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sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

The best thing about that Stafford backwards lateral pants-making GBS threads was that now everyone got a look at their fake special teams play

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Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


hey guys its my last week of peace corps service in ukraine after 2 years cant wait to come back and watch ben throw 50 INTs with a broken shoulder in person

because he's so "tough"

Ummagumma
Jul 19, 2004
skydog

JGdmn posted:

Shocking that Howard gets more yards when the QB is under center.

Statistically speaking he's averaged more YPC from the shotgun than when the quarterback is under center

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006
tl;dr post more birds.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Wow what a shock he’s loving fine.

Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

EugeneJ posted:

6-3 does not warrant highlights, lol

I keep pulling up the gamecast because it's close and then getting bored and tabbing out within minutes

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Josh Dobbs on 2nd and 20 from his own end zone completes a 22 yard bullet...


... and Ben's back in, lol his faking owns.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Why is the Vikings game colour commentator airing his family's dirty laundry

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

remember when the steelers threw away the division in 2011 cause big ben wouldnt stop playing on one leg? i hope that happens again

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer
Oh hey Go Josh Dobbs :allears:

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

ben being ok is not good news, scott

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Well poo poo, Ben only got the wind knocked out of him and isn't actually hurt.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Kalli posted:

I'm immediately reminded of Ben trying to get sloppy seconds from Stormy Daniels after she hosed Trump.

Ben hasn't been this hurt since she refused to open her hotel door for him.

I loving love that story. Ben, encapsulated

Fat Jesus
Jul 13, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023


Ruthlessraper not dead

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

Ghost Dog posted:

it wasnt as mean as i intended it and as we both are just personalities hosted in the same body who is cavauros roommate you actually meant it too

We're like Fei from Xenogears!!! You gotta be "Id".

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
lol 9 sacks on Stafford.

Strobe
Jun 30, 2014
GW BRAINWORMS CREW
C'mon, let's go Patrick Mahomes passing TD#4. Keep that streak going.

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



lol he just had the wind knocked out of him? What a drama queen

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

why would you put Funchess in the flat there

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Codependent Poster posted:

Well poo poo, Ben only got the wind knocked out of him and isn't actually hurt.

That's what it looked like the whole time. Standard Ben dramatics and also he's an old man and that doesn't feel good

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



how do you let a tight end get 5 yards past you as a CB?

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
Giving an unsportsmanlike flag just for talking poo poo after a fourth down stop is weak as hell

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Codependent Poster posted:

Well poo poo, Ben only got the wind knocked out of him and isn't actually hurt.

Knocked the gray out of his dick.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

Fat Jesus posted:

Ruthlessraper not dead

Fat Jesus posted:

Roughsexburger dead?

We get it.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

9 sacks? At what point do you just take the entire offensive line to the back wall?

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

yep

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

I had the wind knocked out of me once and I thought I was gonna die.

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Alaois posted:

why would you put Funchess in the flat there

Because you only have 3 guys on the roster capable of big yac.

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

hrrrm im gonna need to watch teh film but maybe they should have covered that guy

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

sweet thursday posted:

9 sacks? At what point do you just take the entire offensive line to the back wall?

Didn’t Mariota get sacked literally 11 times a couple weeks back?

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
wow, such overcoming of adversity by Ben there

Dr. Cuddles
Jul 18, 2010

Codependent Poster posted:

I had the wind knocked out of me once and I thought I was gonna die.

hes got a lot of wind so its more serious okay

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer
Bucs made a good defensive play?



Is that allowed?

420_Power_Rangers
Dec 9, 2014

Gotta Hate Something

Kawalimus posted:

We're like Fei from Xenogears!!! You gotta be "Id".

Xenogears is my favorite disappointing JRPG

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Didn’t Mariota get sacked literally 11 times a couple weeks back?

We shoulda put some of those sacks in the bank.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Throws like that from Stafford are amazing. It gives him just enough leeway for people to keep thinking "Maybe he is the answer" but he isn't and never will be and the Lions will never do anything great with him as qb

I'll hang up n listen

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







panthers with no timeouts heading into the 4th

King Hong Kong
Nov 6, 2009

For we'll fight with a vim
that is dead sure to win.

Nathan Peterman is the proof that the Patriots are actually garbage because they couldn’t intercept him even once.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Didn’t Mariota get sacked literally 11 times a couple weeks back?

Yeah, imagine dropping back 26 times in a game and only throwing 15 passes.

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fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
Aaron Lynch gets hit for too many pumps.

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