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What kind of cocoon are you in right now?
This poll is closed.
bitterness and resentment 501 25.13%
the one from Final Fantasy 13 275 13.79%
buttered mess of resent mints 159 7.97%
TRUEMP 126 6.32%
the liberal media bubble 273 13.69%
hell 660 33.10%
Total: 1994 votes
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Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

cumshitter posted:

*stands in front of a mirror in my bathroom with the lights turned off*

BALOOGAN! BALOOGAN! BALOOGAN!

ow what the gently caress

*turns on the lights, theres a duck pecking at my heels and an empty bottle of canadian mist*

*falls over in shock, lands on the bottle. it breaks and pierces several major organs*

*the duck starts pecking at my cheeks*

*my cats hiss loudly outside the bathroom door*



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red sampson
Oct 7, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

cumshitter posted:

*stands in front of a mirror in my bathroom with the lights turned off*

BALOOGAN! BALOOGAN! BALOOGAN!

ow what the gently caress

*turns on the lights, theres a duck pecking at my heels and an empty bottle of canadian mist*

*falls over in shock, lands on the bottle. it breaks and pierces several major organs*

*the duck starts pecking at my cheeks*

*my cats hiss loudly outside the bathroom door*



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TbQr3aeQU0

Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,


Yinlock posted:

almost out of halloween candy

soon i'll have to come down from my 24/7 sugar high and face my malnutrition from the last 2 days and how i need to lose a ton of weight

Like a smart and responsible adult, I waited until after halloween for the price-drop on candy at the supermarket and bought a bunch to save money, then dumped it all on my coworkers to save myself from eating it. Now I'm out ten bucks and hungry.

Point, Dolash.

ShortStack
Jan 16, 2006

tinystax
good thing we did not elect hillary and we do not have chupacabra trucks on every corner

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

Karma Comedian posted:

I have not been able to pay attention lately since it broke but how badly is the Jacob Wohl thing going

Imagine The Jerk, but real.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
only candy i have is baleys, irish cream, and 40 creek cream liquor

red sampson
Oct 7, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
bad news

hillarys running again. and theres not a god drat thing you can do about it.

hahahahhahahahahahahyahahahahashahahahakfgydseavk it3toum./

Schmeichy
Apr 22, 2007

2spooky4u


Smellrose

red sampson posted:

bad news

hillarys running again. and theres not a god drat thing you can do about it.

hahahahhahahahahahahyahahahahashahahahakfgydseavk it3toum./

Halloween was Wednesday

hungry for crepes n shit
Aug 17, 2005


Just watched the Callister episode of Black Mirror and holy gently caress it was good

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

Dolash posted:

Like a smart and responsible adult, I waited until after halloween for the price-drop on candy at the supermarket and bought a bunch to save money, then dumped it all on my coworkers to save myself from eating it. Now I'm out ten bucks and hungry.

Point, Dolash.

Still smarter than Wohl.

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

red sampson posted:

bad news

hillarys running again. and theres not a god drat thing you can do about it.

hahahahhahahahahahahyahahahahashahahahakfgydseavk it3toum./

Fun

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

red sampson posted:

bad news

hillarys running again. and theres not a god drat thing you can do about it.

hahahahhahahahahahahyahahahahashahahahakfgydseavk it3toum./

i will die of laughter if she runs and loses again

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
Regular posters are all aharacters in a drama that is not understood by anyone than other regular posters

Together we craft a fantasy that makes no sense to anyone but ourselves

Good luck, agents

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Baloogan posted:

in canada they are too poilite to tell 45 year old yinlock tat hes too old to tricker or trear

actually i just had too much and it was bad weather on halloween so i only got like 4 groups and i had a shitload of leftovers

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Dolash posted:

Like a smart and responsible adult, I waited until after halloween for the price-drop on candy at the supermarket and bought a bunch to save money, then dumped it all on my coworkers to save myself from eating it. Now I'm out ten bucks and hungry.

Point, Dolash.

Airheads own and will destroy you

ShortStack
Jan 16, 2006

tinystax
the real day the clown cried was the friends we made along the way

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

twoday posted:

Regular posters are all aharacters in a drama that is not understood by anyone than other regular posters

Together we craft a fantasy that makes no sense to anyone but ourselves

Good luck, agents

trumpcraft


*stissssssS* ahhhh yeahh thats the stuff

red sampson
Oct 7, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
Hillary Clinton remains the Democrat’s best chance to defeat Trump in 2020

https://chicago.suntimes.com/columnists/hillary-clinton-2020-presidential-election-elizabeth-warren-bernie-sanders-democratic-party/

BEHOLD

candy corn.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

this reminds me of the time my mom was driving me to school and we turned on Mancow Mueller's Morning Madhouse which was Chicago's response to the Howard Stern Show encroaching on its radio market

one morning they just kept breaking in every five minutes to say, "This is the fart show" and all they did was play like 10,000 fart sounds over the course of 4 hours

it was stupid at first, but by the time she dropped me off i had to roll out of the car seat onto the parking lot of my highschool becuase i was laughing so hard

we were simple midwestern people of the plains. please do not judge us.

i watched my mother drive off and she slowly listed the car into a streetlight. when the paramedics came they started laughing too, because her car was still blasting fart noises from the surround sound

Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,


Baloogan posted:

i will die [...] if she runs and loses again

I mean, true, but that's nothing special

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Dolash posted:

I mean, true, but that's nothing special

*babylon5ishly*

faith manages

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


twoday posted:

Regular posters are all aharacters in a drama that is not understood by anyone than other regular posters

Together we craft a fantasy that makes no sense to anyone but ourselves

Good luck, agents

burrrrrrrrrrrp

Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,


Baloogan posted:

*babylon5ishly*

faith manages

That the ancient aliens pyramids one or the Dollar Tree DS9 one?

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
weed garbagr

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

cumshitter posted:

this reminds me of the time my mom was driving me to school and we turned on Mancow Mueller's Morning Madhouse which was Chicago's response to the Howard Stern Show encroaching on its radio market

one morning they just kept breaking in every five minutes to say, "This is the fart show" and all they did was play like 10,000 fart sounds over the course of 4 hours

it was stupid at first, but by the time she dropped me off i had to roll out of the car seat onto the parking lot of my highschool becuase i was laughing so hard

we were simple midwestern people of the plains. please do not judge us.

i watched my mother drive off and she slowly listed the car into a streetlight. when the paramedics came they started laughing too, because her car was still blasting fart noises from the surround sound

See, this is brilliant posting

But would it make sense as a stand alone section in the middle of a book? :thunk:

I actually don’t know anymore

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
has anyonr made this jokd abkut a video game: "big dick rng"

Schlonged Again
Jan 30, 2016

Trying to think of something funnier than Hillary running again, somehow snaking her way to the nomination, and getting bodied in the general by the same stupid email scandal.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
i had so much fun in high school

when i took my econ class, which was basically home budgeting, my teacher let me make an excel spreadsheet where all of our household expenditures for clothing and food were discount children's spider mens costumes and dog food.

but i had to buy bottles of ketchup and mustard to qualify for the food part. those were all technically meats, vegetables (mustard), and fruits (tomatoes), so she let it slide

i techinically hit 3 food groups out of 5

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Karma Comedian posted:

I have not been able to pay attention lately since it broke but how badly is the Jacob Wohl thing going

not sure how much you know but here's a good post detailing the news conference on thursday


ja wohl had a packet of info he and his scam lawyer gave to the press with a pic of the accuser that turned out to be a pic of his old girlfriend or model instead here's a fun tweet of dunking on jwohl

https://twitter.com/chrissyteigen/status/1058112361972682753

then we found out that Jacob Wohl Boy Detective tried to help a homeless woman find her stolen truck then ghosted her right before the presser. he signed an agreement that needed a pi license with a fake

Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,


anime was right posted:

has anyonr made this jokd abkut a video game: "big dick rng"

bringing back unpleasant FATAL memories

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Baloogan posted:

i will die of laughter if she runs and loses again

hungry for crepes n shit
Aug 17, 2005


There’s a trump that’s been on my mind

All the time

Dvu dvu dvudia

whoa woaa

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich
I’m a CSPAM Chaos Space Marine

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

hungry for crepes n poo poo posted:

Just watched the Callister episode of Black Mirror and holy gently caress it was good
Remind me what happens? Just, like, a main keyword, lest it inadvertently be spoiled for someone in the thread. Also, if anyone in this thread has not watched all of Black Mirror, I recommend doing so.

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

white sauce posted:

I’m a CSPAM Chaos Space Marine

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
im really drunk so im gonna wander off and play red dead a bit but here is the video where anime is right gets their av from and the song and animations rule
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LLCz1FCWrY

its apparently some chinese or something girl who found a jack stauber song? jack stauber rules. he made hamantha:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOljw0z5asI

dude makes $2,600 a month on patreon which is just amazing to me.

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

ShortStack posted:

mueller is in jail now and steve bammon is the russia guy

Oh...

RandomBlue posted:

Imagine The Jerk, but real.

...oh no.

red sampson
Oct 7, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

cumshitter posted:

i had so much fun in high school

when i took my econ class, which was basically home budgeting, my teacher let me make an excel spreadsheet where all of our household expenditures for clothing and food were discount children's spider mens costumes and dog food.

but i had to buy bottles of ketchup and mustard to qualify for the food part. those were all technically meats, vegetables (mustard), and fruits (tomatoes), so she let it slide

i techinically hit 3 food groups out of 5

I was dating a college intern in college when this hit

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arthur_Andersen#Enron_scandal

she told me that she was to blame because reasons.

If you want books cooked make 3 sets instead of 2

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug
how are there so many babylon 5 watchers in this forum

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Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,



yeah it's the thing anime was right's avatar is from

I was listening to this song just the other day on the bus and an empty fiji water bottle slid across the floor to my foot, slightly surreal

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