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When your only tool is a banhammer, every poster looks like a nail. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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A master presented two images to his students and asked, "Which of these meals is superior?" One student spoke up and said, "The cheaper food." Another retorted, "no, the expensive meal." As they began to argue, they were interrupted by a third student, who exclaimed: "I cannot tell what either of those foods are! What is that, some kind of small pastry?" At these words, the other students were enlightened.
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Oct 30, 2018 21:13
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A goon asked Joshu, a moderator: "Does a dog have stairs in its house, or not?" Joshu answered: "Mu."
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Oct 30, 2018 21:26
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Once a goon made a request of GBS. "I have just logged in to the forums, what should I post?" GBS said "Have you had a shower?" And, being a goon, he said "no, I have not" "Then," said GBS, "wash your balls." The goon had an insight. ... Then farted.
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Oct 30, 2018 21:39
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tldr: enlightenment is the poo poo.
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Oct 30, 2018 21:41
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A goon asked a moderator, "Why did the Secret Service question Lowtax?" The moderator replied, "Hulk Hogan meat shoes."
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Oct 30, 2018 22:04
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Two goons were arguing about an image. One said, "the gif is moving." The other said, "no, the gif is moving." A moderator happened to be browsing and replied, "not gif, not gif, gif is moving."
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Oct 30, 2018 22:09
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a chant resounds here nig nog try get hand beezy many a goon banned e: read thread title wrong
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Oct 30, 2018 22:31
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If a goon loses posting privileges for 6 hours and they are asleep the whole time, does it make a punishment?
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Oct 31, 2018 00:53
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frankenfreak posted:If a goon loses posting privileges for 6 hours and they are asleep the whole time, does it make a punishment?
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Oct 31, 2018 00:57
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A monk named Seizei asked of Sozan: `Seizei is alone and bored. Will you give him content?' Sozan asked: `Seizei?' Seizei responded: `Yes, sir.' Sozan said: `You have SA, the best booze in the country, and already have read three threads, and still you are saying that they did not even make you chuckle.'
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Oct 31, 2018 01:18
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:He who turns on his monitor, loses himself. 
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Oct 31, 2018 01:37
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Gallant always uses timg tags when posting images so he doesn't obscure others' posts. Goonfus only posts anime gifs that get you fired.
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Oct 31, 2018 01:38
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Visible Stink posted:If you light a man a fire, he will be warm for a day. If you make funny posts, others will laugh. Lead others onto this path, laughter will fill the world. frankenfreak fucked around with this message at 01:51 on Oct 31, 2018 |
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Oct 31, 2018 01:43
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Daibai asked Baso: `What is Bofa?' Baso said: `Bofa deez nuts.' This anecdote, however, has given many pupil the sickness of formality. If one truly understands, he will wash out his mouth for three days after saying the word Bofa, and he will close his ears and flee after hearing `Bofa deez nuts.' (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Oct 31, 2018 02:06
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After many years of study and meditation, an acolyte thought he was ready. He found the master in his quarters, and entered, respectfully waiting for the master to address him. Finally, the master looked up and slowly inclined his head. With a tremor in his throat, the acolyte asked, "Master, where can one find the five hundred and fifty-five golden man babies?" The master indicated the door, and the acolyte closed it. He then indicated the window, and the acolyte dutifully closed it as well. The master leaned forward; the acolyte leaned to meet him. Turning his ear toward the master, his eyes opened wide in expectation, he heard the master's reply: "Ask the mods."
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Oct 31, 2018 03:31
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When Eshun, the Zen nun, was 21 and about to leave this world, she gathered a grip of drugs. Seating herself firmly in the center of IRC, she consumed 320 mg of methadone, 24 mg klonopin, 120 mg restoril, 1.5 grams KB, 4 grams mersh, 130 mg Inderal, and some Bacardi 151 during a video chat. "You pussy" shouted one monk, "eat more!" "I told u I was hardcore" answered Eshun. She became an Buddha, and she passed away.
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Oct 31, 2018 04:46
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frankenfreak posted:Daibai asked Baso: `What is Bofa?' The student queried “master, shall I make five consecutive posts illustrating my humor?” Student was hence probated, then sent an angry pm to master.
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Oct 31, 2018 05:09
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Burt Sexual posted:The student queried “master, shall I make five consecutive posts illustrating my humor?” And the master was enlightened.
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Oct 31, 2018 05:57
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A flared base is just another obstacle on the path to true enlightenment
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Oct 31, 2018 09:12
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Oscar Wild posted:When your only tool is a banhammer, every poster looks like a nail.
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Oct 31, 2018 09:46
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two posters were traveling together. at one point, they came upon a very deep well. as the posters were preparing to go around the well, they saw another poster who was attempting to get out of the well. the third poster asked if they could help him dig further into the well. the two posters glanced at one another because they had taken vows not to acknowledge a poster trapped in a well. then, without a word, the first poster pulled down his trousers and gently relieved himself into the well. hours later, the second poster could no longer contain himself. "how could you do such a thing? you know our oath prevents us from acknowledging posters in wells!" the first poster replied, "my friend, i left the poster in the well. why are you still pissing on him?"
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Oct 31, 2018 10:55
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redneck nazgul posted:two posters were traveling together. at one point, they came upon a very deep well. as the posters were preparing to go around the well, they saw another poster who was attempting to get out of the well. the third poster asked if they could help him dig further into the well.  
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Oct 31, 2018 14:31
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The master told the student to picture the thing that frightens them most in their mind, in the hope it would strengthen the student's will. But the student thought of ants and fell dead upon the floor of the temple immediately, for they were a horse.
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Oct 31, 2018 15:45
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Is the printer heavier on the way to the panties or on the way home?
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Oct 31, 2018 16:28
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A novice entered into monastic training. The novice weighed 300 Sèr, was begat of the Helter Skelter clan, only wore long, flowing vestments, and upon his mouth was inscribed a holy word. Was the novice mocked?
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Oct 31, 2018 17:42
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World War Mammories posted:A novice entered into monastic training. The novice weighed 300 Sèr, was begat of the Helter Skelter clan, only wore long, flowing vestments, and upon his mouth was inscribed a holy word. Was the novice mocked?
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Oct 31, 2018 17:46
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This needs more love needs less love.
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Oct 31, 2018 18:53
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A teacher of children lived on a forested mountain. He wished to entertain his charges. A grand construction was planned. A band of travelers feared this construction. It is dangerous, they said. How could a child reach enlightenment at such high speeds? Aha, replied the teacher. Consider: this poo poo is Treepunk as hell. And the travelers were enlightened.
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Oct 31, 2018 20:29
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A man came to meet the shogun. The man said, "I've lived under the oppression of your soldiers all my life. Please allow me to join you and serve you as one of your soldiers." The shogun pondered, but did so quickly, having met this scenario many times before. "I will allow you to join, but only if you provide me with 10 bushels of eggs." replied the shogun. The man obliged the shogun, and the shogun allowed the man within his walls in turn. But the man was never allowed to became a soldier, for he was a join-4-shogun. Minorkos fucked around with this message at 21:07 on Oct 31, 2018 |
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Oct 31, 2018 21:05
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Thuges disrupt all harmony.
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Nov 1, 2018 04:26
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the neophyte took a mouthful of his ration of morning gruel. it was rancid. "this tastes like poo poo!" he cursed. "but what, grasshopper, is the flavor of poo poo?" asked the monk. "i don't know! i've never eaten poo poo!" answered the young man. "it tastes the same as poo poo smells," suggested another student. the monk shook his head. "neither can say for certain, and both might be wrong. but if you wish to remain at this monastery, you must rise to meet my challenge, and learn the taste of poo poo. you have til the sun rises once more to answer this riddle." both were banished upon the morrow
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Nov 1, 2018 04:41
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I. M. Gei posted:I’m gay Same
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Nov 1, 2018 05:34
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a cyberpunk goose posted:A student lay before the master, peaceful in his long sleep.
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Nov 1, 2018 05:40
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:He who turns on his monitor, loses himself.
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Nov 1, 2018 05:41
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Honestly just empty quote the whole goddamn thing and be done with it
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Nov 1, 2018 05:44
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SniperWoreConverse posted:Honestly just empty quote the whole goddamn thing and be done with it
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Nov 1, 2018 05:44
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the goon with a long rap sheet: knows that he knows nothing about posting the goon with no rap sheet: knows not that that he knows even less
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Nov 1, 2018 05:57
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Two students approached the master One asks: “when is it okay for me to say the word friend of the family?” The master turns his head to the sky and laughs, the student nods with understanding The second student asks: “when is it okay for me to say the word friend of the family?” The master struck the student with a single blow, killing him instantly (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Nov 1, 2018 06:03
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The forums are afflicted with death and are gay. But the wise do not grieve, having realized the nature of the forums.
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