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Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Shear Modulus posted:

ben and jerry's is owned by unilever now so that makes sense

ben and/or jerry themself made a bernie sanders flavor under a different label

They had a few.

‘Corporaisins Are Not Pecan-ple’ Crunch
Single-Payer Heath-Care
Undelectable Candydate

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Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



Dr. Killjoy posted:

https://twitter.com/greenbookmovie/status/1057014269504446464?s=21

Saw the trailer on YouTube and dismissed it as “shithead Italian paling around a black man during the 50s” standard liberal anti racism tale but never caught the title. Jesus Christ at appropriating The Negro Motorist Green Book (the actual story surrounding the publication lasting decades and definitely deserving of public exposure in its own right) for such a by the numbers movie on racism.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkZxoko_HC0

wow gently caress this, gently caress this a lot, why on earth would they cast a white dude in a movie about that? they should have cast black actors to play an upwardly mobile black family from certain urban areas during Jim Crow, the books primary demographic

I once read a great book about the history of the park systems treatment of George Washingtons birth house (he only lived there as a young child, so it's not as important as mount Vernon) that had a fantastic couple chapters devoted to how segregation worked at the park and how, as the park improved and eventually got more black tourists, Jim Crow Virginians were eventually pressured into expanding the segregated accommodations for the black school children and families who visited on education trips. what I'm getting at is the green book and its associated groups was very important for the black middle class in the south and there is literally no reason to have an Italian white guy as a main character

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
Wrong green book anyway

https://mobile.twitter.com/dril/status/859662529953484800?lang=en

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
https://twitter.com/BurgerKing/status/1057998312790466561

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004


for a second, I thought that was Fortnite Magazine

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

there's some kind of volcel month challenge for anime fans in november? wtc

https://mobile.twitter.com/SebasQuetzal/status/1058078360507572224

im on the net me boys
Feb 19, 2017

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjhhhhhhjhhhhhhhhhjjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh cannabis

got any sevens posted:

there's some kind of volcel month challenge for anime fans in november? wtc

https://mobile.twitter.com/SebasQuetzal/status/1058078360507572224

It's called no fap november but it's not exclusive to anime nerds

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


Worldstar is promoting it as No Nutvember lmao

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
No fap is a thing internet nazis do to increase their (white) power.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Shima Honnou posted:

No fap is a thing internet nazis do to increase their (white) power.

So wait, not to be a nazi, I now have to masturbate in November?
I'll start a hashtag on twitter!

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
wankvember

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

Carly Rae Jepson released a song about jerking off on Nov 1st so anyone who is depriving themselves this month is spitting in the face of god

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Hey hey hey
Ba de ya, say do you remember
Ba de ya, wanking in November
Ba de ya, never was a cloudy day

Terror Sweat
Mar 15, 2009

Shima Honnou posted:

No fap is a thing internet nazis do to increase their (white) power.

It's for people who's brains have been broken by porn, which honestly is most of us.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Guys, I think the brand is doing no shave November joke, and is too dumb to know the manosphere variation

Asbury
Mar 23, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!
Hair Elf

Shima Honnou posted:

No fap is a thing internet nazis do to increase their (white) power.

I don't get this.

Nazis love fascism. They love strong leaders. They love a military life. In the military you're jerking off all day every day. I mean, you're jerking off in Iraqi-filled-to-the-brim porta-potties that have a picture of Catherine Zeta Jones thumbtacked over the seat. You're coming on a literal pool of poo poo and piss. It's the polar opposite of coming on your girlfriend's face. That's how desperately you jerk off in the military. And these white-power nazi motherfuckers think that not jerking off makes them powerful? eat poo poo. thanks for readin

Terror Sweat
Mar 15, 2009

ikanreed posted:

Guys, I think the brand is doing no shave November joke, and is too dumb to know the manosphere variation

What? No it's a joke about not jerking off to your waifu for a month.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Do you remember the episode where George doesn't have sex for a week and becomes hyper-smart to the point he learns Portuguese and loses it all banging the Portuguese lady?

They think no fap works the same way.

Captain Billy Pissboy
Oct 25, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice

Shima Honnou posted:

Do you remember the episode where George doesn't have sex for a week and becomes hyper-smart to the point he learns Portuguese and loses it all banging the Portuguese lady?

They think no fap works the same way.

i knew a dude in basic training that honestly thought he would live to 200 as long as he never came. he also spent 2 months in medical because he sunburned his eyes by staring at the sun

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
https://twitter.com/Pornhub/status/563189436104867841

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Owns

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
leilajanah
Can’t believe it’s almost time for #BlackFriday and holiday shopping. 😬This time of year tires me out (do we really need more stuff??) but it also inspires me, because every dollar spent on impact sourced goods helps fight poverty. You can use your dollars to #givework this holiday season and help people access jobs, not handouts. The ethical shopping guides I like most are made by @fairtradecertified and @socentalliance — but there are a world of options! Look for items certified #fairtrade OR with a clear social and environmental impact statement. (Our #Nilotica gift set contains two products made with fair trade and organic-certified ingredients and supports fair wages in East Africa...while looking luxe!) 📷 @laurelcreative

https://mobile.twitter.com/leila_c/status/1058498033518821381
this lady owns sweatshops for fancy makeup and tech bullshit

got any sevens has issued a correction as of 16:17 on Nov 3, 2018

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Farrier Theaks posted:

I don't get this.

Nazis love fascism. They love strong leaders. They love a military life. In the military you're jerking off all day every day. I mean, you're jerking off in Iraqi-filled-to-the-brim porta-potties that have a picture of Catherine Zeta Jones thumbtacked over the seat. You're coming on a literal pool of poo poo and piss. It's the polar opposite of coming on your girlfriend's face. That's how desperately you jerk off in the military. And these white-power nazi motherfuckers think that not jerking off makes them powerful? eat poo poo. thanks for readin

Fascists love the idea of the military. Only the idea. See also: hard work, unity.

Captain Billy Pissboy
Oct 25, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice

got any sevens posted:

leilajanah
Can’t believe it’s almost time for #BlackFriday and holiday shopping. 😬This time of year tires me out (do we really need more stuff??) but it also inspires me, because every dollar spent on impact sourced goods helps fight poverty. You can use your dollars to #givework this holiday season and help people access jobs, not handouts. The ethical shopping guides I like most are made by @fairtradecertified and @socentalliance — but there are a world of options! Look for items certified #fairtrade OR with a clear social and environmental impact statement. (Our #Nilotica gift set contains two products made with fair trade and organic-certified ingredients and supports fair wages in East Africa...while looking luxe!) 📷 @laurelcreative

https://mobile.twitter.com/leila_c/status/1058498033518821381
this lady owns sweatshops for fancy makeup and tech bullshit

holy poo poo i wish someone would #givework to useless parasites like her

Captain Billy Pissboy
Oct 25, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice
shes literally this comic

quite stretched out
Feb 17, 2011

the chillest

an actual dog posted:

Carly Rae Jepson released a song about jerking off on Nov 1st so anyone who is depriving themselves this month is spitting in the face of god

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
and its pretty good
https://youtu.be/U0ih3FriG1k

SgtSanity
Apr 25, 2005
Excuse me

Minecraft Holmes
Oct 21, 2016

Does this go here?

https://twitter.com/cnn/status/1058404171983007744

Yeowch!!! My Balls!!!
May 31, 2006

it might fit better in the failing new york times thread, but it's still hilariously stupid #brand engagement

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Nah, it's bad.

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Farrier Theaks posted:

I don't get this.

Nazis love fascism. They love strong leaders. They love a military life. In the military you're jerking off all day every day. I mean, you're jerking off in Iraqi-filled-to-the-brim porta-potties that have a picture of Catherine Zeta Jones thumbtacked over the seat. You're coming on a literal pool of poo poo and piss. It's the polar opposite of coming on your girlfriend's face. That's how desperately you jerk off in the military. And these white-power nazi motherfuckers think that not jerking off makes them powerful? eat poo poo. thanks for readin

oh god I can smell it, you're never free again

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Farrier Theaks posted:

I don't get this.

Nazis love fascism. They love strong leaders. They love a military life. In the military you're jerking off all day every day. I mean, you're jerking off in Iraqi-filled-to-the-brim porta-potties that have a picture of Catherine Zeta Jones thumbtacked over the seat. You're coming on a literal pool of poo poo and piss. It's the polar opposite of coming on your girlfriend's face. That's how desperately you jerk off in the military. And these white-power nazi motherfuckers think that not jerking off makes them powerful? eat poo poo. thanks for readin

How many wars has the US military won? And no, giving up and saying that the real victory was in "stopping" the war doesn't count.

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


<extremely CSPAM voice> Hello there fellow shitposters

Minecraft Holmes
Oct 21, 2016

MizPiz posted:

How many wars has the US military won? And no, giving up and saying that the real victory was in "stopping" the war doesn't count.

They had a pretty good k:d ratio for Korea

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

MizPiz posted:

How many wars has the US military won? And no, giving up and saying that the real victory was in "stopping" the war doesn't count.

Grenada

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

MizPiz posted:

How many wars has the US military won? And no, giving up and saying that the real victory was in "stopping" the war doesn't count.

the us military won the most important battle of all: the war on the american people

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

I said "won a war", not "went on vacation"

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



america would have won the war of benghazi if only the muslim socialist hillary clinton didnt stab them in the back

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Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos
Also America won the Civil War, for a real answer

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