#blessed pics: *burbles contentedly*

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SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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uber_stoat posted:

https://twitter.com/R3D_5T4R/status/1056769118685159424

Spraying a large marine mammal with a bit of water is certain to scare it away.

# ? Oct 30, 2018 16:01

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Loky11: Dec 12, 2006; Pull on the new flesh like borrowed gloves and burn your fingers once again

We Know Catheters posted:

god I remember this being a top Fark meme back in the day

# ? Oct 30, 2018 16:08

Best Bi Geek Squid: Mar 25, 2016

I am ready to receive my BIG BOY SURPRISE

# ? Oct 30, 2018 17:31

Edgar Allan Pwned: Apr 4, 2011; Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."

https://twitter.com/R3D_5T4R/status/1056769118685159424?s=19

the #blessed is catching a big boy. the #cursed is they sprayed him until he left!!

# ? Oct 30, 2018 17:58

Edgar Allan Pwned: Apr 4, 2011; Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."

nooooo i was tooo late

# ? Oct 30, 2018 17:58

Tin Tim: Jun 4, 2012; Live by the pun - Die by the pun

Boi was pretty chill for being netted and dumped onto a boat

# ? Oct 30, 2018 18:18

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

uber_stoat posted:

https://twitter.com/R3D_5T4R/status/1056769118685159424

"hello fellow fishermen, how do you do?"

# ? Oct 30, 2018 18:30

oh dope: Nov 2, 2006; No guilt, it feeds in plain sight

jobson groeth posted:

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/797651958123429888/pu/vid/358x640/6pKDeej_IW72t4An.mp4

Replace the leash with a chainsaw chain and you've got yourself a good and adorable lumberjack.

# ? Oct 30, 2018 18:30

Altared State: Jan 14, 2006; I think I was born to burn

https://i.imgur.com/1DUK58b.mp4

# ? Oct 30, 2018 19:06

null_pointer: Nov 9, 2004; Center in, pull back. Stop. Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.

We Know Catheters posted:

https://i.imgur.com/1DUK58b.mp4

Dude better have some Loaves and Fishes ready, cuz motherfukers going to be hungry after that!

# ? Oct 30, 2018 19:34

jobson groeth: May 17, 2018; by FactsAreUseless

https://twitter.com/UnusualVideos/status/1056614190301868032

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Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Oct 30, 2018 21:51

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/keepdwightgirl/status/1056986168024330240

# ? Oct 30, 2018 22:46

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

https://twitter.com/AdiVerb/status/1056663223783579648?s=19

Do something good today for somebody.

# ? Oct 30, 2018 22:46

Bombadilillo: Feb 28, 2009; The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Oscar Wild posted:

https://twitter.com/AdiVerb/status/1056663223783579648?s=19

Do something good today for somebody.

Thought it was going to be like the one where the girl throws a tortious into water to set it free.

# ? Oct 30, 2018 22:53

w00tmonger: Mar 9, 2011; F-F-FRIDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS

We Know Catheters posted:

https://i.imgur.com/1DUK58b.mp4

This couldn't possibly work well

# ? Oct 30, 2018 22:54

tactlessbastard: Feb 4, 2001; Godspeed, post; Fun Shoe

Bombadilillo posted:

Thought it was going to be like the one where the girl throws a tortious into water to set it free.

I thought somebody was about the get mauled by a snapping turtle

# ? Oct 30, 2018 22:59

Syncopated: Oct 21, 2010

jobson groeth posted:

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/797651958123429888/pu/vid/358x640/6pKDeej_IW72t4An.mp4

lol

# ? Oct 30, 2018 23:08

William Henry Hairytaint: Oct 29, 2011

Helping turtles cross the road is highly blessed. I live in a pretty rural area and I always stop if it's safe and make sure they get where they're going.

# ? Oct 30, 2018 23:23

DiHK: Feb 4, 2013; by Azathoth

w00tmonger posted:

This couldn't possibly work well

Yeah man, definitely needs a carb chamber to slow the burn down. Id draw a picture but i dont have ms paint on my phone... man.

# ? Oct 31, 2018 00:10

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/Art_Relatable/status/1057411644710506496

# ? Oct 31, 2018 02:23

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

w00tmonger posted:

This couldn't possibly work well

It'd work great if you like huffing exhaust fumes

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Powershift: Nov 23, 2009

DJ Fuckboy Supreme posted:

It'd work great if you like huffing exhaust fumes

So you're saying there's a chance?

# ? Oct 31, 2018 03:22

jemand: Sep 19, 2018

Say Nothing posted:

This one. Always and forever.

# ? Oct 31, 2018 03:22

DrPossum: May 15, 2004; i am not a surgeon

Say Nothing posted:

i'm still trying to figure out what kind of dog this is

# ? Oct 31, 2018 09:04

DrPossum: May 15, 2004; i am not a surgeon

https://i.imgur.com/NRy8EmY.mp4

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DrPossum: May 15, 2004; i am not a surgeon

# ? Oct 31, 2018 12:42

null_pointer: Nov 9, 2004; Center in, pull back. Stop. Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.

DrPossum posted:

daShareZ0ne goin' minimalist

# ? Oct 31, 2018 12:52

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

DrPossum posted:

If you can't bear me at my spoopiest, you don't deserve me at my dootiest.

# ? Oct 31, 2018 12:53

Tekopo: Oct 24, 2008; When you see it, you'll shit yourself.

DrPossum posted:

hello there and look around you

# ? Oct 31, 2018 13:07

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

thanks, you scared me to death. now what the heck am i going to do on this all hallow's eve?

# ? Oct 31, 2018 13:44

bring back old gbs: Feb 28, 2007; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

https://i.imgur.com/kfC03JI.mp4

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spacetoaster: Feb 10, 2014

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naem: May 29, 2011

spacetoaster posted:

I surrender

# ? Oct 31, 2018 15:47

Waltzing Along: Jun 14, 2008; There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

spacetoaster posted:

cursed

# ? Oct 31, 2018 16:13

oh dope: Nov 2, 2006; No guilt, it feeds in plain sight

naem posted:

I surrender

Like you'd have a choice

# ? Oct 31, 2018 16:14

DandyLion: Jun 24, 2010; disrespectul Deciever

spacetoaster posted:

Holy poo poo her face is like 99% match with Gal Gadot.

# ? Oct 31, 2018 16:25

bring back old gbs: Feb 28, 2007; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

DandyLion posted:

Holy poo poo her face is like 99% match with Gal Gadot.

Same thing with this lady who went with Wasp:

# ? Oct 31, 2018 16:29

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

She looks nothing like Gal Gadot!

:dadjoke:

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sitcom bathysphere: Jun 7, 2017

spacetoaster posted:

Brigitte Goudz

highly blessed

# ? Oct 31, 2018 17:31

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