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DiscountDildos
Nov 8, 2017

How in the hot wet gently caress could someone vote for Ron desantis

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Lordshmee
Nov 23, 2007

I hate you, Milkman Dan
The thing I’m going to be most disappointed about is the failure of Issue 1 in my home state of Ohio, which would lower all non-violent drug offenses to misdemeanors, among other more-sane drug policy changes. We’re a state of awful, mean-spirited assholes, who also happen to be HARD hit by the opioid crisis, so of course our fine Christian response is to turn the screws.

:d2a:

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Epic High Five posted:

running to the right in red states has worked 1 time in 30, so obviously it is the way forward

lmao get hosed Dems

they have to appease their real constituency, goldman sachs and conagra

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

lol

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017




God drat gently caress everything

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

if ted cruz loses then this has all been worth it

he'll probably barely win though

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




we are finally leaving the eu

deadwing
Mar 5, 2007

kopasetic posted:

rip Gillum; florida could not overcome its floridian nature

florida fuckin sucks but most of the vote left is in broward so i'm bitin my fuckin nails here its not over yet

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
How's weed in Michigan

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



something important to keep in mind: a lot of the Dems who will be losing tonight actually got a majority share of the vote, but huge blocks of those votes were illegally rendered invalid by a variety of means and their own party has done poo poo all to stop it despite it being the norm for DECADES

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


DiscountDildos posted:

How in the hot wet gently caress could someone vote for Ron desantis

they really hate black people

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Joementum posted:

Felon voting restoration at 64.5% in Florida. Needs 60% to pass.

lol even gerrymandering the amounts needed to pass something

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


pic of me going to the polls

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


THis is literally bad for my brain.


I can't stop.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Shageletic posted:

Every poll shows that leftist positions especially with single payer is immenaely popular. Beto was just being lambasted for being too leftist yday.

been saying this for years and Democrats refuse to listen

Just burn everything

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

Mental Hospitality posted:

So I take it the Dems failed spectacularly? Does anyone know if weed is legal in Michigan yet?

People are just panicking because 538's results model is garbage and we all have 2016-induced PTSD.

Also they probably failed spectacularly, but that's just a coincidence.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Squizzle posted:

we are finally nuking the eu

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




gently caress off larry hogan you cancer-rear end bitch

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Epic High Five posted:

something important to keep in mind: a lot of the Dems who will be losing tonight actually got a majority share of the vote, but huge blocks of those votes were illegally rendered invalid by a variety of means and their own party has done poo poo all to stop it despite it being the norm for DECADES

seems like a problem!

campfire
Feb 19, 2008

Snoo Zertnert

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

how in the heck do 28.3 million people live in texas? what the hell are they all doing down there?

Patrolling Are Borders and Keeping Amerca Safe Again

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe

DiscountDildos posted:

How in the hot wet gently caress could someone vote for Ron desantis

have you ever been to florida?

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

OMBUDSMAN
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Clapping Larry

Bearjew posted:

God drat gently caress everything

this was obvious and not much worse than a donnelly in the seat, come on.

Sexual Lorax
Mar 17, 2004

HERE'S TO FUCKING


Fun Shoe

VladimirLeninpest posted:

I would've gone crazy if I was trying to play D&D and follow election calls. I did this with the special elections and felt like a drag to the party, so the only honorable action in this case is remove myself completely (and drink banana daiquiris until I'm blind).

the only fuckin way you could ever ever ever play dnd on a big election night would be if the dm made it so the party was protecting gnomish polling places from marauding goblins and orcs and poo poo

get so wrapped up in the fantasy worlds politics that you forget about this godforsaken hellworlds politics

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

deadwing posted:

florida fuckin sucks but most of the vote left is in broward so i'm bitin my fuckin nails here its not over yet

just kill your spirit now so that if he wins you can be pleasantly surprised instead of bitter tia

Dolomite
Jul 26, 2000
Cars & Legs


just to the northwest

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost

OhFunny posted:

https://twitter.com/BuzzFeedNews/status/1059979768966213632

Red Wave as Democratic Socialists crush liberals.

Ilhan Omar is def gonna win in Minnesota too. (I voted for her :3:)

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
flee the country guys

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
lol if republicans pick up 3 senate seats tonight

Target Practice
Aug 20, 2004

Shit.
This has led to my first experience with Chapo Trap House. I think it's going to be a long night.

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

DiscountDildos posted:

How in the hot wet gently caress could someone vote for Ron desantis

THE OTHER GUY'S A NIG- BONG

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Epic High Five posted:

something important to keep in mind: a lot of the Dems who will be losing tonight actually got a majority share of the vote, but huge blocks of those votes were illegally rendered invalid by a variety of means and their own party has done poo poo all to stop it despite it being the norm for DECADES

winning once and then loving off does nothing

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


what is going on with this?

NYT:
76% reporting
Ron DeSantis — 3,801,436 — 50.0%
Andrew Gillum — 3,712,774 — 48.8%


ABC News:
91% reporting
DeSantis — 3,638,197 — 50%
Gillum — 3,581,222 — 49%


ABC says more reporting, but fewer votes????????

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

DiscountDildos posted:

How in the hot wet gently caress could someone vote for Ron desantis

America is real dumb OP

iSheep
Feb 5, 2006

by R. Guyovich

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

in general

the only reason not to skip past all their stuff is James being such an amazing character in the Return

you could tell he was just so happy to be included :3:

ur in my world now
Jun 5, 2006

Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was


Smellrose

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

pic of me going to the polls



put this picture in civics textbooks. "this is what your average voter looks like"

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006




"lots of votes outstanding in Broward and Miami-Dade" should replace in god we trust as the national motto

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


https://twitter.com/JustinWolfers/status/1059986048221151233

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012



mister wife beater will be fine

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
big results from northfield

https://twitter.com/EricBlaisdell13/status/1059963303487778816

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TheBuilder
Jul 11, 2001
Anyone holding out for Dems capturing the Senate is silly

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