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What kind of cocoon are you in right now?
This poll is closed.
bitterness and resentment 501 25.13%
the one from Final Fantasy 13 275 13.79%
buttered mess of resent mints 159 7.97%
TRUEMP 126 6.32%
the liberal media bubble 273 13.69%
hell 660 33.10%
Total: 1994 votes
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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Lastgirl posted:

humans are omnivores, we eat everything



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Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

SKULL.GIF posted:

paranoid, anxious, and hiding in the shower stall with 3 towels over your head is a pretty miserable way to live

use 4 towels instead. your welcome

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

DryGoods posted:

how have you eaten it before? bbq'ed is delicious. we have eastern carolina bbq here with vinegar and it's great but tomato or mustard sauce is really good too. it's like pulled pork.

Hell yeah one true barbecue is vinegar

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!

DryGoods posted:

how have you eaten it before? bbq'ed is delicious. we have eastern carolina bbq here with vinegar and it's great but tomato or mustard sauce is really good too. it's like pulled pork.

:circlefap:

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Dr_0ctag0n posted:

Paranoia is not a side effect of weed, it's a side effect of drug prohibition

also this.

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Spergin Morlock posted:

theres no such thing as "getting too high". catatonic and couch locked is the best way to live

too high (on weed) = think I'm gonna die

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Reality Pisser posted:

You can eat weed instead of smoking it

its almost a different drug when consumed

once i ate half a weed brownie and then went surfing and had a staring contest with a seal.

then The Fear came

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

if i don't accidentally drool on myself at least once in the next 3 hours, i didn't eat enough

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

SKULL.GIF posted:

bison > venison >> beef >> fish, generally >>>>>> pig

not including rare meats in here

it's extremely funny that america completely genocided the single best source of meat it'll ever see in its history and one completely compatible with its society and functionality

bison are not genocided (anymore i guess) and actually the population requires active eating.

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
that Trump pork pic always looks like he's biting into vienna sausages

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


shovelbum posted:

Any whiskey that doesn't have like at least slight weird scotch smoke and iodine flavors just makes me think of puking up wild turkey 101 in college at least a little

I'll drink to that

*pours another Buffalo Trace*

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
like bison wandering out of yellowstone and causing havoc in montana ranches is like... every day now

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
one time i got cross faded and i turned the lights off then i had to turn the lights back on because being in a dark room really tripped me out and i couldn't even feel where i was

i imagine thats what Trump feels when he closes his eyes

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

SHVPS4DETH posted:

i watched the first 3 eps of king of the hill

show is bad

welp thanks for reading

sorry for your broke brains

One of the only positives of being dragged to Texas when I was younger is I found out it was actually a documentary

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!
I want a pork chop on a stick. Why does Trump get to have everything cool when he has poo poo for brains

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


SKULL.GIF posted:

bison > venison >> beef >> fish, generally >>>>>> pig

not including rare meats in here

it's extremely funny that america completely genocided the single best source of meat it'll ever see in its history and one completely compatible with its society and functionality

pig is good

but its kinda scary because of the parasites JFK put in them (why do u think CIA assasinated!)

also apparently if an uncastrated pig accidentally gets slaughtered, the meat from it ends up tasting/smelling like piss when cooked due to weird hormones that were in it, but it only happens once in a while, and only some people are capable of smelling it, and im one of them, i have the piss gene, i got some fuckin bacon last week lmao started cooking it, instant piss smell :trumppop:

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

Reminder that ABC World News Tonight actually said "Police have not yet ruled out an accident or suicide," for additional :catstare: and :smithicide:.

Damo
Nov 8, 2002

The second-generation Pontiac Sunbird, introduced by the automaker for the 1982 model year as the J2000, was built to be an inexpensive and fuel-efficient front-wheel-drive commuter car capable of seating five.

Offensive Clock
everyone just eat deer until they are all dead

or just kill them and dont eat them

gently caress deer

Ayn Randi
Mar 12, 2009


Grimey Drawer
dick on a stick

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

somebody post Snoo schorkles please

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
just get your kicks in while you can, its industry greed and govt greed/inaction thats killing the planet not your individual consumption because for every you that there is trying to reduce your carbon footprint theres a guy so mad at you for reducing your carbon footprint he literally has rigged his truck to blow out black smoke. if we had regulation thered be motive for everyone to reduce their carbon footprint on their own but as it stands lol

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Rah! posted:

pig is good

but its kinda scary because of the parasites JFK put in them (why do u think CIA assasinated!)

also apparently if an uncastrated pig accidentally gets slaughtered, the meat from it ends up tasting/smelling like piss when cooked due to weird hormones that were in it, but it only happens once in a while, and only some people are capable of smelling it, and im one of them, i have the piss gene, i got some fuckin bacon last week lmao started cooking it, instant piss smell :trumppop:

about half the pork i eat is raw and room temp and i'm fine you big baby

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
eating all kinds of meat practices you for cannibalism when the world is nuked 3x over, so you can eat irradiated human meat just like in Fallout, just don't eat the brains or you'll get prions or whatever the gently caress it is~

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

SHVPS4DETH posted:

i watched the first 3 eps of king of the hill

show is bad

welp thanks for reading

the first season is probably pretty rough tbh like literally every other great show

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Solarin posted:

somebody post Snoo schorkles please

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Al! posted:

just get your kicks in while you can, its industry greed and govt greed/inaction thats killing the planet not your individual consumption because for every you that there is trying to reduce your carbon footprint theres a guy so mad at you for reducing your carbon footprint he literally has rigged his truck to blow out black smoke. if we had regulation thered be motive for everyone to reduce their carbon footprint on their own but as it stands lol

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Lastgirl posted:

eating all kinds of meat practices you for cannibalism when the world is nuked 3x over, so you can eat irradiated human meat just like in Fallout, just don't eat the brains or you'll get prions or whatever the gently caress it is~

priapism

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
theres like, no hope in you being a virtuous individual, organized collective action is the only thing that can save us and well [points to everything]

Menstrual Show
Jun 3, 2004

SKULL.GIF posted:

yeah but it's much harder to dose properly and getting too high actually sucks extremely

keep a cbd pen around and never worry about being too high again, my friend

Damo
Nov 8, 2002

The second-generation Pontiac Sunbird, introduced by the automaker for the 1982 model year as the J2000, was built to be an inexpensive and fuel-efficient front-wheel-drive commuter car capable of seating five.

Offensive Clock
i just dont get how you can not like pork at all when salami exists

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

do you think saudi arabia will murder anyone(other than like 1,000 Yemenis) during the WWE pay per view thing happening there tomorrow

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007


:jackbud:

but no the one in the plane

no pubes yet sorry
Sep 11, 2003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSg826QJWDE

are u prepared for federal prison?

i really don't care

do you?

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Solarin posted:

:jackbud:

but no the one in the plane

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe
A huge majority of carbon emissions come from sources that consumers wouldn't even notice if they were replaced by the current readily available alternatives. Making it a lifestyle issue is ridiculous unless you commit to the imo extremely anti socialist agenda of cutting emissions by slashing living standards (for the non rich only natch). Of course the chuds care deeply about what fuels power plants and eighteen wheelers burn for some reason.

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007


alright I feel better, thank you

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Damo posted:

i just dont get how you can not like pork at all when salami exists

i had a pancetta sandwich a while ago that was crazy

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


DryGoods posted:

what would cspam be like under nixon?

Exactly the same, except we would be yelling at like Halderman instead of Jared IDK

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punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



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