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What are you thankful for?
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Video games (sincere) 44 10.89%
Video games (ironic) 14 3.47%
Video games (the mod) 74 18.32%
Video games (but only for my platform of choice) 10 2.48%
Video games (but only the one game I play) 13 3.22%
Video games (but only the ones I played as a kid) 17 4.21%
Family, friends, your job, the forum (sincere) 38 9.41%
Family, friends, your job, the forum (ironic) 14 3.47%
Bowsette 117 28.96%
That this Bowsette meme seems to be dying 63 15.59%
Total: 404 votes
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PantsBandit
Oct 26, 2007

it is both a monkey and a boombox

Andrast posted:

There isn't nearly enough homoeroticism in FE though

:gay: beats spear

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precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

Andrast posted:

There isn't nearly enough homoeroticism in FE though

You want MORE? In most of the games there are explicit gay relationships and a couple dozen implied ones.

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

Rarity posted:

I'm feeling a bit more confident in REvil4 now. This morning I made friends with a Spanish cop and we bro'd down hard until the locals got rowdy but I managed to escape and now the main dude says I've got their blood so I guess I've passed the hazing ritual and I'm part of the frat now. I can't wait for our first kegger!

The controls may feel archaic if you've never played it before but it's alright since the game is designed around them- definitely weird if you've been playing twin stick 3rd person shooters. Gotta kind of pick your spots and post up; more thinking about positioning and avoiding getting blindsided

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
Hell, Raven is both gay for Lucius AND in love with his sister. He covers both bases!

Motto
Aug 3, 2013

love my version-split and mechanically punished gay romances

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

Motto posted:

love my version-split and mechanically punished gay romances

Which FE game does this? Certainly not all of them. Matthew / Guy S rank makes them both killing machines

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

exquisite tea posted:

Last Spring I got contact dermatitis from my wedding ring all of a sudden and now I can't wear it for even 20 minutes without my finger becoming swollen and blistered for weeks. Don't get married, kids!

I got married this last June and my wedding ring always bothers me. :/ I only wear it when I leave the house but I feel bad about that.

Have you heard the new Carly Rae Jepsen song, by the way?

Andrast
Apr 21, 2010


precision posted:

You want MORE? In most of the games there are explicit gay relationships and a couple dozen implied ones.

Fire Emblem is remarkably bad about gay romances (if it has them at all) considering how much emphasis the later games place on making your units kiss

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


Yes I had the chorus stuck in my head for about an hour and a half while I was out running this morning.

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

exquisite tea posted:

Yes I had the chorus stuck in my head for about an hour and a half while I was out running this morning.

It's a very good song.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I missed the new chat thread and now it's 14 pages in after only a day wow

gameS? are good.

Poniard
Apr 3, 2011



Taintrunner posted:

gameS? are good.

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


I said come in! posted:

It's a very good song.

Most songs about beatin' it generally are.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
also apparently payday 2 ends with you breaking into the white house to steal blank presidential pardons

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Monkey Fracas posted:

more thinking about positioning and avoiding getting blindsided

The enemies have a specific callout they make when they're sneaking up behind you.





(They're literally saying "I'm behind you, idiot!" in Spanish)

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

Andrast posted:

Fire Emblem is remarkably bad about gay romances (if it has them at all) considering how much emphasis the later games place on making your units kiss

Again, which ones? The GBA games have a lot of gay romances. If they changed that in the 3DS games, that's sad

Motto
Aug 3, 2013

precision posted:

Which FE game does this? Certainly not all of them. Matthew / Guy S rank makes them both killing machines

fates split its explicit romances across two versions and you lose out on 1-2 units for doing so

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Yeah gay couples can't have kids and kid units are the most powerful ones you can acquire.

Cowcaster
Aug 7, 2002



:chloe:

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


No one agrees with me that Kirby should have died. Am I out of touch?

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010

Lurdiak posted:

No one agrees with me that Kirby should have died. Am I out of touch?

Yes

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

Lurdiak posted:

No one agrees with me that Kirby should have died. Am I out of touch?

im going to throw up

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Lurdiak posted:

No one agrees with me that Kirby should have died. Am I out of touch?

Mod plz

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

and...oh my...could you please...
oh my...

Grimey Drawer
Maybe he's just worried that kirbs will be thrown into a deep depression due to survivor's guilt

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
next up on I Shouldn't Be Alive it's Kirby

from the video game, y'know

al-azad
May 28, 2009



You can't kill what is undying.

Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos

Lurdiak posted:

No one agrees with me that Kirby should have died. Am I out of touch?

Get out

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


:(

Why can't it be Ness or something who survives for once. Or like, Mr. Game and Watch.

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

and with strange aeons even death may HIIIII

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

and...oh my...could you please...
oh my...

Grimey Drawer

Lurdiak posted:

:(

Why can't it be Ness or something who survives for once. Or like, Mr. Game and Watch.

Because Sakurai didn't create those characters

Andrast
Apr 21, 2010


Lurdiak posted:

:(

Why can't it be Ness or something who survives for once. Or like, Mr. Game and Watch.

Kirby is just more powerful than everyone else

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


Kirby is a corrupted old God. Corrupted by friendship.
So of course he survives.

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

Lurdiak posted:

No one agrees with me that Kirby should have died. Am I out of touch?

What the gently caress?

PantsBandit
Oct 26, 2007

it is both a monkey and a boombox
I wonder if they'll make it canon that the beams of light are what destroy the characters when they're knocked off the stage.

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

Beams of light have a lot to answer for at the moment

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.
"Hate Crime Charges Being Pursued For Violent Members of the 'Alt-Light'"

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

Motto posted:

fates split its explicit romances across two versions and you lose out on 1-2 units for doing so

Lame. I didn't ever finish those.

Echoes is really good so far though, especially for being a remake of the weirdest entry in the series

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

I think Kirby is a cute design but also a big ball of nothing

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

His body contains The Void yes

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precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
Kirby is named after a lawyer

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