NFL Week 9 GDT

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Ghost Dog: Aug 17, 2016

Kawalimus posted:

It's also where Merkle Wildlife Sanctuary is, where I love doing the CBC each winter.

i have no idea what that is i was 9

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Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

Cousins keeps doing things I like!

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bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

https://twitter.com/SInow/status/1059127604429627392

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Kawalimus: Jan 17, 2008; Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

Uh holding?

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That Which Squeaks: Aug 28, 2006; "Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you."
-Bill Belichick

Magnetic North posted:

Because they also like objectively lovely and shameful music.

I don�t disagree with your opinion of it, I was just shocked anyone outside the region would subject themselves to it

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Ches Neckbeard: Dec 3, 2005; You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Browns Chiefs going exactly as expected

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Fat Jesus: Jul 13, 2011; to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023

Zyla posted:

https://twitter.com/SInow/status/1059127604429627392

lmao

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SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

Can Kirk please stop patting the ball everytime he is going to throw? Thanks

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FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

i mean, the bucs can score, guys.

# ? Nov 4, 2018 19:50

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

Zyla posted:

https://twitter.com/SInow/status/1059127604429627392

jamarcus_russell_bird.txt

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Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

Browns...well that might actually be a good spot? Either way they got the first down.

Sure looked like the refs were screwing them at first.

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Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

that was an amazing slide by stafford

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MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Stafford

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sexy tiger boobs: Aug 23, 2002; Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

julios

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The Puppy Bowl: Jan 31, 2013; A dog, in the house.

*woof*

I�m really tired of the uncalled egregious holds on this Steelers o line.

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hughesta: Jun 12, 2012; i know its super duper kooper
cool like up the bitches snitches

Bears O-Line is getting ripped to poo poo so please stop calling Jordan Howard up the middle

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420_Power_Rangers: Dec 9, 2014; Gotta Hate Something

hughesta posted:

Bears O-Line is getting ripped to poo poo so please stop calling Jordan Howard up the middle

But it�s completely ineffective, why change it?

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bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

Qwijib0 posted:

jamarcus_russell_bird.txt

he's like a giant, majestic eagle
in that they both don't give a poo poo about football

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Pershing: Feb 21, 2010; John "Black Jack" Pershing
Hard Fucking Core

Julio Jones :toot:

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Santheb: Jul 13, 2005

SirPablo posted:

Can Kirk please stop patting the ball everytime he is going to throw? Thanks

He will never stop doing this

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Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

Zyla posted:

https://twitter.com/SInow/status/1059127604429627392

To be fair maybe after having so much purple drank, maybe he honestly thought he did watch them while passing out

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Durandal1707: Oct 11, 2013

lmao bucs

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Acebuckeye13: Nov 2, 2010; Ultra Carp

VJeff posted:

Slay is the only playmaker on this defense lol.

That's been true since Suh left and Levy died

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Ramadu: Aug 25, 2004; 2015 NFL MVP

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FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

panthers are running video game plays

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RumbleFish: Dec 20, 2007

The Panthers are so fun when guys like Curtis Samuel are actually healthy.

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Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

Zyla posted:

he's like a giant, majestic eagle
in that they both don't give a poo poo about football

I had to dig it up cause it's perfect

Larch posted:

OK people, I've been watching a lot of football games here taking advantage of NFL Rewind, and I've watched all the Raider games, even those that I'd already seen. I have figured out the problem with Jamarcus Russell, and If you'll give me just a moment to explain it I'm sure you'll see it just as I do.

Picture a large black bird. Like a huge black eagle or something, maybe a really big hawk. Soaring in the sky, ripping past snow covered lofty peaks. You can see he has these badass claws, jet to match his feathers. He soars and wheels, changing direction. Casting a majestic shadow over the peaks and valleys. This bird is like awesome personified, viewing the earth and those of us chained to it from a perspective we can never really imagine. Jamarcus is exactly like this bird, in one very specific way.

This bird does not give a gently caress about football.

Neither does Jamarcus.

This is the problem.

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Kawalimus: Jan 17, 2008; Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

Yeah, we have given up.

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Johnny Mnemonic: Apr 8, 2007; Sudowoodo used woodhump! It's super-effective.

Why do they love to talk about running a lot to "keep the ball out of the hands" of a dangerous opposing qb? It doesnt magically generate more relative possessions for you or your expected points scored against the other team

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