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General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend


This is a bunch of stone vaginas, I'm not crazy right?

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Bongo Bill
Jan 17, 2012

General Dog posted:



This is a bunch of stone vaginas, I'm not crazy right?

All sorts of Gigeresque design on that planet.

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

General Dog posted:



This is a bunch of stone vaginas, I'm not crazy right?

It is. The three heroes here are also lashed to three large stone phalluses. The scene progresses with the woman climbing atop the phallus, where she whips a vagina monster. The young man masters his horny bull and charges into her pussy, and then the woman in white shoots off from the top of her phallus onto his steed.

Meanwhile, the older mentor character's phallus gets cut down, and he defeats his monster by cutting off its appendage in turn.

Franchescanado
Feb 23, 2013

If it wasn't for disappointment
I wouldn't have any appointment

Grimey Drawer
The proper term for vaginal architecture is yonic.

Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

Zoran posted:

It is. The three heroes here are also lashed to three large stone phalluses. The scene progresses with the woman climbing atop the phallus, where she whips a vagina monster. The young man masters his horny bull and charges into her pussy, and then the woman in white shoots off from the top of her phallus onto his steed.

Meanwhile, the older mentor character's phallus gets cut down, and he defeats his monster by cutting off its appendage in turn.

how can people not like aotc with all this going on

Ingmar terdman
Jul 24, 2006

Yeah someone did a really good effortpost about that scene years ago. They kiss as they get carted into the arena and their execution is the consummation of their whole thing

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

General Dog posted:



This is a bunch of stone vaginas, I'm not crazy right?

Those aren’t even the biggest Vaginas of that scene !!

sponges
Sep 15, 2011

Brother Entropy posted:

how can people not like aotc with all this going on

Stuff like this is nothing new.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

General Dog posted:

Mass Effect can’t be Star Wars, the sex is.

Fixed, at least for the ST. For the PT we have the aforementioned bull/pussy stuff, and for the OT we have sizzling hot sibling on sibling action.

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.
Thinking about it, since both the Jedi and Sith are nominally dead and there doesn’t seem to be a Galactic Government anymore, wouldn’t a whole bunch of new Force Schools show up? Started by self-taught force-sensitives.

Kind of a “Let there be a hundred schools of thought “ moment.

No Mods No Masters
Oct 3, 2004

Sengoku era star wars could be cool and would be very appropriate to the samurai strain in the series, but no one involved is creative enough to bother :effort:

Wild Horses
Oct 31, 2012

There's really no meaning in making beetles fight.
^oh gently caress space daimyos and a new puppet emperor that has no power!
Kylo ren is the shogun

Schwarzwald
Jul 27, 2004

Don't Blink

No Mods No Masters posted:

Sengoku era star wars could be cool and would be very appropriate to the samurai strain in the series, but no one involved is creative enough to bother :effort:

Nah, you need to go the fall of the Jedi Temple, with the five fugitive jedi dispersing mastery throughout the galaxy.

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.

No Mods No Masters posted:

Sengoku era star wars could be cool and would be very appropriate to the samurai strain in the series, but no one involved is creative enough to bother :effort:

Yes, that would own, but the Hundred Schools of Thoughts were in China before the rise of Qin Shihuangdi. So more like Star Wars Wuxia.

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.
Kylo Ren, have you forgotten the commandment of the Supreme Leader to unite all under Heaven?

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

Brother Entropy posted:

how can people not like aotc with all this going on

It's very dull

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

euphronius posted:

Mass effect 1 and 2 are also good Star Wars games.

Mass Effect games are Star Control games with bad over-the-shoulder 3D combat instead of awesome 2D space combat.

HookedOnChthonics
Dec 5, 2015

Profoundly dull


No Mods No Masters posted:

Sengoku era star wars could be cool and would be very appropriate to the samurai strain in the series, but no one involved is creative enough to bother :effort:

A late-renaissance condottiere thing would be better; Italy is already canon after all.

BravestOfTheLamps
Oct 12, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Lipstick Apathy

No Mods No Masters posted:

Sengoku era star wars could be cool and would be very appropriate to the samurai strain in the series, but no one involved is creative enough to bother :effort:

cripes

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Guy A. Person
May 23, 2003


Hmmm it's not really "better" than the sand line because it doesn't refer back to his childhood, but it is very good and I wish they had included both lines

Lincoln
May 12, 2007

Ladies.

Lincoln posted:

This is a terrible thread.

Unrelated: Why have we not yet seen 1977 Princess Leia deepfakes porn?

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

The SA forums are dead.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Might Disney have already made back the money they spend to buy Lucasfilm?

https://www.cnbc.com/2018/10/30/six-years-after-buying-lucasfilm-disney-has-recouped-its-investment.html

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

I thought they had already done it in merchandise alone before even TFA came out, or at most a few months later.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Yeah, I read that they made most of it back off the first "Force Friday" event pre-TFA. Probably exaggerating for the benefit of the press/their shareholders.

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

The article appears to be saying the new movies have now made the $4 billion back, with a footnote that they also make money off merchandise. Which is a pretty big caveat.

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Wheat Loaf posted:

Probably exaggerating for the benefit of the press/their shareholders.

Oh, for the love of Christ, get off this wagon. You have a pathological obsession with Disney not making or losing money on Star Wars and it is the strangest goddamn thing.

Ferrinus
Jun 19, 2003

i'm finding this quite easy, i guess in part because i'm a fast type but also because i have a coherent mental model of the world
Well, it’s certainly true that having done some arbitrary minor thing differently would have made Disney even more obscene superprofits, which means that Disney has lost money as compared to what they could theoretically have gotten, which is giving various executives ulcers even as we speak. But that’s true of every major capitalist enterprise.

Ingmar terdman
Jul 24, 2006

Thats great news, last one out of lucasfilm turn the lights off and leave the key in the mailbox

Captain Cappy
Aug 7, 2008



Thor Skywalker explaining why something is a joke.

Can Star Wars die already?

No Mods No Masters
Oct 3, 2004

It died on October 30, 2012, OP. RIP to it, but also good riddance

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Captain Cappy posted:

Thor Skywalker explaining why something is a joke.

Is that the guy who has a bunch of videos complaining about "forced diversity"?

Waffles Inc.
Jan 20, 2005

Captain Cappy posted:



Thor Skywalker explaining why something is a joke.

Can Star Wars die already?

Jesus christ

Captain Cappy
Aug 7, 2008

Wheat Loaf posted:

Is that the guy who has a bunch of videos complaining about "forced diversity"?

Probably, all his vids were just bitching about the sequels. Who do I pay at youtube to get this trash out of my feed?

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Captain Cappy posted:

Probably, all his vids were just bitching about the sequels. Who do I pay at youtube to get this trash out of my feed?

I often end up with stuff like that recommended to me, but I'm not sure why because I don't actually watch any videos like that. Suffice it to say, it is one of my few exposures to the broader Star Wars fandom, from which I extrapolate most of my views about it.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Wheat Loaf posted:

I often end up with stuff like that recommended to me, but I'm not sure why because I don't actually watch any videos like that. Suffice it to say, it is one of my few exposures to the broader Star Wars fandom, from which I extrapolate most of my views about it.

I just gotta assume that there is a metric fuckton of those videos around, screwing with the algorithm. Also something about them being the kind of content that doesn't immediately get pulled for copyright violations.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

Captain Cappy posted:



Thor Skywalker explaining why something is a joke.

Can Star Wars die already?

Star Wars fans deserve this

Bongo Bill
Jan 17, 2012

Captain Cappy posted:

Probably, all his vids were just bitching about the sequels. Who do I pay at youtube to get this trash out of my feed?

Check out what's hidden in the ellipsis icon over the thumbnail in the video in your recommended videos.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Grendels Dad posted:

I just gotta assume that there is a metric fuckton of those videos around, screwing with the algorithm. Also something about them being the kind of content that doesn't immediately get pulled for copyright violations.

The thing is, there's so many of them and a lot of them have been around since before the new movies came out (they were mainly complaining about the Legends EU now being non-canon then), but they seem to have exploded since Last Jedi came out.

Despite my oft-repeated view on the matter, it's still very strange to me. I don't see how it can just be attributed to Last Jedi having a divided reaction because I don't think the people making all these videos particularly liked Force Awakens or Rogue One either (they complained about Rey being a Mary Sue when the first one came out and griped about how there weren't enough non-villainous white males in the cast of the latter).

The question isn't where did they come from, it's why did they seem to start showing up in my "Recommended for you" list virtually overnight.

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Captain Cappy
Aug 7, 2008

Bongo Bill posted:

Check out what's hidden in the ellipsis icon over the thumbnail in the video in your recommended videos.



It's not working.

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