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What kind of cocoon are you in right now?
This poll is closed.
bitterness and resentment 501 25.13%
the one from Final Fantasy 13 275 13.79%
buttered mess of resent mints 159 7.97%
TRUEMP 126 6.32%
the liberal media bubble 273 13.69%
hell 660 33.10%
Total: 1994 votes
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sullat
Jan 9, 2012

Dapper_Swindler posted:

its gonna be worse then that. he is gonna close the border or some insane dumb poo poo because he wants to look like strong man.

It's going to be a stupid stunt like putting a million marines on the border.

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Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

jesus christ, these dudes are all the same. weird psudo intellectual white dudes in suits and malformed heads and dumb hodgepodge philosophies based on long dead dudes who they don't understand.

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:

Broshevik posted:

I honestly don't see how November could get dumber than this

:unsmigghh:

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene
i found things to do and ppl to do them with

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

ASenileAnimal posted:

roger stone gonna flee the country in his whimsical hot air balloon



i hope to one day run into stone and his wife at a swingers joint

campfire
Feb 19, 2008

Snoo Zertnert

Robert Plant posted:

What'd I miss?

jawohl's press conference was as much of a doozy as we all dreamed it would be

highlights include:

- skeezy lawyer guy calling jacob a child prodigy who has "eclipsed mozart"

- same guy claiming that the woman allegedly raped by mueller was "just a 25 year old kid who probably didn't understand what director of the fbi meant"

- jacob complaining that people on twitter photoshopped him into a corn cob while obviously not aware of the reference

- 20 year old jacob wohl saying he's been involved in many investigations "over the years" when asked his credentials

- the entire room laughing derisively every time he says some dumb poo poo (basically every time he opens his mouth)

any other highlights i missed? oh yeah lawyer dude's fly was down the entire time

Martin BadClixx
Jul 14, 2012

dada stijl

:cumpolice:

cargo cult posted:

i found things to do and ppl to do them with

Videogame people are not real, dummy!

ASenileAnimal
Dec 21, 2017

Al! posted:

hey, they cropped the stock photo model so you couldn't immediately reverse image search it this time, good going jawohl

ahahahahah holy poo poo

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

the reason they say "go vote" is so any problems caused by the democrats can be blamed on the voters and not the people they're stuck voting for

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Epic High Five posted:

everything in all sectors is just knowing the right people unfortunately

Having crippling social anxiety for most of my life pays off again lmao

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Broshevik posted:

I honestly don't see how November could get dumber than this

ye of little faith. trump has policy announcement at 4 on immigration and the border.

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010



Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
lmao

https://twitter.com/ECNlRP/status/1058057732232765440

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

Broshevik posted:

I honestly don't see how November could get dumber than this

https://twitter.com/cushbomb/status/822504053057929218

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

:vince:

This is the story that keeps on giving.

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

ASenileAnimal posted:

roger stone gonna flee the country in his whimsical hot air balloon


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buddhanc
Feb 16, 2010

loL do you think the special counsel offices lawyers were gathered around a laptop snickering at that press conference

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1058036578902249472?s=21

I get the appeal of child prodigy OP but make this OP

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

:vince:

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/CassCarolyne/status/1058043185275043842

"the mueller accusation" is definitely how a victim would phrase it

ASenileAnimal
Dec 21, 2017


i looked at the picture and thought no way did jacob just make an account with a stock photo and he loving did lmao forever

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
jacob literally doesn't know any women his age irl and went right back to the gettyimages well thinking THIS TIME I WONT BE CAUGHT

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


FactsAreUseless posted:

Who gives a poo poo about enthusiasm polls, the elections aren't legitimate

Who gives a poo poo about your posts, they are dumb and repetitive

Huxley
Oct 10, 2012



Grimey Drawer
There's no way he made that account, c'mon.

Even after this morning, I refuse to accept he did that.

gregday
May 23, 2003

"LA Fashionista"

Deceptive Thinker
Oct 5, 2005

I'll rip out your optics!
this is one of the best ARGs I've seen tbh

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

children are dying everywhere lol

chird
Sep 26, 2004

https://i.imgur.com/WXa8tVB.png

"Yes, yes, Roger, we get it, Bannon bad. But can I wear a waistcoat with cords?"

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

OldTennisCourt posted:

https://twitter.com/alexnazaryan/status/1058027066816380928

Here is the handout that outlines the accusation Jacob gave out at the press conference

her friends name is.....rosenstein???

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Deceptive Thinker posted:

this is one of the best ARGs I've seen tbh

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 353 days!

Internet Webguy posted:

https://twitter.com/jeremyherb/status/1058048941017755649

a load every week going forward- cumshitter's blackmail demands

What was that this morning??? You left without saying goodbye :qq:

Careful Drums
Oct 30, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Broshevik posted:

I honestly don't see how November could get dumber than this

midterms are tuesday, it's gonna get dumb, real real dumb

animist
Aug 28, 2018
how the gently caress do y'all make 6000 posts in one day

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Ages posted:

The whole wohl

the wohl incelada

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
rofl he basically just did a search of getty images for the name "carolyne kass" and picked the only one he could find

it's from 2009 lol



brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


https://twitter.com/theintercept/status/1058060494240710660

Robert Plant
Jan 6, 2015

campfire posted:

jawohl's press conference was as much of a doozy as we all dreamed it would be

highlights include:

- skeezy lawyer guy calling jacob a child prodigy who has "eclipsed mozart"

- same guy claiming that the woman allegedly raped by mueller was "just a 25 year old kid who probably didn't understand what director of the fbi meant"

- jacob complaining that people on twitter photoshopped him into a corn cob while obviously not aware of the reference

- 20 year old jacob wohl saying he's been involved in many investigations "over the years" when asked his credentials

- the entire room laughing derisively every time he says some dumb poo poo (basically every time he opens his mouth)

any other highlights i missed? oh yeah lawyer dude's fly was down the entire time

lol

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


I’m beginning to think this Wohl kid is a giant loving idiot moron

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

FactsAreUseless posted:

Who gives a poo poo about enthusiasm polls, the elections aren't legitimate

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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
How does Wohl not understand how reverse image search works yet? He's been owned by it like 50 times in the past 3 days.

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