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Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002
Is everyone ready to go do some fraud?

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lilljonas
May 6, 2007

We got crabs? We got crabs!
As an outsider, I want the Dems to win this midterm just so see how far Trump can go in a war against Congress. Will it be more like him crying like an angry baby during the State of the Union adress, or more like him calling in an armed militia of redshirts over Twitter?

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

lilljonas posted:

As an outsider, I want the Dems to win this midterm just so see how far Trump can go in a war against Congress. Will it be more like him crying like an angry baby during the State of the Union adress, or more like him calling in an armed militia of redshirts over Twitter?

I can certainly tell you that he'll "joke" and tell his crowds to take matters into their own hands against the crooked obstructionist socialist lying dems

An insane mind
Aug 11, 2018

mono posted:

I can certainly tell you that he'll "joke" and tell his crowds to take matters into their own hands against the crooked obstructionist socialist lying dems

And when they do he'll say both sides are at fault here and he never advocates violence.

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

mono posted:

I can certainly tell you that he'll "joke" and tell his crowds to take matters into their own hands against the crooked obstructionist socialist lying dems

I mean, these results.... they're not.... somebody's doing something, and it's not good. Believe me, not good. Why would anybody vote for a Democrat? There's something illegal going on, I can tell, I can feel it. So I'm not saying anything, but you know..... we're big on the 2nd amendment, aren't we? Love that. Love the 2nd Amendment. So maybe, I don't know.

You know Steve Scalise? Great guy, good friend of mine. He got shot. And he called me and said "Mr. President, sir, my penis is gone." And I think that's.... maybe that's the thing? I don't know, who knows. But in Venezuela, and we don't like that.... don't want to be Venezuela. But out there? Lots of guns. My good friend Chairman Kim of North Korea, who OBAMA never met with, never was friends with. Chairman Kim has called me so many times. And he's called and said "I don't know why the people don't fight back, why they don't use the 2A." That's what he calls the 2nd amendment, and I'm calling it that, too. Why we don't use the 2A to protect ourselves.

I have ordered a full investigation into every race won by a Democrat, and quite frankly, the results are terrible. Really bad. I have ordered a search of Bernie Sanders' home, and it's a huge home, not as good as mine... but it's a good home, not exactly what he's talking about, am I right? We're searching his home. So many write ins. "Bernie Sanders, Bernard Sanders, Burndy Sanners". Who is that? Who's doing this? We'll find out.

So I don't know. I mean..... have you ever watched pro wrestling, great stuff. LINDA MCMAHON, good friend of mine, she's actually working for me now. They do these moves, have you seen this Hulk Hogan guy? Nobody knows this, but actually, they're in incredible shape. So am I saying do the Hulk Hogan moves? Do the leg drops? Maybe. Of course I'm joking.

Tahirovic
Feb 25, 2009
Fun Shoe

During financially tough times Trump parents are known to eat their offspring.

yronic heroism
Oct 31, 2008

Son of Rodney posted:

2 years in and it still feels unreal that a retard like trump is president. The fact that after all the stupid daffy duck level poo poo he's done he still has a huge amount of support is enough to keep my mind boggling as well.

I really would like for something to change today but knowing America I anticipate a wave of red smugness that is unrivaled.

This is a tangent, but I bet Trump Donald Ducks it complete with the tie and suit jacket when he walks down the hall from his bedroom to Melania’s rings the bell to summon Melania and/or Filet o Fish and fries.

tpink
Feb 18, 2013

Melman

A Fancy Hat posted:

I mean, these results.... they're not.... somebody's doing something, and it's not good. Believe me, not good. Why would anybody vote for a Democrat? There's something illegal going on, I can tell, I can feel it. So I'm not saying anything, but you know..... we're big on the 2nd amendment, aren't we? Love that. Love the 2nd Amendment. So maybe, I don't know.

You know Steve Scalise? Great guy, good friend of mine. He got shot. And he called me and said "Mr. President, sir, my penis is gone." And I think that's.... maybe that's the thing? I don't know, who knows. But in Venezuela, and we don't like that.... don't want to be Venezuela. But out there? Lots of guns. My good friend Chairman Kim of North Korea, who OBAMA never met with, never was friends with. Chairman Kim has called me so many times. And he's called and said "I don't know why the people don't fight back, why they don't use the 2A." That's what he calls the 2nd amendment, and I'm calling it that, too. Why we don't use the 2A to protect ourselves.

I have ordered a full investigation into every race won by a Democrat, and quite frankly, the results are terrible. Really bad. I have ordered a search of Bernie Sanders' home, and it's a huge home, not as good as mine... but it's a good home, not exactly what he's talking about, am I right? We're searching his home. So many write ins. "Bernie Sanders, Bernard Sanders, Burndy Sanners". Who is that? Who's doing this? We'll find out.

So I don't know. I mean..... have you ever watched pro wrestling, great stuff. LINDA MCMAHON, good friend of mine, she's actually working for me now. They do these moves, have you seen this Hulk Hogan guy? Nobody knows this, but actually, they're in incredible shape. So am I saying do the Hulk Hogan moves? Do the leg drops? Maybe. Of course I'm joking.

Welcome back, I’ve missed this.

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost
Who hasn't already voted? I did that poo poo like 2 weeks ago.

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



It seems like the Orange retard is maintaining radio silence for the past 21 hours on twitter

He shook?

HobbitGrease
Jul 24, 2001

Young Orc

Nocheez posted:

Who hasn't already voted? I did that poo poo like 2 weeks ago.
Virginia, no early voting :(

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

TulliusCicero posted:

It seems like the Orange retard is maintaining radio silence for the past 21 hours on twitter

He shook?

someone wrestled his phone away and are just praying he doesnt sign an executive order telling them to give it back

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009




EAR

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

Nocheez posted:

Who hasn't already voted? I did that poo poo like 2 weeks ago.

I live in Pennsylvania and we don't have early voting (because most of the state is gerrymandered and rigged to help Republicans.)

I'm extremely excited to go vote after work today. I feel like there's more enthusiasm (at least locally for me) for this election than the Presidential election, probably because a lot of people finally realized how much we hosed up in 2016. Although there are definitely people doubling down on Trump, it appears to be a much smaller (but louder) group of people around here.

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
Was 8th in line at my polling place when it opened. Get that poo poo out of the way early. Now on to spending my day pretending to work.

duck trucker
Oct 14, 2017

YOSPOS

I voted.

If you wanna break the tension just remember that Scalise has no balls. It's a quick little hmbol

Olanphonia
Jul 27, 2006

I'm open to suggestions~
https://twitter.com/pixelatedboat/status/1059592462212067329?s=19

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





guy remember to dose your serums appropriately

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



On it.

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost

HobbitGrease posted:

Virginia, no early voting :(

A Fancy Hat posted:

I live in Pennsylvania

No one ever gets to make fun of North Carolina ever again for being backwards shithole. We had over 2 weeks of early voting, at lots of precincts.

nickhimself
Jul 16, 2007

I GIVE YOU MY INFO YOU LOG IN AND PUT IN BUILD I PAY YOU 3 BLESSINGS

Nocheez posted:

No one ever gets to make fun of North Carolina ever again for being backwards shithole. We had over 2 weeks of early voting, at lots of precincts.

you guys can't talk about climate change

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwRncFpt_Io

:tinfoil:

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost

nickhimself posted:

you guys can't talk about climate change

Climate change.

Boo-yah!

Otacon
Aug 13, 2002


voted today in NJ in my tiny neighborhood polling station, walked past 2 old dinosaurs and the 200 year old crypt keeper gripping a walker quietly rasped "go vote those dems outta there" as i walked past... i mumbled "will do" and promptly did the opposite. i voted and all i got was this stupid sticker

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/aterkel/status/1059803646676885504

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

ScrubLeague posted:

i'm not going to vote until everyone is able to vote

Please to being sarcastic. Voting for better candidates is one of the tools to enfranchise others.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

Otacon posted:

voted today in NJ in my tiny neighborhood polling station, walked past 2 old dinosaurs and the 200 year old crypt keeper gripping a walker quietly rasped "go vote those dems outta there"

Republicans are in control of all branches what the ever living christ are these retards talking about

Vote them off the planet with punches

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Wait a minute... He already has two?

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

TulliusCicero posted:

It seems like the Orange retard is maintaining radio silence for the past 21 hours on twitter

He shook?

he tweeted some brokebrain endorsements at 1am:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1059695972907921408
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1059674931737300993

MC Hawking
Apr 27, 2004

by VideoGames
Fun Shoe
the next 20 hours is gonna be fuckin' wild no matter what happens. Stay Safe Goons.

Calico Heart
Mar 22, 2012

"wich the worst part was what troll face did to sonic's corpse after words wich was rape it. at that point i looked away"



some intern had to take his phone away to make sure he didn’t tweet a picture of his mario kart dick at his daughter on midterms day

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Hihohe posted:

Lol, my parents texted me "Are you voting tomorrow? If your voting democrat, stay home. We dont need your vote."

It seems thats the main strategy of the chuds. "They obviously outnumber us but they cant beat us if they dont vote so press that"

god i love them though. but they grew up in the south in the 70s and 80s. You cant fix that brain.

and what was your response

An insane mind
Aug 11, 2018

Valko posted:

Wait a minute... He already has two?

He has Toad and Toadette shaped....growths. I wouldn't call them penises.

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



MC Hawking posted:

the next 20 hours is gonna be fuckin' wild no matter what happens. Stay Safe Goons.

The month following today has the potential for much more wild poo poo to happen aka definitely not terrorist chuds fighting back. But yes, stay safe.

Shanghaied
Oct 12, 2004

BIG PAD

tangy yet delightful posted:

The month following today has the potential for much more wild poo poo to happen aka definitely not terrorist chuds fighting back. But yes, stay safe.

Ahem, I think you mean lone wolf attacks?!

Calico Heart
Mar 22, 2012

"wich the worst part was what troll face did to sonic's corpse after words wich was rape it. at that point i looked away"



LOL just realised there is a 0% chance of chiefs not killing their countrymen in the next 30 days

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Valko posted:

Wait a minute... He already has two?

Yeah, Eric and Don Jr.

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!

Those are generic staffer tweets. We need the good stuff.

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Escape_GOAT
May 20, 2004


Mushrooms do tend to grow in clusters.

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