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What kind of cocoon are you in right now?
This poll is closed.
bitterness and resentment 501 25.13%
the one from Final Fantasy 13 275 13.79%
buttered mess of resent mints 159 7.97%
TRUEMP 126 6.32%
the liberal media bubble 273 13.69%
hell 660 33.10%
Total: 1994 votes
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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

yer a freaken gay frog

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byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
extremely moon god voice: infrastructure . . . month?

Thom12255
Feb 23, 2013
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MONEY

Al! posted:

infrastructure MONTH? jesus we're doomed

:ironicat:

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


euphronius posted:

haha there are literally no democrats in this district https://twitter.com/forecasterenten/status/1057731747755028480

lol :gritin:

brugroffil posted:

in short: lol nobody knows nothin' good luck fuckers

https://twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/1057741432067424256

lol :gritin:

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Lastgirl posted:

yer a freaken gay frog

turnin me :gay:

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

tacodaemon posted:

the President of the United States of America

DONALD J. TRUMP

:yeah::beerpal:

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



FAUXTON posted:

A lot of people are able to stay sane when they are insulated from the effects of the chud scourge. When you're white and not poor it's among your luxuries - not getting harassed by cops, not getting hosed over in jobs, not really feeling any threat from trump or urgency to limit the damage.

they have the ability to stay sane but they choose not to. they're choosing to pickle their own brains on boomer facebook as opposed to enjoying their decades of stolen wealth. its fuckin mind-boggling

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

is the atrazine supposed to be making him froggay

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



power word- Jeb! posted:

lol her dad is the photographer? never knew that detail

daddy_daughter_purity_ball.jpg

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Al! posted:

infrastructure MONTH? jesus we're doomed
as it was written

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Business Gorillas posted:

iirc trump jr takes candy away from his kids to give them a lesson about socialism every year

yep

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016


So in the long run, propping up terrorists and dictators in South America has paid off and we're going to now reap the rewards, ladies and gentlemen, as Brazil monetizes the Amazon rain forest.

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

tacodaemon posted:

The White House
Office of the Press Secretary
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
October 31, 2018

Critical Infrastructure Security and Resilience Month, 2018

By the President of the United States of America

A Proclamation

The world today relies on critical infrastructure, such as power grids, water and food supplies, election infrastructure, transportation systems, and communications networks, that is increasingly complex, interconnected, and interdependent. During Critical Infrastructure Security and Resilience Month, we emphasize the vital role of strong national infrastructure in the national and economic security of our Nation. By mitigating risks to our critical infrastructure, we can keep America safe, healthy, and prosperous.

Cyber actors who aim to compromise or disrupt networks -- often for monetary and political gain -- are an increasing threat to our critical infrastructure. In September, I released the first fully articulated National Cyber Strategy in 15 years. The implementation of this strategy will strengthen America's defenses against cyber threats, help to secure our critical infrastructure, and protect cyberspace as an engine of economic growth, innovation, and democratic security. A key aspect of the strategy is strengthening existing partnerships with the private sector to thwart any threat and to protect critical infrastructure. By improving engagement between the United States Government and the private sector, we are better able to leverage the resources and capabilities of those who own and operate the vast majority of our Nation's critical infrastructure. Safeguarding our democratic processes is an important part of my strategy, and an imperative this election season. The protection
and security of our election infrastructure, which is critical infrastructure, must be a top priority of the Federal Government and its partners across the country.

We must also maintain our focus on other aspects of our critical infrastructure, which sustain our food supply, our fuel sources, and our means of trade. National disasters like the recent wildfires, floods, and hurricanes -- as well as the activities of our adversaries -- speak directly to the importance of continuing to enhance and protect it. Every day, the Department of Homeland Security is working with government and private sector stakeholders to assess and address risks of every type to our critical infrastructure.

As we mark Critical Infrastructure Security and Resilience Month, we express our gratitude for the increasing efforts throughout government and the private sector to keep our Nation safe, secure, and prosperous. And we reaffirm our commitment to using our collective skills, knowledge, and capabilities to protect our country from evolving man-made and natural threats by making the Nation's critical infrastructure more secure and resilient.

NOW, THEREFORE, I, DONALD J. TRUMP, President of the United States of America, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Constitution and the laws of the United States, do hereby proclaim November 2018 as Critical Infrastructure Security and Resilience Month. I call upon the people of the United States to recognize the importance of protecting our Nation's infrastructure and to observe this month with appropriate measures to enhance our national security and resilience.

IN WITNESS WHEREOF, I have hereunto set my hand this thirty-first day of October, in the year of our Lord two thousand eighteen, and of the Independence of the United States of America the two hundred and forty-third.

DONALD J. TRUMP

###

https://i.imgur.com/fyeyDjm.gifv

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


I just slammed like a hundred pages of Trump into my veins

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

ugh I've been in training all day. my trump receptors are screaming for a fix. what is the dumbest thing that happened today?

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Trump doesn't give out a single thing for halloween. Why the gently caress would you even think otherwise?

PoopOnaShoe
Apr 14, 2009

Business Gorillas posted:

iirc trump jr takes candy away from his kids to give them a lesson about socialism every year
The guy that took the risk to buy the costume is extracting the excess labor from trick or treating
(thats capitalism)

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Mills Brothers were crazy awesome

Probably got threatened with lynching like every couple days

[edit] this country loving sucks

also I apologize if this sounds horrible but for some reason seeing photographs of African-Americans from a long time ago when it's blatantly obvious that they've got a lot of European DNA cooking inside just burns me up and makes me want to smash things

I mean it's not like it's their fault it's just the "this country loving sucks" thing made manifest

emfive has issued a correction as of 00:33 on Nov 1, 2018

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Spergin Morlock posted:

ugh I've been in training all day. my trump receptors are screaming for a fix. what is the dumbest thing that happened today?

https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/1057703421778845696

https://twitter.com/nathanTbernard/status/1057687081688932352

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



*a guy emptyquotes literally every thing trump says or does for 4 years*

<cspam goon> that guy is sane as gently caress

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Spergin Morlock posted:

ugh I've been in training all day. my trump receptors are screaming for a fix. what is the dumbest thing that happened today?

trumps "brown people are coming to murder you" tweets

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

An Apple A Gay posted:

post a song my poster

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdDXagRE9t0

:350:

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



PoopOnaShoe posted:

The guy that took the risk to buy the costume is extracting the excess labor from trick or treating
(thats capitalism)

dressing up as my dad and stealing candy to trigger my kids

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
So, how 'bout those Saudi Arabian teen girls in New York who accidentally ducttaped each other together at the wrists and ankles and jumped into the Hudson? Boy, that's a real headscratcher. ABC World News Tonight was sure to point out that it could've been suicide, too!

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
https://twitter.com/edzitron/status/1057777178329309185

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


like the implied threat to venezuela too

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

is this frog gay yet :thunk:

PoopOnaShoe
Apr 14, 2009

Business Gorillas posted:

dressing up as my dad and stealing candy to trigger my kids

also capitalism

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


:stare: at the first one, lmao at dong jr

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

ShriekingMarxist posted:

HELL YEAH BABY, ITS FUKKEN INFRASTRUCTURE MONTH

Yesssssssssssssz

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



SKULL.GIF posted:

it's funny how mad you are about having to work at epic

i don't work at epic

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



trump has taken the stage


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWYAdbCG7bE

PoopOnaShoe
Apr 14, 2009
infrastructure month? ok thats it. trumps right. im tired of winning this poo poo is exhausting.

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

emfive posted:

Back of the envelope guess that supporting one of are troops along the border will cost around $1000 a day all in, and since it's the military that's probably more like $3000 because they probably ride helicopters to the bathroom, so 15,000 troops is around $50 million a day.

Hey, we got it to throw around. We'll just leave the Dems with the tab again.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
I don't know what they want from me. It's like
The more truml we come across the more problems we see

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

petit choux posted:

You kill all the males ... and then the "rape all the women" is a silent part to this also.

lol at referring to boys and men as males so he can elide over the fact that he wants the children all dead as well

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin
IK beef

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.
Gabapentin and ethanol are like woah

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FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Tubgoat posted:

So, how 'bout those Saudi Arabian teen girls in New York who accidentally ducttaped each other together at the wrists and ankles and jumped into the Hudson? Boy, that's a real headscratcher. ABC World News Tonight was sure to point out that it could've been suicide, too!

Oddly enough that is more likely to be the Saudi killsquad that seems to be in every Saudi embassy and consulate.

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