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Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
I went to a drop-off only location today (place that accepts drop off of mail ballots but doesn't do actual voting) and even that had a healthy bustle of people in and out.

Lotta voting going on out there.

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burning swine
May 26, 2004



Heath posted:

Colorado mails you a ballot like a month early so there are no lines at the polling places. I voted in person and the lines were so short that most of the staff was sitting there doing nothing. It took less than five minutes.

Same. Voted two weeks ago. Colorado owns. See: https://www.denverpost.com/2018/05/16/colorado-gerrymandering-ballot-measures/

hopefully it will actually pass

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
https://twitter.com/laura_nelson/status/1059891142584524800

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
I'm voting for this guy, he seems fun.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Leon Einstein posted:

Also, most countries that have some sort of socialism are actually happier and healthier than Americans. Of course, good luck convincing chuds that America isn't inherently better than everywhere just because.

Are you implying that a country that's attacking its own education system is producing citizens that aren't educated enough to understand evidence that socialism generally brings health and happiness?

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

Leon Einstein posted:

My wife was conservative when we first met, or at least thought she was. She agreed with me on most issues and I told her she wasn't actually conservative. She eventually took a political test that showed her beliefs are mainly aligned with democrats. Thankfully she came around, but I wonder how many people out there identify as conservatives without realizing how horrible and destructive their positions really are. I think she just saw herself as a conservative because she grew up poor and worked hard and saved money and was mainly self-reliant.

I always found it weird that Americans from a background like your wife's seem to identify with conservatism, even though it clearly isn't in their best interests and likely doesn't align with their beliefs. In most countries they'd be more likely to align with the left-wing parties that grew out of the Labour movement. I guess the terror of anything that looked even vaguely socialist combined with a 2-party system designed to kerbstomp grassroots political movements killed that dream in America.

But at least your system gave us Tromp lol

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

TotalLossBrain posted:

I'm voting for this guy, he seems fun.



I know he likes his chicks young, but barely out of their shell seems more his buddy Jeffrey Epstein's style.

An insane mind
Aug 11, 2018

madmatt112 posted:

Are you implying that a country that's attacking its own education system is producing citizens that aren't educated enough to understand evidence that socialism generally brings health and happiness?

Socialism begets dictatorial leadership, oppression of the opposition using lethal force and heavy regimentation of civilian life to the point of using propaganda to make everyone opposite seem worse and scary. You sir are a...

I just opened a dictionary and turns out that's fascism, not socialism.

Egg on my face.

MunchE
Sep 7, 2000

Elevator Screamer posted:

I always found it weird that Americans from a background like your wife's seem to identify with conservatism, even though it clearly isn't in their best interests and likely doesn't align with their beliefs.

It's the church. Being conservative = being Christian which you are because everyone is and you're shamed if you're not. The whole system revolves around them not thinking about the whys and just being X because you're supposed to be X.

The Archaic
Jul 6, 2003

Are you a consultant archaeologist in North America?

Unionize today!

PM me and ask me how your future can be history!
As lovely as the world seems, I managed to help make a small part of it better as I, and some close friends, managed to unionize our work place, and at other companies, unionizing half our industry at this point. Hopefully we can develop a collective bargaining agreement over the winter before the next field season, and gain more crews.

Thank you thread for partially inspiring me to get off my rear end and actually do something.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

a new study bible! posted:

Lol if you think your early ballot isn't lining some hole in a basement where these Republican fucks keep the teenagers they abduct.

I watched my paper ballot get fed into a voting machine and LMAO that I briefly thought that there's a chance it actually read my ballot the way it was filled out.

turd in my singlet
Jul 5, 2008

DO ALL DA WORK

WIT YA NECK

*heavy metal music playing*
Nap Ghost

Moridin920 posted:

I think it's gonna backfire like gently caress on olds / Republicans that they call everything they don't like full blown socialism because it seems like a lot of people my age are going "well, maybe socialism is fine then"

like when the DARE cops told you weed would kill you

:yeshaha:

RoboFrance_29
Jul 15, 2010

GET EQUIPPED

MunchE posted:

It's the church. Being conservative = being Christian which you are because everyone is and you're shamed if you're not. The whole system revolves around them not thinking about the whys and just being X because you're supposed to be X.

This was basically my upbringing, so it's good I don't talk to my chud parents anymore

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Elevator Screamer posted:

In most countries they'd be more likely to align with the left-wing parties that grew out of the Labour movement.

Yeah but that would require thinking about it for like one second and we're a country dumb enough to elect a retard reality TV star.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

TotalLossBrain posted:

I'm voting for this guy, he seems fun.



These SNL parodies are just getting a bit silly now.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

The Archaic posted:

As lovely as the world seems, I managed to help make a small part of it better as I, and some close friends, managed to unionize our work place, and at other companies, unionizing half our industry at this point. Hopefully we can develop a collective bargaining agreement over the winter before the next field season, and gain more crews.

Thank you thread for partially inspiring me to get off my rear end and actually do something.

!!Holy loving poo poo good job!!

That's incredible. Thank you for the inspiration!! What industry are you in?

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

madmatt112 posted:

!!Holy loving poo poo good job!!

That's incredible. Thank you for the inspiration!! What industry are you in?

dragon dildos

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
Election coverage from heavy-weight news contributors....checks notes....Newsmax TV?

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


I’m a firefighter medic and we went responded to a polling location today for someone who passed out. when we were checking him out, he woke up, we told him we were gonna take him to the hospital, and he immediately said “can I vote before we go?”.

you sure can.

we waited in line with him on a stretcher for almost 15 minutes while he voted.

🇺🇸

IKillForPie
Jan 13, 2006

Is that a pie in your pocket?
As someone who does not live in USA, can you guys please tell me when the polls close and when I should expect to have some of the live results? Very curious to see how this whole thing turns out mostly just curious if the retard in chief is gonna pop off on the twitter later

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Tiny Lowtax posted:

I’m a firefighter medic and we went responded to a polling location today for someone who passed out. when we were checking him out, he woke up, we told him we were gonna take him to the hospital, and he immediately said “can I vote before we go?”.

you sure can.

we waited in line with him on a stretcher for almost 15 minutes while he voted.

🇺🇸

Republican all the way down lol

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

IKillForPie posted:

As someone who does not live in USA, can you guys please tell me when the polls close and when I should expect to have some of the live results? Very curious to see how this whole thing turns out mostly just curious if the retard in chief is gonna pop off on the twitter later

the outcomes were decided months ago

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Tiny Lowtax posted:

I’m a firefighter medic and we went responded to a polling location today for someone who passed out. when we were checking him out, he woke up, we told him we were gonna take him to the hospital, and he immediately said “can I vote before we go?”.

you sure can.

we waited in line with him on a stretcher for almost 15 minutes while he voted.

🇺🇸

How much is that 15 minute standby time gonna add to his bill?

I'm thinking about $400?

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





should have asked for who first. if it was a republican you could have turned around and left because that’s what they want

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

IKillForPie posted:

As someone who does not live in USA, can you guys please tell me when the polls close and when I should expect to have some of the live results? Very curious to see how this whole thing turns out mostly just curious if the retard in chief is gonna pop off on the twitter later

First polls close a 6PM EST, most of the East Coast closes at 8PM EST, West Coast ast 11PM EST, and Alaska is voting until tomorrow morning

Bearded Whiteguy
Mar 2, 2018

I APPROPRIATE THE PLIGHT OF OTHER RACES TO FILL THE VOID OF BEING A FAT USELESS FUCK


Doing my part to remind the people working for Senator Feinstein how she tried to get on Carter’s VP ticket by “appealing to Southerners”.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Tiny Lowtax posted:

I’m a firefighter medic and we went responded to a polling location today for someone who passed out. when we were checking him out, he woke up, we told him we were gonna take him to the hospital, and he immediately said “can I vote before we go?”.

you sure can.

we waited in line with him on a stretcher for almost 15 minutes while he voted.

🇺🇸

"Please, before I go to the hospital, I need to make sure my bill is twice as much and that fewer people have access to healthcare"

Otacon
Aug 13, 2002


https://i.imgur.com/ufzTDfH.gifv

nice

vyst
Aug 25, 2009




How are we so technologically advanced yet we can't manage to code basic rear end poo poo like polling machines.

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!

IKillForPie posted:

As someone who does not live in USA, can you guys please tell me when the polls close and when I should expect to have some of the live results? Very curious to see how this whole thing turns out mostly just curious if the retard in chief is gonna pop off on the twitter later

6-7 eastern time is when the first polls close, and they'll start announcing the obvious results from exit polls. The last states will be done voting by 11 eastern, but any close races might take a few hours or days to call.

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost

vyst posted:

How are we so technologically advanced yet we can't manage to code basic rear end poo poo like polling machines.

I find it shocking, SHOCKING that a touch-screen is slightly misaligned.

burning swine
May 26, 2004



vyst posted:

How are we so technologically advanced yet we can't manage to code basic rear end poo poo like polling machines.

because we're retarded just like are predisent

Burning_Monk
Jan 11, 2005
Mad, Bad, and Dangerous to know

vyst posted:

How are we so technologically advanced yet we can't manage to code basic rear end poo poo like polling machines.

it's a feature not a bug.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

So for republicans who get voted out, will the blame be put on:
1) Them, for not sticking closely enough to Turmp's genius agenda
2) Massive electoral fraud by the democrats
3) The terrible fake news media for spreading despicable lies and hate
4) All of the above
5) A reasonable response to everything that's happened in the last two years

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

AreWeDrunkYet posted:

6-7 eastern time is when the first polls close, and they'll start announcing the obvious results from exit polls. The last states will be done voting by 11 eastern, but any close races might take a few hours or days to call.
NYT has a nice map

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

vyst posted:

How are we so technologically advanced yet we can't manage to code basic rear end poo poo like polling machines.

Insane amounts of graft

80% of the money gets funnelled into the execs bonuses and the rest pays for interns

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Burning_Monk posted:

it's a feature not a bug.

I ride bikes all day
Sep 10, 2007

I shitposted in the same thread for 2 years and all I got was this red text av. Ask me about my autism!



College Slice

Zeriel posted:

Voted in Kansas City MO this morning in one of the blueist parts of the state. At 6am when the doors opened there were about 200 people already in line and it was even longer when I left.

:feelsgood:

poo poo wasn't that crazy in Olathe. But it's Olathe. Go figure.

Eraflure
Oct 12, 2012



Nice country, good job.

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The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

vyst posted:

How are we so technologically advanced yet we can't manage to code basic rear end poo poo like polling machines.

LMAO if you think the voting machine isn't running EXACTLY how it's supposed to.

:hmbol:

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