ? Oct 28, 2018 20:21

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

Gab is not the only one getting the boot

https://mobile.twitter.com/LifeSite/status/1056383246957723648

quote:

This is extremely urgent. I need to inform you that LifeSite just received an email at 8:30 p.m. EST from our web-hosting company alerting us that they will be taking our website down within 12 hours, if not sooner.
They wrote: “we are implementing our ‘SUSPENSION OF SERVICES’ clause...and giving you 12 hours notice to move your web site operations off of our servers..."

We received absolutely no forewarning whatsoever about this decision.

Flanders’ latest complaint is focused on the absurd allegation that LifeSite “has been implicated in a violent hate crime against a gay man and Catholic church,” and that we “instigated property damage and a physical assault.”

Our web developer is scrambling right now to set up a possibly-needed temporary solution to keep the website live. However, we’re going to have to go through the ordeal and expense of moving server companies. We also intend to fight these attacks, which will carry significant legal costs.

LifeSite is committed to continue reporting on Flanders and the entire anti-freedom homosexualist lobby.

Update:

quote:

Update, 11:55 a.m. EST: Our web developer was up all night implementing temporary measures to keep our site online even if our current web-hosting company followed through on its threat to shut down our services. We are extremely grateful for his hard work on a Saturday night. However, this is only a temporary solution. We are currently looking for a web-hosting company that will not cave to threats of this kind. We are also exploring legal options to combat Adam Flanders' campaign of harassment as well as our web-hosting company's extraordinary decision to give us 12 hours to move our site late on a Saturday evening. We will keep our readers posted.

Mr Ice Cream Glove fucked around with this message at 20:47 on Oct 28, 2018

# ? Oct 28, 2018 20:21

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

https://twitter.com/sparksjls/status/1056379323433840642

# ? Oct 28, 2018 20:22

Homocow: Apr 24, 2007; Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!; Pillbug

you're a stupid gay baby if you believe in things

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Gab is not the only one getting the boot

https://mobile.twitter.com/LifeSite/status/1056383246957723648

YES... HA HA
HA... YES!

# ? Oct 28, 2018 20:25

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

Heres what occurred after Life Site posted about this man who is openly gay

http://www.patheos.com/blogs/thefreethinker/2018/10/homophobes-vandalise-a-catholic-church-force-gay-staffer-to-resign/

quote:

Bianco became the target of a hate campaign following an outreach Mass celebrated last year to welcome the LGBTQ community to St John’s.

Started with letters left on my car attacking me and threatening me if I stayed here. The incidents escalated, turned into death threats and slashing the tires on my car. One man attacked me verbally and physically as Mass was ending one Sunday.

I was hoping the hate would stop, and those who spew this hate would leave St John’s and allow us to continue to reach out and welcome all in the community.

About two months ago, those who spew this hate decided to come after me, and this time they would stop at nothing. This included death threats, lighting the doors of the church on fire, breaking into the office/rectory and spray-painting anti-gay slurs on the wall.

# ? Oct 28, 2018 20:29

Bogus Adventure: Jan 11, 2017; More like "Bulges Adventure"

That moderator for the FL debate is a pretty cool guy

# ? Oct 28, 2018 20:30

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/NikkiSchwab/status/1056308380543918083

https://twitter.com/Chocomerican/st...t-shirt-line%2F

# ? Oct 28, 2018 20:51

a new study bible!: Feb 2, 2009; BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly

explosivo posted:

drat, this ends too soon.

If you havent actually seen how this ends you really should watch it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xDBNJ0Go0Y&t=68s

# ? Oct 28, 2018 20:59

priznat: Jul 7, 2009; Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

Flipping around on tv on a lazy Sunday and watched Rick Steves on PBS (chill europe travel show guy) do an episode tracing the rise and fall of fascism through Europe followed up by an impassioned statement to take care of democracy and a free press really drives home what weird, awful times we�re in :stare: