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Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

haljordan posted:

You wouldn't hit an unconscious maann..."

*Dale collapses, Hank kicks him in disgust*

That's the best.

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TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

You get us to state and I'll kiss each and every one of you little pansies right on the mouth!

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

Hank: I found this Indian Native Indian thing in my yard and I was wondering if you knew what it was.

John: It's a tool used for straightening the shaft of an arrow.

Hank: In a pinch, though, you could jam it into someone's brain stem, right?

John: Yes. But that's true of almost any tool.

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

i dont hate toby huss hes a sexy funny man and i forgive him for the ching chong

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

hawowanlawow posted:

If you do, I'll kick your rear end

*John Redcorn smiles, the wind blowing through his hair*

its canon that hank could kick john redcorns rear end

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Hank took a punch from Big Willy Lane.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

TheKingslayer posted:

God I love how sleazy Pratley is. Sees the mower and instantly thinks about how much poo poo he can upsell people on.

Lane Pratley's a horses rear end

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

please correct me but hank only ever actually punches l dale? i think all of hanks rear end kick bluster is based on him overpowering dale. could you imagine hank vs boomaur ranger-fu

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Literally kicks jimmy in the rear end after he makes bobby cross the speedway

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Milo and POTUS posted:

Lane Pratley's a horses rear end

But his daddy ain't doing so good. :smith:

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

idk i guess in your hyper literal world

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


You've got to spend money to mmmmake... MAGIC!

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

The boy's not a ghoul he doesn't eat that stuff!

snack eater
Aug 25, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

I just love how horribly uncoordinated John Redcorn is at sports even though he can catch a flying arrow in mid air.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Wicker Man posted:

I just love how horribly uncoordinated John Redcorn is at sports even though he can catch a flying arrow in mid air.

wait when was this

snack eater
Aug 25, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
When Joseph almost shot the panda

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

Milo and POTUS posted:

wait when was this

john no scorin red corin

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

corn in the bible posted:

john no scorin red corin

Contrarily I heard he can score at will. Look at him swing.

abigserve
Sep 13, 2009

this is a better avatar than what I had before
hanks character trait of being the secret toughest guy in arlen is written so expertly, i love it

killer crane
Dec 30, 2006

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2019

abigserve posted:

hanks character trait of being the secret toughest guy in arlen is written so expertly, i love it

"Hank, dont! Alibaster's a little guy, but he'll mess you up."

"No offense, but he's from Oklahoma."

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Sweaty IT Nerd posted:

Contrarily I heard he can score at will. Look at him swing.

big bad john

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

snack eater posted:

A white guy does his voice though

So reboot him with a Laotian guy?

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

if you feel you're ready... you will be carving one of the three tom turkeys.

i'm ready, dad. i wasn't ready last year...i realize that now.

Song For The Deaf
Aug 10, 2006

I HAVE TO USE MY SOUND SWORD NOW.
It won’t just be hard work. You’ll also be listening to the radio and taking breaks.

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

if you feel you're ready... you will be carving one of the three tom turkeys.

i'm ready, dad. i wasn't ready last year...i realize that now.

OH MY GOD IT'S SO JUICY

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Detective No. 27 posted:

OH MY GOD IT'S SO JUICY

one of my favorite moments in the show

Song For The Deaf
Aug 10, 2006

I HAVE TO USE MY SOUND SWORD NOW.
Piña Colada was dropping lab monkeys left and right.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Song For The Deaf posted:

Piña Colada was dropping lab monkeys left and right.

This is where you sit........and work.


Lisa Kudrow did such a great job with making that line sound depressing as gently caress.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

How do you know that? Are you a leaker? Are you leaking on my right now leaky?!

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyvukPKOZ9o

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


They do a really good job of showing how much Rad is a scumbag in The Wedding of Bobby Hill. Like how he takes Luanne on a date to the Hotel Arlen where they eat the complimentary food.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

haljordan posted:

This is where you sit........and work.


Lisa Kudrow did such a great job with making that line sound depressing as gently caress.

I genuinely dislike most of her acting, was quite surprised that was her, she's one of the best guest stars on a top 5 episode, imo.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Well, I can't fire Bert. We were married briefly in the '80s. Part of me still loves him.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
reading some ancient article and so many people who worked on this show went on to work on all sorts of shows, many of which are also good.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

The sheriff is such a piece of poo poo during the Debbie murder investigation. Like, wow.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

haljordan posted:

Lisa Kudrow did such a great job with making that line sound depressing as gently caress.

i didn't know that's who did that voice, but now that you say it it makes total sense.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
...in a little worried about being a slut

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
Thatherton.

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abigserve
Sep 13, 2009

this is a better avatar than what I had before

Ottermotive Insanity posted:

"Hank, dont! Alibaster's a little guy, but he'll mess you up."

"No offense, but he's from Oklahoma."

Pay her the money, friend, I ain't gonna ask again!

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