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galagazombie
Oct 31, 2011

A silly little mouse!
Are there any direct descendants of the Kaisers around? Or I suppose if you wanted to go old school you could get the old Holy Roman Empire elector heirs/successors and elect a new Emperor. In fact I wonder just how many dethroned European royal families are still kicking around with unbroken lines, just waiting for the chance to return to power...

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frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

galagazombie posted:

Are there any direct descendants of the Kaisers around? Or I suppose if you wanted to go old school you could get the old Holy Roman Empire elector heirs/successors and elect a new Emperor. In fact I wonder just how many dethroned European royal families are still kicking around with unbroken lines, just waiting for the chance to return to power...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_current_pretenders

420 Gank Mid
Dec 26, 2008

WARNING: This poster is a huge bitch!

galagazombie posted:

Are there any direct descendants of the Kaisers around? Or I suppose if you wanted to go old school you could get the old Holy Roman Empire elector heirs/successors and elect a new Emperor. In fact I wonder just how many dethroned European royal families are still kicking around with unbroken lines, just waiting for the chance to return to power...

http://royalcentral.co.uk/international/prince-luiz-philippe-of-brazil-elected-as-congress-representative-109738

A member of the Orleans-Braganza dynasty was recently elected to Brazil's congress and was also briefly being touted as a potential vice presidential candidate to Bolsonaro

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Randarkman posted:

Not surprised by us scoring way higher on nationalism/patriotism/feeling culturally superior scale though. For one we make a much greater deal about our national day and other such public holidays than I believe is the case in Sweden and Denmark.
Denmark would need one first.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
Not lookin’ too woke there, Australia

Also, being dethroned nobility seems like a pretty great life. All the independent wealth and celebrity but not even a shred of responsibility. Juat go to black tie events and do whatever. Racecar driver? Sure thing Herr Habsburg!

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Spain’s is even worse.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Greenland's is objectively the best. No gods, no masters, no men, only :sun:

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
Every day is the UK's national day.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Randarkman posted:

Germans loving love reading tabloids and gossip about other countries' royal families.

Things that Germans are into:
  • Royal families
  • Scat porn
  • Jorts
  • Austerity

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Guavanaut posted:

Greenland's is objectively the best. No gods, no masters, no men, only :sun:

The “June equinox” doesn’t exist.

They mean the Summer Solstice.

The equinoctes are better anyway. Twenty‐one hours of sunlight is overrated, and it’s worse than that because the Sun is less than two degrees below the horizon at midnight.

Platystemon fucked around with this message at 11:18 on Oct 30, 2018

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
The map is bad but the national day is good.

They could have just called it 'the longest day'.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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The longest day is, in fact, the Third of January.



This is when the Equation of Time has the greatest negative slope.

On the Third of January, Earth is farthest from the Sun, its orbital motion is lowest, and thus the Sun moves through the sky the slowest. Based on the motion of the Sun, January 3 is twenty‐nine seconds longer than the mean.

Legally speaking, December 31 or June 30 are the longest because they are the only days that can have 86401 seconds under Coordinated Universal Time.

e: I lied. Because of lesser factors in the EoT, the longest day this year is December 23.

Platystemon fucked around with this message at 00:09 on Oct 31, 2018

Peggotty
May 9, 2014

galagazombie posted:

Are there any direct descendants of the Kaisers around? Or I suppose if you wanted to go old school you could get the old Holy Roman Empire elector heirs/successors and elect a new Emperor. In fact I wonder just how many dethroned European royal families are still kicking around with unbroken lines, just waiting for the chance to return to power...

That's why German monarchism doesn't work: There's no "German" line of monarchs, the title of Kaiser was, according to the constitution, awarded to the King of Prussia. The House of Hohenzollern is still around of course, but that's deep in particularist regionalism and a monarchist from Bavaria wouldn't want a Prussian to be his king.

But this would be your guy.

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

cebrail posted:

That's why German monarchism doesn't work: There's no "German" line of monarchs, the title of Kaiser was, according to the constitution, awarded to the King of Prussia. The House of Hohenzollern is still around of course, but that's deep in particularist regionalism and a monarchist from Bavaria wouldn't want a Prussian to be his king.

But this would be your guy.

I would be ok with Germany splintering into hundreds of tiny fiefdoms and the Habsburgs taking again the rightful crown of the Roman Emperor though

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

System Metternich posted:

I would be ok with Germany splintering into hundreds of tiny fiefdoms and the Habsburgs taking again the rightful crown of the Roman Emperor though

Listen here, you

Communist Zombie
Nov 1, 2011

420 Gank Mid posted:

http://royalcentral.co.uk/international/prince-luiz-philippe-of-brazil-elected-as-congress-representative-109738

A member of the Orleans-Braganza dynasty was recently elected to Brazil's congress and was also briefly being touted as a potential vice presidential candidate to Bolsonaro

Tsar Simeon II of Bulgaria, former Prime-Minister is the obvious choice for best pretender and deposed monarch. Deposed by the Communist in 1946 he survived and after the fall of communism he returned to his country and got elected Prime Minister in 2001. Oddly enough while he hasnt renounced his claim to the throne he's not a monarchist, or atleast publicly, and hasnt done anything towards encouraging a restoration.

Olive Branch
May 26, 2010

There is no wealth like knowledge, no poverty like ignorance.

Byzantine posted:

Listen here, you
Put a sock in it, Justinian.

Squalid
Nov 4, 2008

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Not lookin’ too woke there, Australia

Also, being dethroned nobility seems like a pretty great life. All the independent wealth and celebrity but not even a shred of responsibility. Juat go to black tie events and do whatever. Racecar driver? Sure thing Herr Habsburg!

and yet many seem to spend their lives mostly getting into extremely stupid slap-fights with their former subjects.

quote:

Until 1994, Constantine's official Greek passport identified him as "Constantine, former King of the Hellenes". A law passed in 1994 stripped him of his Greek citizenship, passport, and property. The law stated that Constantine could not be granted a Greek passport unless he adopted a surname. He continues to use the title "King Constantine", although he no longer uses "Constantine, King of the Hellenes".

Today, this appellation draws attention to the fact that Constantine and his family lacks a legal surname in Greece.[citation needed] Constantine has stated: "I don't have a name—my family doesn't have a name. The law that Mr Papandreou passed basically says that he considers that I am not Greek and that my family was Greek only so long as we were exercising the responsibilities of sovereign, and I had to go out and acquire a name. The problem is that my family originates from Denmark, and the Danish royal family haven't got a surname." Glücksburg, he said, was not a family name but the name of a town. "I might as well call myself Mr. Kensington."[14]

In 2004, Constantine was back in Greece temporarily during the Athens Olympic Games as a member of the International Olympic Committee.[13] He freely travels in and out of Greece on a Danish diplomatic passport, as Constantino de Grecia (Spanish for "Constantine of Greece"),[15] because Denmark (upon request) issues diplomatic passports to any descendants of King Christian IX and Queen Louise and Constantine is a Prince of Denmark in his own right.[16]

During his first visit to Greece using this passport, Constantine was mocked by some of the Greek media, which hellenized the "de Grecia" designation and used it as a surname, thus naming him Κωνσταντίνος Ντεγκρέτσιας ("Constantine Degrecias").[15]

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Guavanaut posted:

Denmark would need one first.
Least nationalist country in Europe, alongside the UK.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Squalid posted:

and yet many seem to spend their lives mostly getting into extremely stupid slap-fights with their former subjects.

So the former King of Greece gets a Spanish name because he's a Prince of Denmark. Makes sense.


A Buttery Pastry posted:

Least nationalist country in Europe, alongside the UK.

LOL

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

They're silly

Ramrod XTreme

Cat Mattress posted:

So the former King of Greece gets a Spanish name because he's a Prince of Denmark. Makes sense.

No change from a few hundred years ago then

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Edgar Allen Ho posted:



most arrogant, least arrogant.

:3: The Czechs saying Slovakia is the least arrogant

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
I dunno the daily struggles of being an ultra-rich ex-noble but it seems pretty hard to gently caress up that badly unless you're a total rear end in a top hat.

Pick some charities to publicly support, mumble about respecting the sovereign will of the people of X when asked about politics, and you're set. The average person probably as more goodwill towards nice-seeming apolitical von Schleppensburg-Tingsinduffer de Ittivincceres than they do standard capitalist rich people.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Dreddout posted:

:3: The Czechs saying Slovakia is the least arrogant
Well yeah they've got nothing to be arrogant about, duh.

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012
Cross posting from CSPAM

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Thought it was interesting that Czechs are tolerant of gay people but intolerant of muslims. Not necessarily logically inconsistent, but for the rest of Europe one is correlated with the other in the opposite direction.

Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

Phlegmish posted:

Thought it was interesting that Czechs are tolerant of gay people but intolerant of muslims. Not necessarily logically inconsistent, but for the rest of Europe one is correlated with the other in the opposite direction.
I suspect that both those positions are mostly linked to their anti-clerical stance.

Dommolus Magnus
Feb 27, 2013

System Metternich posted:

I would be ok with Germany splintering into hundreds of tiny fiefdoms and the Habsburgs taking again the rightful crown of the Roman Emperor though

You're in luck, our Mad Max future won't be too dissimilar from the halcyon days of good old Götz ransoming Nürnbergian merchants and feuding with his neighbours. :black101:

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
I sincerely hope the apocalypse features roving historical cosplay gangs because that is who I will turn to for protection.

Squalid
Nov 4, 2008

Xelkelvos posted:

Cross posting from CSPAM

This is a cool map but I wonder if there are problems comparing data in different states. For example I'd expect density to vary continuously at state lines with people on either side following similar customs, but instead we see dramatic breaks when you transition from Minnesota to Iowa for example, or from Missouri to Arkansas. This difference may be due to different regulations by state governments, or it could be do to state level bureaucrats using different definitions for what constitutes a graveyard that might for example exclude small family plots in these states.


Edgar Allen Ho posted:

I dunno the daily struggles of being an ultra-rich ex-noble but it seems pretty hard to gently caress up that badly unless you're a total rear end in a top hat.

Pick some charities to publicly support, mumble about respecting the sovereign will of the people of X when asked about politics, and you're set. The average person probably as more goodwill towards nice-seeming apolitical von Schleppensburg-Tingsinduffer de Ittivincceres than they do standard capitalist rich people.

Ah yes but you see there's the rub, turns out being an ultra-rich noble makes this part pretty difficult. See for example the antics of Vittorio Emanuele, current head of the House of Savoy which formerly owned the title of King of Italy:

quote:

On the night of 17 August or the morning of 18 August 1978, on the island of Cavallo (which lies off the south coast of Corsica), Vittorio Emanuele discovered his yacht's rubber dinghy had been taken and attached to another nearby yacht. Arming himself with a rifle, he attempted to board the vessel. He shot at a passenger he had awakened; the shot missed the passenger but mortally wounded Dirk Hamer (the nineteen-year-old son of Ryke Geerd Hamer), a passenger sleeping on the deck of another adjacent yacht. The prince admitted civil liability for the death in a letter dated 28 August 1978.[20] Dirk Hamer died of his wounds on 7 December 1978, and Vittorio Emanuele was arrested.

On 11 October 1989, Vittorio Emanuele was indicted on charges of inflicting lethal injury and possession of a dangerous weapon. But on 18 November 1991, after thirteen years of legal proceedings, the Paris Assize Court acquitted him of the fatal wounding and unintentional homicide charges, finding him guilty only of unauthorised possession of an M1 Garand rifle.[20] He received a six-month suspended prison sentence.[21]

When incarcerated in June 2006, on unconnected charges of corruption (see below, "Arrest and imprisonment"), Vittorio Emanuele was recorded admitting that "I was in the wrong, [...] but I must say I fooled them [the French judges]"

This guy has enjoyed a long and pointless life of embarrassing debauchery, with another example of his antics being an instance where he punched a rival claimant to the Italian throne and knocked him down a staircase while attending a Spanish royal function.

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

Xelkelvos posted:

Cross posting from CSPAM

Was there a good explanation for why Missouri has no graveyards?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoWc6WRHKEE

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
There are multiple graveyards in my hometown not on that map, in fact it makes it out that there are no graveyards in West Texas except for in the podunkiest parts (these places are as awful as you would expect from being the podunk parts of west texas). There must be some criteria not listed.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Squalid posted:

This guy has enjoyed a long and pointless life of embarrassing debauchery, with another example of his antics being an instance where he punched a rival claimant to the Italian throne and knocked him down a staircase while attending a Spanish royal function.

Goons have spammed it so often it's become completely meaningless but this guy actually should be guillotined

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

There are multiple graveyards in my hometown not on that map, in fact it makes it out that there are no graveyards in West Texas except for in the podunkiest parts (these places are as awful as you would expect from being the podunk parts of west texas). There must be some criteria not listed.

the data is probably collected on the state level and subject to state standards for what constitutes a graveyard or not

appalachia has a tradition of family graveyards, which would mean more burial grounds in absolute terms as well as broader standards for what legally counts as a burial ground

Capt.Whorebags
Jan 10, 2005

Platystemon posted:

On the Third of January, Earth is farthest from the Sun, its orbital motion is lowest, and thus the Sun moves through the sky the slowest. Based on the motion of the Sun, January 3 is twenty‐nine seconds longer than the mean.

3rd of January is the perihelion, closest approach to the Sun, not aphelion.

I mean, I haven't measured it myself but why would Wikipedia lie to me?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
No, Wikipedia is right. I mixed it up. :shobon:

The Sun moves eastward against the background stars, against the rotation of the Earth, so it is when it is moving fastest that it lengthens the day.

On December 23 (this year), the Sun moves a fraction of a degree farther than it does in an average day. It takes the Earth’s rotation slightly longer to catch the Sun.

Platystemon fucked around with this message at 00:38 on Oct 31, 2018

goethe42
Jun 5, 2004

Ich sei, gewaehrt mir die Bitte, in eurem Bunde der Dritte!

mobby_6kl posted:

Well yeah they've got nothing to be arrogant about, duh.

There is one thing Slovaks are arrogant about : the amount of Czechs that have to be saved/die each year in the Tatras due to completely inappropriate clothing and/or dumb decisions. But other than that, Slovaks are a very humble people, even though they live in one of the most beautiful countries in Europe and are the only country in the Visegrad group to not elect Nazis into power.

Take the plunge! Okay!
Feb 24, 2007



goethe42 posted:

There is one thing Slovaks are arrogant about : the amount of Czechs that have to be saved/die each year in the Tatras due to completely inappropriate clothing and/or dumb decisions. But other than that, Slovaks are a very humble people, even though they live in one of the most beautiful countries in Europe and are the only country in the Visegrad group to not elect Nazis into power.

The Czechs also like dying adventurous deaths on vacation in Croatia, but other nations are taking notice and catching up. Only in the last week we had two very good attempts that sadly ended in failure. A Dutch woman decided to pet a venomous viper and a Slovenian man went windsurfing in 80 mph winds. Unfortunately,
the Dutch woman’s attempt was foiled by the mountain rescue service that administered the antidote in a timely fashion, and the Slovenian’s
suicide attempt was stopped by the country of Italy, where he was found on a remote beach.

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Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



While I could see a Dutch person try to do that through sheer hubris, did she actually pet a snake or are you just being an rear end in a top hat

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