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I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

he should consider weight lifting or posing instead

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henkman
Oct 8, 2008

DumbWhiteGuy posted:

yo listen i will stop posting these when i stop laughing at them

https://twitter.com/FullContactMTWF/status/1055932002224852992

Lmao

FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006



DumbWhiteGuy posted:

yo listen i will stop posting these when i stop laughing at them

https://twitter.com/FullContactMTWF/status/1055932002224852992

:ortiz:

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


coconono posted:

i'm gonna be sad when this dude milkshake ducks himself

he already looks as if Indiana Jones would trip him into a piece of machinery

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Dude is totally doing a raptor from jurassic park not a t-rex.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

I.N.R.I posted:

he should consider weight lifting or posing instead

I'm surprised he isn't just sticking with the acting thing, he seems to be doing ok in that.

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm7455038/

DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me

DumbWhiteGuy posted:

yo listen i will stop posting these when i stop laughing at them

https://twitter.com/FullContactMTWF/status/1055932002224852992

https://twitter.com/AliAbdelaziz00/status/1056087149383081984

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Did they not react to him saying that

I see Schaub grinning like he's trying to process what he just heard

mewse
May 2, 2006

Mr. Carlisle posted:

Did they not react to him saying that

I see Schaub grinning like he's trying to process what he just heard

I didn't realize what was funny until the second time I played it

Team_q
Jul 30, 2007

Callen was trying to be stone cold, but Schaub gave the camera a quick cheeky eyebrow look.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Now I am become Borb,
the Destroyer of Seeb

Team_q posted:

Callen was trying to be stone cold, but Schaub gave the camera a quick cheeky eyebrow look.



Good God Schaub and Theo Von interviewing him would be the Youtube clip of the year.

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



I'd be more interested in a Werner Herzog documentary of the UFC from inception to today, with Tito as the main focal point.

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



These washed up fighters are all heading to retirement.

But one fighter caught our eye. The giant headed bald one. He will neither go to teach middle school wrestling in retirement nor will he return to the rest of his generation of fighters, in prison for sex crimes. Shortly afterwards or saw him heading toward a cage to engage in a professional bout in front of thousands of paying viewers. Scott Coker ater told us that even if we were to force him to stop and receive the numerous surgeries and neurological assessments he needs, he would immediately sprint back to the cage.

But why?

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Nov 2, 2017

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Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



lmao

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

lol

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

I'm so glad they left the bit at the end

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/12_6Codo/status/1056971341377691648

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



Hell. good for him

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009
He's doing everything he wanted to do.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Easist fights for the most money :hmmyes:

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Good for MM. Hope he comes back to the UFC at some point and remains in top form though.

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009

CommonShore posted:

Easist fights for the most money :hmmyes:

That Horiguchi rematch could be interesting.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

I hope MM whoops the poo poo out of the entire division and then does it again afterwards in a Street Fighter tournament.

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?
Do it like chess boxing, only it's 3 rounds of each. You can get the draw if you lose all 3 fghing rounds but win all 3 street fighter rounds.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
I hope he enters open weight tournaments and comes in roided as gently caress at like 165.

Stealth Tiger
Nov 14, 2009

gently caress that would own

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

doing a shitton of steroids and playing videogames sounds awesome

TheTofuShop
Aug 28, 2009

https://twitter.com/gabijiu/status/1057824700611551232

oh gabi :allears:

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
i wonder how lord waffle beard is doing

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
He died rip

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Tito v Chuck may be in trouble, golden boy are offering tickets with 25% off

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bpmp1iIFONy/?taken-by=goldenboyboxing

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Lid posted:

Tito v Chuck may be in trouble, golden boy are offering tickets with 25% off

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bpmp1iIFONy/?taken-by=goldenboyboxing

it might be that nobody actually wants to see that

Rigel
Nov 11, 2016

lol, Schaub is going to film his first comedy special for Showtime soon

https://twitter.com/BrendanSchaub/status/1050796195390447616

FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006



Can’t be worse than Gronk’s I guess.

mewse
May 2, 2006

How am I gonna make jokes about how bad it is without watching it :iiam:

Rigel
Nov 11, 2016

mewse posted:

How am I gonna make jokes about how bad it is without watching it :iiam:

Reasonably speaking, my expectation is that it should be at least average compared to other comedians given the work and the shitload of help he's received. He's worked on his first hour for what, 3 years? AND he has gotten lots of help from Rogan and a who's who of other comic stars in LA? He's really got no excuse at all to have a bad hour at this point.

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LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
hes only got 27:54 in total fight time of him losing

i dont know what other funny things he could do for the remaining 32 minutes

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