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TheAnomaly
Feb 20, 2003

SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:

Yeah New collosus is fine but pales in comparison to New Order so badly. Just about everything is superior in New Order

Counter-point: pig riding.

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Appoda
Oct 30, 2013

As someone who played those two games back to back, the stealth wasn't great in the first game anyways and New Order is way worse about throwing bullet sponges at you en masse. Colossus turned the dial about 20% of the way closer to DOOM2016 but with hitscan enemies, so you can get into situations where you melt by accident. Wolf 2 does at least have weapon upgrades, which helps the shooting feel a little more substantial than Wolf 1.

In short: if you're looking for stealth shooties, they're both poor choices. If you're looking to run and gun, wolf 2 is a bit better than the first game. I also think that wolf 2 has much more interesting scripted content, but you could watch an LP if that's all you wanted.

SirSamVimes
Jul 21, 2008

~* Challenge *~


I like all the new Wolfenstein games. The New Order, The Old Blood, The New Colossus, just give me more Nazis to shoot and large guns to shoot them with.

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

TNC wasn't great but I don't think it belongs here either!

Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011
I don't know, that ending was a loving hard landing.

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

The weapon upgrade system doesn't really matter when the rifle and the electric rifle are the only good guns.

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



Any game that involves shooting Nazis, even if it's the jankiest buggest piece of poo poo ever, is not a bad game.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

SardonicTyrant posted:

Any game that involves shooting Nazis, even if it's the jankiest buggest piece of poo poo ever, is not a bad game.

What if it's Hitler Simulator

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Ghost Leviathan posted:

What if it's Hitler Simulator

presumably, Hitler would not be shooting Nazi's

resistentialism
Aug 13, 2007

Well, hitler was a nazi.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

Wamdoodle posted:

presumably, Hitler would not be shooting Nazi's

He did at the end

FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

Wamdoodle posted:

presumably, Hitler would not be shooting Nazi's

Mein fuhr! We have found out General hans has been helping Jews escape his area of responsibility!

necroid
May 14, 2009

Wamdoodle posted:

presumably, Hitler would not be shooting Nazi's

:thejoke:

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



Ghost Leviathan posted:

What if it's Hitler Simulator
Play it for the ending.

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Feels Villeneuve posted:

He did at the end

gently caress! flew right over my head. thank u

Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011
Who the gently caress doesn't see if they modeled shooting yourself in the face in VR games? Most games don't.

Barry Convex
Sep 1, 2005

Think of the good things, Pim! The good things!

Like Jesus, candy, and crackerjacks! Ice cream and cake and lots o'laffs!
Grandma, Grandpa, and Uncle Joe! Larry, Curly, and brother Moe!
Not exactly on-topic, but there are plenty of RPG Maker games here, so

https://www.facebook.com/411063055939696/posts/699087680470564/

Kanfy
Jan 9, 2012

Just gotta keep walking down that road.
I'd say Facebook is on-topic on anything related to terrible awful things.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

Wamdoodle posted:

presumably, Hitler would not be shooting Nazi's

He killed the lead Nazi so that meant the Nazi curse was lifted from all the others, right?

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

ToxicSlurpee posted:

He killed the lead Nazi so that meant the Nazi curse was lifted from all the others, right?

No, you see, Nazi-ism is more like an infection. It got into America too and you can see how it spreads.

e: Think zombies, but they're fast, can use guns, and will lie to everyone they meet.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






StrixNebulosa posted:

No, you see, Nazi-ism is more like an infection. It got into America too and you can see how it spreads.

e: Think zombies, but they're fast, can use guns, and will lie to everyone they meet.

Fortunately, it's cured just like a zombie infection.

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER

McSpanky posted:

Fortunately, it's cured just like a zombie infection.

Easier, in fact- a zombie horde will not stop in the face of overwhelming odds and/or opposition, but you can stop Nazis just by punching them and banning them from Twitter.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Barry Convex posted:

Not exactly on-topic, but there are plenty of RPG Maker games here, so

https://www.facebook.com/411063055939696/posts/699087680470564/

you've linked a rpg maker game made by the onion

Hippie Hedgehog
Feb 19, 2007

Ever cuddled a hedgehog?
TBF it seems like it would be a terrible awful game.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

Hippie Hedgehog posted:

TBF it seems like it would be a terrible awful game.

I think it may be real. Keep an eye out on its release date.

Discendo Vox fucked around with this message at 15:27 on Oct 28, 2018

Alien Rope Burn
Dec 5, 2004

I wanna be a saikyo HERO!

exploded mummy posted:

you've linked a rpg maker game made by the onion

Well, that old grey mare ain't what she used to be.

Too Shy Guy
Jun 14, 2003


I have destroyed more of your kind than I can count.



Agony UNRATED is out.

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week

:lol::lol: those poor bastards spent a couple years and all their kickstarter money making a "real game" for their fetish art, because that was the only way to get it past steam's low bar. it bombs because everything other than the demon tits is beyond terrible.

6 months later porn is ok and there is no fetish too gross to be sold on steam. they must have been kicking themselves.

Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011


I appreciate that the reviewer's name is Saint Satan

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005







quote:

***minor spoilers ahead***
i love the theme of this game. the walk through hell, the naked torchered soul's, the baby sacrifices. everything about how this game looks is so cool.
in this unrated version they realy did change alot. the skins look so much better, the missions are so much more brutal, they changed the maps, added traps, made the lighting better, added a mini map, and so on... but THIS GAME STILL SUCKS!

I truly think its worst then before. i only got as far as the mind maze before i got fed up.

-lighting restrained people on fire for light is awsome, listening to 10 of them scream non stop is not. sacrificing babys at alters is cool, listening to them cry constantly is not. i have a huge headache from listening to that crap for the last hr.
-im still getting hung up all over the place, every other step you get caught on something, and now your suppost to dodge traps in an enviroment that you get snagged up on.
-in the mind maze the checkpoints are too far apart, i wanted to finnish the "side quest" of assembling the crucified corps but every time you die the whole thing resets. thats not fun, thats tedious. especially when you keep dieing from getting hung up on crap.

i realy wish this game was more fun. like i said the enviroment is awsome but the game is not. i would make this review more in depth but my head hurt so much from listening to that non stop screaming for the last hr.
oh and apon exiting the game i found it messed up my comps aspect ratio

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER
The technically correct (for lack of a better term; I'm sleepy) English combined with godawful spelling is amazing :allears:

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

i used to try and keep up with the laff factory that is this thread shadowing the citizens, but lost the energy required because life things :negative:

but i assume, after months and months of missed posts, that star citizen is shipping on a gold disc now and is the world's best game??

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

would not be shocked to learn that the game was so full of fidelity that now i'm actually posting on a simulated dead forums inside the roberts space opera executable, knowing none the wiser

Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011

So the weird thing is that this wasn't mentioned on the list of cut things for the original release so maybe this was in the original and is okay?

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

Dark_Swordmaster posted:

So the weird thing is that this wasn't mentioned on the list of cut things for the original release so maybe this was in the original and is okay?

is that some yahoo answers sim game?

Lunethex
Feb 4, 2013

Me llamo Sarah Brandolino, the eighth Castilian of this magnificent marriage.
Terrible Awful Games Thread: sacrificing babys at alters is cool

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

I need my tasteless edgelord poo poo to have better sound design

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

Dark_Swordmaster posted:

So the weird thing is that this wasn't mentioned on the list of cut things for the original release so maybe this was in the original and is okay?

Or it doesn’t happen in the game and that post is a joke.

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
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I guess the only way to find out is to install and play the game all the way.

You first.

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Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011

RatHat posted:

Or it doesn’t happen in the game and that post is a joke.

The thought had crossed my hopeful mind but I've been in this thread since the first page and I no longer see the light.

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