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501 | 25.13% |
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275 | 13.79% |
| buttered mess of resent mints |
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159 | 7.97% |
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126 | 6.32% |
| the liberal media bubble |
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273 | 13.69% |
| hell |
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660 | 33.10% |
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DryGoods posted:joke's on you, dad. it's me I thought I loving grounded you for a month from TV, ipad and computer for breaking my TV you little rear end in a top hat.* * This actually just happened with my child with autism (and CP, ADHD & epliepsy) this last weekend. He threw his iPad at my plasma TV and shattered it. I heard a crack from the bedroom then "Did I shatter it.", "Yeah, you shattered it.", "I SHATTERED IT *WAILING NOISES*". He thought I was going to kill him. The thought did cross my mind for a few seconds.
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Nov 3, 2018 06:39
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cumshitter posted:thanks sometimes i wake up hungover from those and i feel a little embarrassed but im just gonna power through now Yeah we all have posts like that It's the brilliant miasma that makes up c spam
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Nov 3, 2018 06:40
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we are all in this together and if we dobt have each other it doesnt mayter what we do have
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Nov 3, 2018 06:40
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ShriekingMarxist posted:they screen it at their crazy eyes wide shut parties, everyone is in grotesque masquerade and they're elbowing for room on the couch in front of the TV with people having an orgy god dang. just the thought of Carl Reiner's wet dick flopping all over the place as Jerry Lewis makes fart sounds behind a nazi's back on the screen in the background
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Nov 3, 2018 06:41
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Our friends with autistic kids were like "Oh, that's your first, how adorable. We're on our fourth."
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Nov 3, 2018 06:41
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Squizzle posted:we are all in this together and if we dobt have each other it doesnt mayter what we do have I got yer booty hole squizzle.
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Nov 3, 2018 06:41
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Squizzle posted:we are all in this together and if we dobt have each other it doesnt mayter what we do have cheers big fella
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Nov 3, 2018 06:43
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RandomBlue posted:I got yer booty hole squizzle. true, true
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Nov 3, 2018 06:43
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ShriekingMarxist posted:That's crazy and beautiful Keep in mind this happened in Europe with two people who immigrated here
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Nov 3, 2018 06:43
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you are all beautiful where it counts
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Nov 3, 2018 06:44
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Squizzle posted:we are all in this together and if we dobt have each other it doesnt mayter what we do have Squizzle, you're alright
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Nov 3, 2018 06:45
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Squizzle posted:true, true https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SmFBhvmrmU
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Nov 3, 2018 06:45
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If I had kids I would take them to the Andes mountains and teach them to raise guinea pigs and llamas
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Nov 3, 2018 06:45
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Al! posted:if you ever get invited to the day the clown cried you literally have an obligation to film it for us im blacklisted from entertainment for calling my boss a cumshitter and nobody i know is important enough to have access to it. didnt mean to give that impression like i know the voice of homer and hes just a chill guy who i never talk simpsons with. ive worked on small projects with him and the actors he has hired treat me like poo poo out of some weird competitive spirit but idgaf because dan is a family friend and not someone im trying to use to advance my career the last project i helped him on was like 5 years ago now. thats when i landed my current job, which i actualy like. i was pretty excited about it because it was a huge step up from predatory lending this actor comes up to me after hearing me talk about the new job in button fly jeans he bought 50 pounds ago, and he cant even get the last two buttons up. hes using a belt he poked holes into himself to keep his pants up, and on top of that hes an hour late for rehearsal he tells me the following: "Lol giving up on the dream huh? Well let me tell you what happened recently: I got called in for a screen test and 5 minutes in they realized they were thinking of someone else and called the wrong person in. They still paid me $200." yeah, really making that struggling LA actor lifestyle seem really attractive
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Nov 3, 2018 06:45
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Squizzle posted:we are all in this together and if we dobt have each other it doesnt mayter what we do have i love you too
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Nov 3, 2018 06:46
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Squizzle posted:there are wonders and glories in human nature and every single fucjin day cspam pulls them into bright light and shows us all the strength and kindness that is w/in our essential nature and urges us to express it more fully w/in ourselves Piss
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Nov 3, 2018 06:48
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white sauce posted:If I had kids I would take them to the Andes mountains and teach them to raise guinea pigs and llamas that sounds like a nice dream lotta nice sounding dreams lately
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Nov 3, 2018 06:49
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Al! should get IK status if there is some way to prove that the CIA considered them as a C-SPAM leader
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Nov 3, 2018 06:49
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Squizzle posted:we are all in this together and if we dobt have each other it doesnt mayter what we do have hopefully i can feel this in the morning, cheers squizz
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Nov 3, 2018 06:50
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sometimes ill randomly meet actors i worked with on small side projects, as like a gopher and assistant, and I'll be like, "Hey! Will, right!? How you been?" then they'll rattle off their entire resume for the past 3 years and just monologue at me and ill be like, "Yeah, doing boring finance stuff. Bought a condo in the valley, just doing the ol' 9 to 5. Helped a clueless old lady do a spousal rollover for her IRA but I won't bore you with the details." and i like to watch their hearts drop out of their chest
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Nov 3, 2018 06:50
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cumshitter posted:im blacklisted from entertainment for calling my boss a cumshitter and nobody i know is important enough to have access to it. didnt mean to give that impression I've got an aunt on my wife's side that did wardrobe for Back to the Future 2 and a couple other movies (and some shows) I recognize but retired years ago. That doesn't help me or you but I think it's pretty loving cool.
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Nov 3, 2018 06:52
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actors are, nearly universally, terrible people. except for the chicago transplants i know who somehow retained their humanity
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Nov 3, 2018 06:52
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white sauce posted:Piss https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ch9ntxAwI00 The world is holy! The soul is holy! The skin is holy! The nose is holy! The tongue and cock and hand and rear end in a top hat holy! Everything is holy! everybody's holy! everywhere is holy! everyday is in eternity! Everyman's an angel!
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Nov 3, 2018 06:52
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2Dcat was the agent tasked with investigating CSPAM, but he turned rogue and is protecting us from the inside. One man's mission, coming this fall on fox: Piss Tape Confidential
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Nov 3, 2018 06:53
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cumshitter posted:sometimes ill randomly meet actors i worked with on small side projects, as like a gopher and assistant, and I'll be like, "Hey! Will, right!? How you been?" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYsvyIGH_Zc
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Nov 3, 2018 06:54
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I remember one week they made cumshitter an IK because he’s a capitalist cuck and he got wasted on a Saturday afternoon or something and just started probating everyone who was posting in the trump thread and I wanted to get probed along with the rest of my insurgent comrades so I says to Cumshitter “YOURE A CAPUTALIST CUCK” and he said “true” and didn’t probe me :shrug;
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Nov 3, 2018 06:54
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RandomBlue posted:I've got an aunt on my wife's side that did wardrobe for Back to the Future 2 and a couple other movies (and some shows) I recognize but retired years ago. That doesn't help me or you but I think it's pretty loving cool. did she steal any clothes? i knew a PA on that dumb Mentalist show where they turned strip mall psychic tricks into plot points and i asked her to steal a vest for me i have a lot of vests and i cant wait to mix and match them with my LA winter jackets
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Nov 3, 2018 06:54
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Goddamn the mods
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Nov 3, 2018 06:55
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Given Al!'s fantastic .gif animations, I could see them coming to that conclusion. Guardians/parents of differently abled persons, do you basically just consign every destructible item of value in your home to eventual replacement the second you buy it? How do you encourage your child/ward to not gently caress poo poo up? Full disclosure: I've only recently gotten a handle on managing the feelings of non-differently-abled adults and even then it's a struggle to remain mindful and patient.
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Nov 3, 2018 06:55
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when is white sauce becoming ik??
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Nov 3, 2018 06:55
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white sauce posted:Goddamn the mods iks arent mods!!!
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Nov 3, 2018 06:56
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cumshitter posted:did she steal any clothes? She was here this summer visiting but I never asked her. She did Peggy Sue Got Married and Pleasantville as well. She's a pretty cool lady.
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Nov 3, 2018 06:56
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cumshitter posted:actors are, nearly universally, terrible people. except for the chicago transplants i know who somehow retained their humanity i lived in chicago all throughout my twenties and if theres one thing i can say about chicago actors its this: they are ALL, without fail, ready to tell you about what they just worked on in improv olympics
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Nov 3, 2018 06:57
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hey guys thank you for being a really good place for a political nerd leftist to loosen up and get some decorum-free yucks and stay informed this thread is real good and so are you mostly
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Nov 3, 2018 06:57
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DryGoods posted:when is white sauce becoming ik?? He'll always be an idiot in my heart.
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Nov 3, 2018 06:57
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cumshitter posted:actors are, nearly universally, terrible people. except for the chicago transplants i know who somehow retained their humanity 
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Nov 3, 2018 06:58
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GrimGypsy posted:hey guys thank you for being a really good place for a political nerd leftist to loosen up and get some decorum-free yucks and stay informed this thread is real good and so are you mostly Cop spotted.
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Nov 3, 2018 06:58
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RandomBlue posted:Cop spotted. maybe he only became a cop after he killed a cop and took his badge
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Nov 3, 2018 06:58
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trump shits his pants every single day he's making GBS threads those pants
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Solarin posted:trump shits his pants every single day he's making GBS threads those pants Shut up Jacob.
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