|
blarzgh posted:The joke goes: Hahah there it is theres that old school lawyer thread callback
|
#
?
Oct 28, 2018 00:30
|
|
|
|
| # ? Jun 1, 2024 04:00 |
|
|
this is the worst thread on the forums
|
|
#
?
Oct 28, 2018 00:45
|
|
|
Petey posted:this is the worst thread on the forums Well it is now.
|
|
#
?
Oct 28, 2018 00:47
|
|
|
Look, we just wanted to stop talking about Brexit. Sometimes a scorched earth approach is necessary.
|
|
#
?
Oct 28, 2018 00:48
|
|
|
Look Sir Droids posted:Look, we just wanted to stop talking about Brexit. Sometimes a scorched earth approach is necessary. Yeah, those trade federation aliens and their brexits were weird.
|
|
#
?
Oct 28, 2018 00:53
|
|
|
Mr. Nice! posted:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Yes this one is a classic too. Just picture George Lucas sitting in his palatial study, with its own bathroom and assorted Star Wars memorabilia (like a life size Jar Jar cutout and pictures of George with his arm around Jake Lloyd), pounding this script out on his MacBook...imagine the satisfied look on his face when he finished that scene: INT. SPACESHIP ROOM WITH LOTS OF SMOKE ANAKIN is now VADER finally. He reaches up like the poster for Platoon or Andy in Shawshank Redemption. VADER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
|
|
#
?
Oct 28, 2018 01:54
|
|
|
The best thing about Anakin’s dialogue is that it’s a way more realistic version of what an angsty teenager would actually say than snappy whedon-esque dialogue. It just so happens that angsty teenagers are insufferable.
|
|
#
?
Oct 28, 2018 02:37
|
|
|
Arcturas posted:The best thing about Anakin’s dialogue is that it’s a way more realistic version of what an angsty teenager would actually say than snappy whedon-esque dialogue. It just so happens that angsty teenagers are insufferable. More accurately it’s what an angsty teenager with no writing talent or life experience would come up with if asked to write a script about an angsty teenager.
|
|
#
?
Oct 28, 2018 03:20
|
|
|
Yes, that too.
|
|
#
?
Oct 28, 2018 04:34
|
|
|
Phil Moscowitz posted:More accurately it’s what an angsty teenager with no writing talent or life experience would come up with if asked to write a script about an angsty teenager. So, George Lucas
|
|
#
?
Oct 28, 2018 07:00
|
|
|
Petey posted:this is the worst thread on the forums Except for all the other ones!!! But seriously, I hope you're all enjoying Halloween parties tonight and not sitting at home googling prequel quotes.
|
|
#
?
Oct 28, 2018 07:52
|
|
|
You poor soul you think we need to google these
|
|
|
#
?
Oct 28, 2018 15:51
|
|
|
The naivete is astonishing You were the chosen one Vox Nihili
|
|
#
?
Oct 28, 2018 16:09
|
|
|
I'm defending dick jokes over in GBS, WHO ELSE IS BORED
|
|
#
?
Oct 28, 2018 16:10
|
|
|
blarzgh posted:I'm defending dick jokes over in GBS, WHO ELSE IS BORED You have to understand that the reason I love drag so much is that drag has THE BEST dick jokes. NO ONE makes dick jokes like drag queens.
|
|
#
?
Oct 28, 2018 18:11
|
|
|
Check out my new red text !!!
|
|
#
?
Oct 28, 2018 18:22
|
|
|
My dentist was murdered for being a Jew. In 2018. What the actual gently caress, America
|
|
#
?
Oct 28, 2018 19:44
|
|
|
blarzgh posted:Check out my new red text !!! Put that on your resume Toona the Cat posted:My dentist was murdered for being a Jew. In 2018. What the actual gently caress, America 
|
|
#
?
Oct 28, 2018 19:54
|
|
|
Toona the Cat posted:My dentist was murdered for being a Jew. In 2018. What the actual gently caress, America gently caress this earth
|
|
#
?
Oct 28, 2018 19:57
|
|
|
loving hell
|
|
#
?
Oct 28, 2018 20:25
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Oct 28, 2018 20:55
|
|
|
blarzgh posted:Check out my new red text !!! You should be proud. Also, gently caress nazis.
|
|
#
?
Oct 28, 2018 21:06
|
|
|
Toona the Cat posted:My dentist was murdered for being a Jew. In 2018. What the actual gently caress, America What seriously? What in the hell?
|
|
#
?
Oct 28, 2018 21:19
|
|
|
Nice piece of fish posted:What seriously? What in the hell? Mass shooting at a Jewish place of worship by an avowed and extremely online anti-Semite. 11 dead so far, the shooter is in custody. Took place in Pennsylvania.
|
|
#
?
Oct 28, 2018 21:24
|
|
|
Toona the Cat posted:My dentist was murdered for being a Jew. In 2018. What the actual gently caress, America poo poo I forgot you were in Pittsburgh. Was that your synagogue?
|
|
#
?
Oct 28, 2018 21:29
|
|
|
No, it was a building that housed Conservative and Reconstructionist sects. Lots of overlap with friends and such. Two special needs brothers who are involved with the same group as my daughter were also murdered as well as a 97 year old holocaust survivor. When I served on my temple board, we discussed about having our doors locked during services, but realized that that barrier is entirely antithetical to progressive Reform Judaism, but now I can foresee it happening and it’s loving awful.
|
|
#
?
Oct 28, 2018 21:51
|
|
|
gently caress dude, I'm so sorry.
|
|
#
?
Oct 28, 2018 22:27
|
|
|
That's hosed up, holy hell. I think we all need some response to all these crazy loving gunmen. It needs to stop, permanently.
|
|
#
?
Oct 28, 2018 22:56
|
|
|
Nice piece of fish posted:That's hosed up, holy hell. I think we all need some response to all these crazy loving gunmen. It needs to stop, permanently. Dude, we live in the US. It will never stop. This is the poo poo we live with.
|
|
#
?
Oct 28, 2018 23:37
|
|
|
Phil Moscowitz posted:Dude, we live in the US. It will never stop. This is the poo poo we live with. The turning point for my optimism was Sandy Hook. You’d think 2 dozen murdered kids would have changed the way we approach things but I would argue it’s gotten even worse.
|
|
#
?
Oct 28, 2018 23:46
|
|
|
Phil Moscowitz posted:Dude, we live in the US. It will never stop. This is the poo poo we live with. we had a bunch of political violence in the period 1840-1860 then ... stuff ... happened and then it mostly stopped in the north and was redirected to black peeps in the south
|
|
#
?
Oct 28, 2018 23:46
|
|
|
This is just a few days after someone tried to shoot up a black church, was not able to get in and shot some black people in a Krogers instead. gently caress these racists and anti-semites. [edit] The UK had its Sandy Hook moment and instituted an almost general ban on handguns. This is why we're talking about a knife crime epidemic in the UK rather than a massive uptick in shootings and spree shootings. Munin fucked around with this message at 05:13 on Oct 29, 2018 |
|
#
?
Oct 29, 2018 05:11
|
|
|
In true Jewish fashion, I was talking to another guy from my temple about what happened and how the rabbi emeritus gave an interview and said that thankfully, services often have a late arriving crowd. He turned to me and deadpanned “Jewish time, now saving lives.”
|
|
#
?
Oct 29, 2018 15:05
|
|
|
Toona the Cat posted:In true Jewish fashion, I was talking to another guy from my temple about what happened and how the rabbi emeritus gave an interview and said that thankfully, services often have a late arriving crowd. He turned to me and deadpanned “Jewish time, now saving lives.” was chosen people's time too obvious or...?
|
|
#
?
Oct 29, 2018 18:47
|
|
|
Paging Mr. Nice for his expert opinion. https://loweringthebar.net/2006/11/judge_rules_bur.html
|
|
#
?
Oct 29, 2018 20:29
|
|
|
Eminent Domain posted:Paging Mr. Nice for his expert opinion.  While I disagree with the judge on the burrito/sandwich distinction, I agree with the end result. Qdoba is not a sandwich shop in anyone's mind anywhere, but burritos are certainly a type of sandwich as are tacos and hotdogs.
|
|
#
?
Oct 29, 2018 20:32
|
|
|
That case was actually part of our casebook in 1L contracts
|
|
#
?
Oct 29, 2018 20:33
|
|
|
Mr. Nice! posted:but burritos are certainly a type of sandwich as are tacos and hotdogs. Lol
|
|
#
?
Oct 29, 2018 20:47
|
|
|
If there is bread and something on that bread, it is a sandwich. I don't care if the bread is leavened or not, and there certainly doesn't need to be multiple slices to be a sandwich. I mean, the british have a sandwich that's just three slices of bread. My taco truck was not a sandwich truck, though, cause I didn't make sandwiches. Mr. Nice! fucked around with this message at 20:52 on Oct 29, 2018 |
|
#
?
Oct 29, 2018 20:50
|
|
|
|
| # ? Jun 1, 2024 04:00 |
|
|
Mr. Nice! posted:If there is bread something on that bread, it is a sandwich. I don't care if the bread is leavened or not, and there certainly doesn't need to be multiple slices to be a sandwich. I mean, the british have a sandwich that's just three slices of bread. what kind of nonsense is this, do you think a person holding a slice of bread has turned into a sandwich?
|
|
#
?
Oct 29, 2018 20:52
|
|
