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Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



snergle posted:

americas supreme court is about to become useless like japans when republicans realise you can just ignore it and continue doing what ever you want. or you know stack it full of poo poo so you can repel roe v wade and illegally ammend the constitution and they will hand wave you in

I don't think you're listening to the poster I quoted, he clearly said there's no reason to panic because we live in the United States of America, a society with institutions

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goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Wendell posted:

Jesus gently caress

Protip: Any time you click on a cracked.com link, if the author isn't Seanbaby close that tab. Author was Seanbaby, article delivered.

Katt
Nov 14, 2017

CharlestheHammer posted:

They will literally never repeal roe v wade.

They will and have amended to oblivion. Which is way more effective.

They will do something like hear a case where a woman sues an abortion clinic for emotional distress 3 years after the abortion and then make a ruling that makes clinics vulnerable to lawsuits on any flimsy basis.

Either that or require the woman to undergo psychological evaluation before the abortion. Then have the process be subject to state or local bureaucracies that will then delay it to past the point where an abortion can be had,

Grimdude
Sep 25, 2006

It was a shame how he carried on

Lol yeah I haven't exactly seen evidence of this in ever years.

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

Frog Act posted:

I don't think you're listening to the poster I quoted, he clearly said there's no reason to panic because we live in the United States of America, a society with institutions

I know who you quoted and i think they are wrong.

CharlestheHammer posted:

They will literally never repeal roe v wade.

They will and have amended to oblivion. Which is way more effective.

I know in many states its as good as repealed but they will definitely try because its still legal and who look at all those liberal baby killers. its in the republicans best interest to keep it around as a boogey man but their base wants it gone and its the one issue they will lose their base over so they have to try and its very close to happening. especially if say ginsburg dies tommorow and trump gets another kavanaugh in.

The base that wants it gone is insanely rabid you have no idea. my mom is so anti abortion she wont talk to me sister who used plan B once. Literally stoped talking to her child and refers to her as that bitch because she took plan b once 8 yrs ago because a condom broke. My mom is sane compared to my sister and my aunt.

snergle has a new favorite as of 17:20 on Nov 3, 2018

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Wow seanbaby really likes to accuse people of being molested huh

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Wendell posted:

Jesus gently caress

It's the best kind of Seanbaby article, where you can feel how genuinely worked up he is about the subject. Not even that these people are right wing shitheads, but that they're daring to call these things "jokes."

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Wow seanbaby really likes to accuse people of being molested huh

We're talking about Republicans. There's zero chance they weren't either molested or are molestors.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
Oh well I guess "a high probability of actually being true" makes it okay to use as ammo then

It's a bad well to go to if you're writing something critical of a group's "humor," and he goes to it at least twice (I stopped reading after the second one)

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

Sunswipe posted:

We're talking about Republicans. There's zero chance they weren't either molested or are molestors.

And that is high larious, amirite??

e: in before "something something Something Awful Comedy Forums something something I don't understand it's not 2001 anymore".

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
I mean, that Kelly comic about the congressional pages was pretty funny.

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
I didn't know why that Cracked article was so long-winded and unfunny until I got to the end and saw that it was Seanbaby

An Actual Princess
Dec 23, 2006

zakharov posted:

I didn't know why that Cracked article was so long-winded and unfunny

have you never read a cracked article before? they're all like that

Dave Grool
Oct 21, 2008



Grimey Drawer
I gave up once he started quoting the entirety of some lovely joke book

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

I used to read and enjoy Cracked. Then puberty happened, and I got better.

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


Don't speak ill of dead comedy websites, especially in this place :spooky:

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:

Overwatch Porn posted:

have you never read a cracked article before? they're all like that

There's some good ones.

http://www.cracked.com/article_21730_the-6-biggest-dick-moves-in-history-video-game-design.html

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
Cracked was good until they fired basically their entire staff.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Asiina posted:

Cracked was good until they fired basically their entire staff.

Be fair, some of them quit.

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.
Seanbaby’s great, y’all just haters

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Seanbaby’s humor is a bit of a 2000s throwback at times but he’s trying.

Like I bet if you called him on the molestation thing today he’d be like “you know what, you’re right, my b”

Instead of mocking you for caring, South Park style like he did when I wrote him on a similar subject many years ago

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

No, don't censor that tweet. I require context.

jivjov
Sep 13, 2007

But how does it taste? Yummy!
Dinosaur Gum

Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

No, don't censor that tweet. I require context.

Some guy on twitter is butthurt that Blizzard announced Mobile Diablo instead of Diablo 4

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!

Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

No, don't censor that tweet. I require context.

Blizzard revealed the new Diablo game at BlizzCon. The new Diablo game is mobile game, a lazy asset swap of a bad Chinese mobile game made by a Chinese company known for shovelware mobile games.

Diablo fans are not happy. (Understandably so, they waited several years for an announcement of something Diablo-related since Diablo 3, and they get this.)

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

jivjov posted:

Some guy on twitter is butthurt that Blizzard announced Mobile Diablo instead of Diablo 4

To be fair the mobile Diablo is apparently a reskin of another lovely mobile game.

Lol at appealing to Trump about lovely business practices

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
That was easy to find:

https://twitter.com/joseph_patrick_/status/1058454625853063168

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.


Oh look, a 20 something white guy who likes Black Metal is dumb and likes Trump. :|

Andrast
Apr 21, 2010


T-man posted:

Oh look, a 20 something white guy who likes Black Metal is dumb and likes Trump. :|

#notall20somethingwhiteguyswholikeblackmetalandaredumb

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

T-man posted:

Oh look, a 20 something white guy who likes Black Metal is dumb and likes Trump. :|

He's got tons of bad tweets, but this one aged REALLY POORLY:

https://twitter.com/joseph_patrick_/status/1048253381540794369

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

Mikl posted:

Blizzard revealed the new Diablo game at BlizzCon. The new Diablo game is mobile game, a lazy asset swap of a bad Chinese mobile game made by a Chinese company known for shovelware mobile games.

Diablo fans are not happy. (Understandably so, they waited several years for an announcement of something Diablo-related since Diablo 3, and they get this.)

From my understanding, it's not just a shovelware game, it's a gacha game, where instead of loot drops and in-game progression, you have to spend tokens to get randomized loot or characters to build your team with, and you can spend real money to get extra tokens so it feeds the pay-to-win paranoia that's stalked online gaming for... well, ever. Fire Emblem Heroes and Dragalia Lost are two recent high-profile mobile gacha games that have made it to the West, and they're generally seen as predatory at best.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
There are thousands of gotchas out there. If your a product with any broad appeal there is a gotcha for it.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts
You gotta think before you tweet, Donny.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1058827516427808768

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Data Graham posted:

Seanbaby’s humor is a bit of a 2000s throwback at times but he’s trying.

Like I bet if you called him on the molestation thing today he’d be like “you know what, you’re right, my b”

Instead of mocking you for caring, South Park style like he did when I wrote him on a similar subject many years ago

Has anyone actually learned the lesson that ironic bigotry and callousness opened the door for a fuckton of non-ironic bigotry and callousness?

I walked away from a different, prehistoric account here because people sent me angry PMs when I suggested that "don't Jew us, Lowtax" and the like wasn't funny and just encouraged anti-Semitism. Came back because it seemed less like that now, which, hooray, but I was thinking about Gab and the loving coward who shot up the Pittsburgh synagogue and wondering how many of the "ha ha, he looks like a Jew" edgelords from those years are still on that hateful idiot train.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
He just can't. Stop. Digging.

https://twitter.com/JacobAWohl/status/1058812128201650176

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
For a Republican, he sure seems comfortable with being publicly owned.

Sarcopenia
May 14, 2014
https://twitter.com/djpeer2peer/status/1058813233631453184

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Does he even know who she is?

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

Oh my loving God, shes gonna bury him. I cant wait.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/chrissyteigen/status/1058851422580629504



:allears:

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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
Am I the only person who didn't know Christine Teigen wasn't half of Tegan and Sara?

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