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What kind of cocoon are you in right now?
This poll is closed.
bitterness and resentment 501 25.13%
the one from Final Fantasy 13 275 13.79%
buttered mess of resent mints 159 7.97%
TRUEMP 126 6.32%
the liberal media bubble 273 13.69%
hell 660 33.10%
Total: 1994 votes
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PoopOnaShoe
Apr 14, 2009

haljordan posted:

we bought candy the first halloween we lived here but there were no kids so i shame ate it all

diabetes rules :hellyeah:

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Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin
Literally nothing is real.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



are you ready for a chud rally? https://youtu.be/5bHOglPPeeA



https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1057763505674293248


https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1057766481788878849

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

Quotey posted:

i cant get off the plantation candace, i turned myself into a pickle

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
woah

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

lol

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






PoopOnaShoe posted:

diabetes rules :hellyeah:

i regret nothing

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009



How is this guy still sane. Or is he just good at hiding his mental illness

Gareth Gobulcoque
Jan 10, 2008



We usually don't get many trick or treaters. I just set a bucket of candy on the porch so the dogs don't get too excited. Every year I am disappointed when there's barely a dent in it. TAKE WHAT IS OFFERED LITTLE ONES.

U-DO Burger
Nov 12, 2007





actually it was five days you absolute loving moron

Calm
Apr 7, 2006

petit choux posted:

It will galvanize the reds into pounding the war drums and every loudmouth rear end in a top hat will take it as an invitation to be a Joe McCarthy and attack anybody that even looks leftish.

Cover up ya' skin, hide ya' glasses, cuz they pogrommin' errybody up in heyar

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


trurt

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

mormonpartyboat posted:

yeah nothing quite as empowering as being one of ten thousand faceless micro owns that aren't ever read by anybody except for those who the poster directly sends it to

trum

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017




:popeye:

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

silentsnack posted:

Depends on who "we" means, because there's also Holy War. Which is basically all about causing maximum collateral damage.

And why not both? That's where we're headed. Holy war against the non-cheap-faith religions.

Yinlock posted:

pretty much all modern christian zealotry boils down to "more white babies"

In fairness, this is a general human trait. Rape has always been an important feature of war and we're RN pretending this isn't so, chivalrously enough. We even fought on behalf of Muslims against an army that established rape camps to thoroughly humiliate their ancestral enemies. But that was a few ages ago in another America.

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


aw gently caress

https://twitter.com/New_Narrative/status/1057741793104543744

SHE'S RUNNING

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

sloppo posted:

Literally nothing is real.

the piss tape is literally nothing

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

whoa

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:

Damo posted:

why does he always take questions with marine one in the background making a shitload of noise

oh i know

rteuimp

Uh that is Super Blazer One, the President's personal fire truck

get it right

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
https://twitter.com/robwhitevandam/status/1057761901600497667?s=21

Love Rat
Jan 15, 2008

I've made a psycho call to the woman I love, I've kicked a dog to death, and now I'm going to pepper spray an acquaintance. Something... I mean, what's happened to me?

sloppo posted:

Literally nothing is real.

Only death is real.

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

cumshitter posted:

so is he a gunshitter

there was an LF poster back in the day called "pistolshit" or something like that

posted a lot about "new urbanism" I think

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

a harrowing tale of a woman married to a serial sexual predator

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

tacodaemon posted:

are you ready for a chud rally?

no, i'm afraid i am not ready

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






if joe is running he needs to morph into onion biden stat

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009






lol

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes
I wish I could bet on predictit for free $$$:

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

The Ol Spicy Keychain posted:



happy halloween trump thread

a cupcake and a candy bar

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

haljordan posted:

if joe is running he needs to morph into onion biden stat

https://twitter.com/Bencjacobs/stat...D203%23lastpost

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEfqLfMrlgk&t=389s

trump

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
i love living in the sticks, but i really do miss trick-or-treaters. come on down for some candy just the skunks and coyotes prowling

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

DryGoods posted:

i love living in the sticks, but i really do miss trick-or-treaters. come on down for some candy just the skunks and coyotes prowling

yeh same

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

if it werent for the poor school choices i'd live in the sticks 2

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

https://twitter.com/tobyjoe/status/1057769870132236288

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.
Back of the envelope guess that supporting one of are troops along the border will cost around $1000 a day all in, and since it's the military that's probably more like $3000 because they probably ride helicopters to the bathroom, so 15,000 troops is around $50 million a day.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

twoday posted:

just remembered watching this on the news decades ago, totally randomly, when someone tried to crash a plane into the white house

https://www.nytimes.com/1994/09/13/us/crash-white-house-overview-unimpeded-intruder-crashes-plane-into-white-house.html

Really this is a pro click

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
reverie

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



DryGoods posted:

no, i'm afraid i am not ready

well you're in luck because there are chud rallies scheduled for the next five days, sometimes two or three per day:

Oct. 31: Florida
Nov. 1: Missouri
Nov. 2: West Virginia, Indiana
Nov. 3: Montana, Florida
Nov. 4: Georgia, Tennessee
Nov. 5: Ohio, Indiana, Missouri

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



petit choux posted:

Sorry, it will be granted to you in name but denied you and the entire country will stonewall your every action because of the color of your skin. Then they'll elect one of the most notoriously crooked jerks this country has ever produced who will deliberately undo everything good you ever accomplished.

That's why he's hanging out in the Bahamas or whatever and not saying anything of import now. We blew it. As a nation, we fully deserve the worst Trump and his syndicate can do to us. Which is what Obama should be saying right now.

ah yeah, that's why he's getting zillions of dollars and hanging on on whore island, because we weren't worthy enough for his policy goals of *checks the Grand Bargain* raising the retirement age to 67

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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Typo posted:

I wish I could bet on predictit for free $$$:



i'm still betting on the longshot of "dems miraculously retake both senate and house, then proceed to do everything the gop wants anyway"

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