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What kind of cocoon are you in right now?
This poll is closed.
bitterness and resentment 501 25.13%
the one from Final Fantasy 13 275 13.79%
buttered mess of resent mints 159 7.97%
TRUEMP 126 6.32%
the liberal media bubble 273 13.69%
hell 660 33.10%
Total: 1994 votes
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THS
Sep 15, 2017

agents kill your officers

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RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

campfire posted:

drat how do i get the job of reading the trump thread 24/7, my boss already subsidizes like 4 hours of it a day minimum

There are long uncomfortable stretches at night when there are no posts in the CSPAM or D&D Trump thread and I have to reflect on how badly I'm loving up my life that I notice them.

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



im the guy that has to write a lengthy report everytime drygoods posts a photoshop or gif

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

i believe in stardust

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
agents hunched around a giant video screen showing the thunk face

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

I’m dumb as hell and I want to die

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

white sauce posted:

lol I knew it was gonna devolve into toxxing for poo poo

Look man, Mueller works at the pace of a loving sloth, the FBI is tied up trying to bait young Muslim kids into texting dumb poo poo so they get sent to Gitmo, etc etc

Nothing matters

Well now you've made me extremely mad.

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

DryGoods posted:

interpol agents are in a race against time to find the shadowy leader of CSPAM

We’re all the leader of CSPAM

Allah wills it

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

THS posted:

i thought the war was cool as hell. i played counter-strike constantly and the attack on baghdad was like christmas, all the cool military hardware and bombs

i was a total little psychopath

same but also same ityool 2018

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Al! posted:

cspam was targeted by a cointelpro operation and they decided to target me for some dumb reason

So how did that resolve itself

Are we all good now or what

red sampson
Oct 7, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
1992 was a tough year for everone and we are still recovering from it

campfire
Feb 19, 2008

Snoo Zertnert

RandomBlue posted:

There are long uncomfortable stretches at night when there are no posts in the CSPAM or D&D Trump thread and I have to reflect on how badly I'm loving up my life that I notice them.

whoa buddy if having to read the d&d trump thread is part of the job description i'm quitting

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

DryGoods posted:

i was talking to this guy who was for the war and he kept telling me how we had to invade iraq before the rest of the axis of evil could attack us

what in the world

Well now we're in the new Axis of Evil so who's laughing now, motherfucker?

Dick Milhous Rock!
Aug 9, 1974

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:
anyhow, good luck with your traumas

ACAB

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

twoday posted:

So how did that resolve itself

Are we all good now or what

yeah w'ere probably good now lol

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



Sir Tonk posted:

i believe in stardust

I liked his theme a whole bunch

campfire
Feb 19, 2008

Snoo Zertnert

im sorry for downloading the anarchist cookbook when i was 13 i didnt mean it

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

DryGoods posted:

interpol agents are in a race against time to find the shadowy leader of CSPAM

p sure that’s either cumshitter or crazy cloud

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

RandomBlue posted:

Well now you've made me extremely mad.

Remember how Flynn and is large adult son are still free and enjoying their awesome lives after committing literal treason?

Yeah, this rape accusation is probably not even on the horizon for these decorum republicans and tough-on-crime Dumbocraps

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

campfire posted:

whoa buddy if having to read the d&d trump thread is part of the job description i'm quitting

dang, feeling bad for the agent assigned to d&d

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Posting is fun and sometimes it can be good for you

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Epic High Five posted:

Subnautica if it's on Xbox, I can't remember if it is

that game is terrifying

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

twoday posted:

Yeah sure, and maybe that's good

Maybe there should be people patrolling the internet looking for violent crazy people

For the record, agents, I am traumatized by living through 9-11, and it has made me a pacifist, and I don't wish death upon anyone

I know I create artwork that looks totally unhinged and the work of a madman, but that is an artistic choice, I am just trying to capture the zeitgeist

If you have more than 2 political stickers on your car you probably need to committed for your own safety if not others.

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
wasn't james wood banned from twitter?

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
SCIENCE FICTION DOUBLE FEATURE

THS
Sep 15, 2017

[casually scrolling through manila folders to present to the supervisor]

ah yes, Cumshitter-

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

lol

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004


as a lib I’m extremely triggered by this

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

kaleedity posted:

im the guy that has to write a lengthy report everytime drygoods posts a photoshop or gif

i joke, but i really do have a ton of edits of stuff going into Trump's butt and i wonder if they just lump them all together.

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
James woods? From family guy?

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



campfire posted:

im sorry for downloading the anarchist cookbook when i was 13 i didnt mean it

GET OUT OF MY HEAD

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

THS posted:

[casually scrolling through manila folders to present to the supervisor]

ah yes, Cumshitter-

that'd be a fun project to come up with fake intel folders for each poster

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

kaleedity posted:

im the guy that has to write a lengthy report everytime drygoods posts a photoshop or gif

"There is a large close-in photo of President Trump with several growths hanging from what appears to be an infect patch under his chin and a smaller but still Presidential version of President Trump is licking those growths and making them quiver as if excited. I killed my pets today."

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



DryGoods posted:

i joke, but i really do have a ton of edits of stuff going into Trump's butt and i wonder if they just lump them all together.

the folder is literally stored in trump's butt

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

did you ever do any more book of cumshitter? also i forgot to ask for a markov of my posts

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

THS posted:

[casually scrolling through manila folders to present to the supervisor]

ah yes, Cumshitter-

imagine reading jfk the cia files and not realizing they probably have a cumshitter file at this poiint

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

hi agent I was mostly on the periphery of the phreaking scene, I didn't even have a working redbox I just lied to the guys to sound cool

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

campfire posted:

im sorry for downloading the anarchist cookbook when i was 13 i didnt mean it

Whatever brother. DAVID.

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
hell, i have a cumshitter file. did you know that cumshitter is basically second city royalty?????

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