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General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
America absolutely “won” WW2, even if Russia did most of the work

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Yeowch!!! My Balls!!!
May 31, 2006
wojtek absolutely won world war two, even if the humans did most of the work

Chillgamesh
Jul 29, 2014

Peanut President posted:

Also America won the Civil War, for a real answer

Looking at the state of the south 1865-Present, I’m gonna call a solid asterisk on this one

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Chillgamesh posted:

Looking at the state of the south 1865-Present, I’m gonna call a solid asterisk on this one

The lesson from the Civil War is never let your defeated enemy have a say in what to do after you defeat them.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Shima Honnou posted:

The lesson from the Civil War is never let your defeated enemy have a say in what to do after you defeat them.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
courtesy of yospos


CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

it's an audio interface that's supposed "appeal to women" by making it look like a compact mirror

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

Minecraft Holmes posted:

They had a pretty good k:d ratio for Korea

Pfft, read some mother loving Art of War. k:d doesn't determine victory.

Minecraft Holmes
Oct 21, 2016

ate poo poo on live tv posted:

Pfft, read some mother loving Art of War. k:d doesn't determine victory.

Whoa really

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

ate poo poo on live tv posted:

Pfft, read some mother loving Art of War. k:d doesn't determine victory.

I think there's got to be a tipping point where it actually does

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



General Dog posted:

I think there's got to be a tipping point where it actually does

wow did you not pay attention to the moral at the end of wargames

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

Chillgamesh posted:

Looking at the state of the south 1865-Present, I’m gonna call a solid asterisk on this one

hmm yes the rich whites were put back in power and the poor were made poorer, that was truly a mistake by our benevolent yankee overlords

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

General Dog posted:

I think there's got to be a tipping point where it actually does

If that was true the Middle East would be a stable American colony

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

MizPiz posted:

If that was true the Middle East would be a stable American colony

stability wasn't the purpose of those invasions lol

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

https://twitter.com/cleodee/status/1059889282268180480

BULBASAUR
Apr 6, 2009




Soiled Meat

General Dog posted:

America absolutely “won” WW2, even if Russia did most of the work

it was Great Britain, they won the entire war, the whole thing

Redrum and Coke
Feb 25, 2006

wAstIng 10 bUcks ON an aVaTar iS StUpid

BULBASAUR posted:

it was Great Britain, they won the entire war, the whole thing

They lost their entire empire and became a vassal state of the US (like most western Europe).
America and Russia won wwii, that much is clear.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Non Serviam posted:

They lost their entire empire and became a vassal state of the US (like most western Europe).
America and Russia won wwii, that much is clear.

Belgium won actually

Kuiperdolin
Sep 5, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

Latin America won, they never really fought (*), sold overpriced junk to both sides and got like third pick of Nazi eggheads.

* cue everyone telling me about the ten guys who sucked up oxygen on an Allies base.

Chillgamesh
Jul 29, 2014

Peanut President posted:

hmm yes the rich whites were put back in power and the poor were made poorer, that was truly a mistake by our benevolent yankee overlords

Touché

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Non Serviam posted:

They lost their entire empire and became a vassal state of the US (like most western Europe).
America and Russia won wwii, that much is clear.

But they sat in the corner being useless the whole war until real countries stepped in, surely they deserve a participation trophy at least?

cenotaph
Mar 2, 2013



Kuiperdolin posted:

Latin America won, they never really fought (*), sold overpriced junk to both sides and got like third pick of Nazi eggheads.

* cue everyone telling me about the ten guys who sucked up oxygen on an Allies base.

Cobras Fumantes

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

https://twitter.com/AirbnbCitizen/status/1058485875552800770

420 Gank Mid
Dec 26, 2008

WARNING: This poster is a huge bitch!


https://twitter.com/EmpressAloeVera/status/1056300568216399872

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

it's almost like airbnb is bad. crazy i know

420 Gank Mid
Dec 26, 2008

WARNING: This poster is a huge bitch!

Blue Train posted:

it's almost like airbnb is bad. crazy i know

there's bad and then there's bragging about how many women you put in harms' way

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

https://twitter.com/wesley_mcmahon/status/1061355753355665408

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008

That's what a Tesla looks like after a bit of rain.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

nobody in a jacked up $90k brodozer has ever attempted to help anyone so I can only assume he was drunk and fled late

Shibby0709
Oct 30, 2011

one fat looking fat guy

Non Serviam posted:

They lost their entire empire and became a vassal state of the US (like most western Europe).
America and Russia won wwii, that much is clear.

'“You put so much stock in winning wars,” the grubby iniquitous old man scoffed. “The real trick lies in losing wars, in knowing which wars can be lost. Italy has been losing wars for centuries, and just see how splendidly we’ve done nonetheless. France wins wars and is in a continual state of crises. Germany loses and prospers. Look at our own recent history. Italy won a war in Ethiopia and promptly stumbled into serious trouble. Victory gave us such insane delusions of grandeur that we helped start a world war we hadn’t a chance of wining. But now that we are losing again, everything has taken a turn for the better, and we certainly will come up on top again if we succeed in being defeated.”'

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Shibby0709 posted:

'“You put so much stock in winning wars,” the grubby iniquitous old man scoffed. “The real trick lies in losing wars, in knowing which wars can be lost. Italy has been losing wars for centuries, and just see how splendidly we’ve done nonetheless. France wins wars and is in a continual state of crises. Germany loses and prospers. Look at our own recent history. Italy won a war in Ethiopia and promptly stumbled into serious trouble. Victory gave us such insane delusions of grandeur that we helped start a world war we hadn’t a chance of wining. But now that we are losing again, everything has taken a turn for the better, and we certainly will come up on top again if we succeed in being defeated.”'

See also: the Confederacy.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

Ghost Leviathan posted:

See also: the Confederacy.

the south is the poorest part of the country

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

I don't believe you

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

:vince:

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

MizPiz posted:

I don't believe you

it made the news back then

tons of people yelled at them including al sharpton

then they got called out for not having any black characters


yeah it's fake

H.P. Hovercraft has issued a correction as of 00:42 on Nov 12, 2018

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Peanut President posted:

the south is the poorest part of the country

That's not a bug, that's a feature.

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991


it's almost like men think renting from a woman means they will have sex with them! see also the awful creepy behavior on couchsurfing!

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
bed n blowjobs

Redrum and Coke
Feb 25, 2006

wAstIng 10 bUcks ON an aVaTar iS StUpid

R. Guyovich posted:

it's almost like men think renting from a woman means they will have sex with them! see also the awful creepy behavior on couchsurfing!

Any source to read these stories? Sounds horrible, but something I'd be interested in reading about.

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Terror Sweat
Mar 15, 2009


Oh so now I'm supposed to feel bad for landlords?

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